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Angrymog posted:Woodlouse chat - how do you dispose of extra woodlice given they're not a native species so can't just be released? Send them to twisto in the post
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MeinPanzer posted:Has anyone had experience with moving within the UK via pod or container delivery? Any advice, either in how to proceed or what companies are good/bad? Make sure you remember to cut airholes in your box and bring sufficient food and water.
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https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1443895258773868546?s=20 Disappointing, Omond/Womack would have been much more interesting. Green Leader standing in Bristol West could gently caress up Thangam though which would be very fun.
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Once again, Keith's ability to zero in on what Lib Dem voters want (but nobody else) is uncannily strong
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I MADE RICE TONIGHT in my instant pot by putting 1 (one) cup of rice and 1 (one) cup of water in a metal bowl which I sat on top of my sauce which I'd already cooked in the instant pot and then pressure cooked it all for 5 minutes. Nice fluffy rice, no water left, easy peasy.
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So apparently Starmer wrote for the Sun tomorrow? It'll be impressive if he manages to lose Liverpool but he's nothing if not ambitious.
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fuctifino posted:The article is in the daily mail, hence link to screenshot Jess Philipps keen to work more closely with her best mate Jake?
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Flayer posted:Pea milk is the best fake milk, if you can't tolerate the real stuff Where do you store it though?
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stev posted:If you're filling around the time you'd normally fill it then I think you can safely say you're not panic buying. I've filled up three times since the start of the Petrol Crisis I think.
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therattle posted:I’ve always wondered about things which are flavoured with things which themselves are flavours of something else. So we have tomato sauce crisps but not tomato crisps, and others which I now annoyingly can’t remember even though I’ve had this thought for ages. "Bubblegum" flavour
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fuctifino posted:James Brokenshire has kicked the bucket, and is now burning in Hell next to Thatcher. On 7 July 2021, Brokenshire tendered his resignation to Prime Minister Boris Johnson, stating his recovery from lung cancer is "taking longer than expected".[43]. He died on 8 October 2021[44] Yikes. Ring the by-election bell, I suppose. Probably uncontested? Not that it'll matter, it's a very safe seat.
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the sex ghost posted:Lot of chat about the euromillions at work today. Keep meaning to remember to win that Bang it all into the UKMT Fund
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My "if I won the Euromillions" pick after sorting out myself and my family and friends is I'd buy this derelict office block at the end of my street (which a local kid fell off and died recently), turn it into decent flats and make them available to homeless or otherwise precarious people at a peppercorn rent to enable them to get their poo poo together with a safe place to be and an address etc. No obligation to move out at any particular point. e: fuctifino posted:If I won £100m, I'd spend most of it on property and become a landlord 
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Ohtsam posted:It really isn't. The people who are dumb with the money are played up to show "being rich sucks actually" "Plebs don't know how to be rich so it's better that wealth is concentrated in the hands of the already wealthy, furthermore faaaaaaaaart"
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https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1447582789382123529 Going by their past record, the Labour Party is going to end up giving Seumas Milne a million quid and a role of president for life.
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Guavanaut posted:Can't the ships just use our 2,000 miles of canals and navigable rivers and other scenic waterways to dock and unload directly at the cities where the stuff is needed? Please give me a cabinet position. Manchester Ship Canal blocked by SEX ARSES
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ThomasPaine posted:as far as I can tell a good portion of millenials and gen z'ers find it almost impossible to imagine anything improving much at all in our lifetimes. I can imagine it because it nearly happened If anything, that makes it worse.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:you loving useless bastards all guessed the wrong numbers I'm going for the real prize of a signed copy of the illustrated Ragged Trousered Philanthropists for guessing how many cups of tea are pictured in the book. Probably still going to be the wrong number though
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sebzilla posted:I'm going for the real prize of a signed copy of the illustrated Ragged Trousered Philanthropists for guessing how many cups of tea are pictured in the book. Turns out I won this. Should have done the Euromillions as well.
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Sounds like there's going to be a by-election in Leicester East sooner or later. I wonder if Labour can poo poo themselves hard enough to lose it (been Labour since 1987, currently 6k majority)
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Failed Imagineer posted:Haven't figured out how the lollipop ladies fit into all of this yet If they're stopping you from making adequate progress in your vehicle you can just drag them to the side of the road these days
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Darth Walrus posted:https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1448704104788893696?s=21 Just came to share this. I'm shocked. Shocked!
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I think it depends on the hand-washing facilities available. Nobody wants to go dogging on a full stomach, but at the same time after a session I'd *definitely* want to wash at least my hands before handling food. Many people are still in the habit of carrying hand sanitiser with them. Should be fine.
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https://twitter.com/MirrorBreaking_/status/1448993432274354209 Yikes.
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sinky posted:Obvious leftist extremism, Keith will apologize. Expect to see Angela Rayner calling Tories "scum" brought up a lot.
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Failed Imagineer posted:BBC says suspect is a "man of African appearance" That's... an odd way to describe someone. What's that quote (Pratchett, maybe) about someone having been responsible for like 14.2 deaths or something despite not having "murdered" anyone? That's Tories, but thousands of people. So yeah it's sad for his friends and family but I won't shed a tear for anyone who voted through the last decade of misery.
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Deketh posted:Maybe from Going Postal? I think someone informs Moist of how many deaths his cons have indirectly caused That's exactly the one, yes, thank you. e: posted the quote but OF had already got there. Thanks friends.
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Apparently Johnson missed the minute's silence for Amess in the commons today. I look forward to anyone who calls him on it being accused of "playing politics" with the tragic murder and being cancelled forever.
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https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1450463407593988114 https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1450468742601793543 This is fine
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I was very surprised to crack your code and swap the initials of this "Priti Patel" character you've invented.
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Really excited for Brenda to finally cark it so we can all break out necrothatcher.gif and have a good old laugh
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Camrath posted:Ah. The bacon fudge. One of my few missteps. You'll be hearing from my dentist!
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https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1451210390919127049 Competent, forensic, adults in the room
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keep punching joe posted:Floating idea again, Antivax Island. This was also my preferred Brexit solution
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The Queen is "in good spirits" in that she's currently pickling Nelson-style in a barrel of gin.
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ThomasPaine posted:fucksake though I love a tunnocks tea cake I can take them or leave them. Caramel Wafers, though... Might have to check these out: https://www.ringtons.co.uk/treats-c8/biscuits-c13/ringtons-milk-chocolate-caramel-wafers-p45/s45
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