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Carrier posted:This has been doing my head in all morning. Just infuriatingly useless "advice" that would have done approximately gently caress all for Sarah. Everything about this poo poo is so awful. I would simply not get murdered.
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Al-Saqr posted:Things are going great for your country when the military has to be drafted to drive trucks for civilian gas lol Britain is gonna do great against functioning countries like China Listen here motherfucker we are going to sell the poo poo out of our mansions to your government and there's nothing you can do about it
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Or any of us for that matter
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I just bought some haribo snakes and the fuckers are like half the width what the gently caress is this I demand a government inquiry
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Gigabrane Activate https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1445645448077725698
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Strom Cuzewon posted:Wait, what? Those are different? The tories just rebranded the minimum wage as a living wage without increasing it to the living wage, because they know voters are idiots and will fall for it.
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Clearly he was taking the piss.
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God drat it Thom it's been over a year since I regularly checked this thread and you have to post this when I'm starting to return?
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Gripweed posted:You guys are running out of plants and animals too? I saw a squished mog when driving back from work.
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keep punching joe posted:Excellent use of public money, shot and chaser. You can scorn all you like but this made a very rich person even richer so the karma balances out.
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It's heartening to know all the people who said Jo Cox's murderer was a lone wolf who sprung fully formed from the aether will immediately say Raynor personally did this.
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Honestly of all the Tory MPs who deserve consequences for their actions this guy seems extremely low on the list, lovely though his views are.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Lol that's fired up an extremely long-ago memory of getting into a fight (a "proper" after-school-in-the-park-with-people-shouting-fight fight) with the kid who sat next to me in primary school. The teacher asked for examples of what might happen at a GP surgery and I said "surgery" because I wasn't actually sure what the word meant, just that it was something medical, but the teacher didn't hear me. So the kid next to me shouted it out as loud as he could at the next lull and the teacher chuckled and said that wasn't what the word meant (although to this day I *still* don't know why we use the same word for "place you go to talk to someone" and "someone cutting you up") but it was a good try, and the kid reckoned I'd done it deliberately to make him look stupid. I looked it up because an American was nonplussed by the term and it's apparently because you're meant to get to sit down with your MP like when you visit your GP and ask questions to diagnose your concerns. Literally analogising a visit to the doctor but with your MP.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:And just like surgeons, most MPs solution to most problems is deep cuts. You're trying to bait me into a topical joke that will get me banned.
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Nice try but I'm stupid, not evil.
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Oct 15, 2021 14:32
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I mean Bolsonaro survived something similar and lived to recreationally catch covid so I'm assuming he'll survive. Whether he'll recover is another matter.
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I agree with the other poster in here it was probably someone whose benefits got cut and they've hit their limit.
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Apraxin posted:The motive could really be anything at this point. The guy who attacked that Lib Dem MP back in the Blair years and hacked his assistant to death with a katana did it because he thought they were part of 'a conspiracy between Cheltenham council and Lloyds TSB of which he was the victim'. Oh huh, TIL about a previous attempted murder of a sitting MP.
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Ah, poo poo
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JoylessJester posted:lol, getting into a fist fight with a neighbour and losing isn't in the same league as being assassinated don't try and pad your stats. Yeah Rand got owned because he kept dumping leaves on his neighbour's lawn and got caught in the act one hilarious time.
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SixFigureSandwich posted:There was also the time somebody shot Reagan in '81. Also remember when Something Awful successfully killed the president in 2009
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Ginette Reno posted:In the US when people get upset they just go shoot up grocery stores. I guess in the UK they do it better? Nah many local MPs meet with their constituents freely. My local MP will often have a stall outside the supermarket or in the town centre to let people bend his ear about local issues.
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lol https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/oct/15/labour-spending-more-on-legal-battles-than-campaigning-sources Labour spending more on legal battles than campaigning, say sources Exclusive: As action against ex-Corbyn staffers looms, falling membership is also hitting finances
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this you buddy https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3928980&pagenumber=734&perpage=40#post506078954
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Skeletome posted:it's the mushroom man- you leave some mushies out at night, and in 2 weeks he'll send a tuppence through the letterbox is that the guy who lives on drury lane?
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Bit of a slippery slope to upgrade towns to cities just because the local MP gets merked aye?
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Failed Imagineer posted:On the one hand you should never platform fash scum like Farage, but at the same time lmao Hearing him half-heartedly say up the 'RA made one half of my brain rotate clockwise and the other half rotate forwards.
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Oct 19, 2021 12:02
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Secret plot to kill the wealthy by injecting grease into their coke-addled veins to heighten the contraindications.
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Seems a housing estate blew up near Glasgow https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-58965190
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keep punching joe posted:https://twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/1450884568744185866 Jeremy Corbyn has not been leader for 564 days. He is still important to sideline, for some reason.
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I wonder if some houses were built 1939-1945 but it was some rich wankers doing it off the books.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Classic Kay Burley drat can't believe ol' KKKay would do something racist
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Today was the 55th anniversary of the Aberfan disaster when 116 children and 28 adults were killed when a coal-mining spoil heap slipped and engulfed the Pantglas Junior School just as morning registers were being taken. I was 6 at the time and attended a tiny Welsh primary school. We had visited parents' friends in the town just a few weeks before. A year or so later, we moved to a mining town. Our house was on the side of one coal tip, and my junior school across the valley on the side of another coal tip. Oh yeah my mum said that this happened when she was a young'un and had no concept of how far Aberfan was from Bedford and was terrified it was gonna happen to her next.
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It's quorn.
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Eggs are my vegan killer. Cheese isn't far behind though.
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Private Speech posted:Linus Tech Tips (who is more goon-adjacent, at least persona-wise) what do you mea-- https://twitter.com/linustech/status/1444693732637380622?lang=en
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Skios posted:This has the receipts, both on her being a serial assaulter and her pressuring other performers into forgoing STD protection. Okay this really confused me because the URL made me think it was an LGBAlliance website, not an anti-LGBAlliance website.
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