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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Having an opinion on the next James Bond should disqualify you from most facets of adult life, certainly from an involvement in politics.

Watch the movies, fine, it's big dumb action film nonsense. But next Bond is so banal and Brits seem to spend 1 20th of their life thinking about it

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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notaspy posted:

Tomorrow never dies

The one with Rupert Murdoch as the baddie

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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The best things about the Craig films was the Adam & Joe Quantum of Solace themes from their radio show way back in the distant past.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Oh, that's good, I don't have to just use arbeit macht frei references because they literally quoted Goebbel's department lol

"What do you call that act?" "The Sensibles!"

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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keep punching joe posted:

Work is shite, I thought we were supposed to AI our way to a life of plenty and luxury?

Absence of work sets you free.

https://twitter.com/YappAppLtd/status/1442496285764816896?s=19

Apparently a Tornado hit Grimsby a few days ago

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Wow, I can't believe the TalkSport dipshit is awful

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Julio Cruz posted:

Rosie Duffield's got to be one, surely

then Lisa Nandy, and maybe Graham Stringer?

There's no way it's Nandy, she's a front bencher.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Jinkii posted:

Im in Scotland, we have different BBC editors sorry, he has been getting slings and arrows here on a scale not seen since Jim Murphy mistook standing on an Irn-bru crate for an actual platform

HOW DARE YOU, Jim's Irn Bru tour single handedly saved the Union donncha know?

The fall of Jim Murphy was so loving funny, he did a speedrun of ScotLab's pathetically slow demise in what, 6 months?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Jinkii posted:

You whined about forrins being mistreated, i pointed out thats what you english forced on us.

The English are not uniquely xenophobic. I know it feels that way sometimes but look at the rest of the world and it becomes instantly obvious they are really little different than most other people in that regard. We're a species who'd sooner cut off our nose than help "others", whoever they may be.

Twisto cannot and should not be held accountable for the actions of his countrymen anymore than I can be held accountable for Douglas Ross or Michael Gove or that David Coburn ex UKIP MEP prick

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Oh I missed that!

Some of the CSPAM USPol threads attract weird people.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

The guy who shot Tiny Toese (in the tiny toes) was a goon? And people said these forums were irrelevant.

Yes. Noted fascist oval office Andy Ngo wrote about it for some scummy paper. Noted "I got hit by a milkshake but it was secretly full of concrete & gave me permanent brain damage, honest" twat Andy Ngo.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Regarde Aduck posted:

What was interesting to me was how fast cspam turned on one of their posters who did something, ill-advised as it was. They nominally flip-flop between nothing-can-ever-be-done nihilism and call-to-arms violent activism rhetoric. Now apparently they never advocated violence and have always been useless nihilists. They even played down how dangerous the proud boys are as an organisation. Truly the vanguard of the revolution.

I dunno, it's a reasonable if slightly cynical reaction. Certain goons are obsessed with CSPAM being closed down for whatever reason & they were drooling at the prospect of using this nonsense as an excuse to make that happen. Plus yeah, calling for armed insurrection/propaganda of the deed on a public forum which has increased scrutiny on it after this? Unwise to put it mildly. I'd also add that tbh the line between "lol nothing matters" nihilism/despair & feeling attracted to political violence is pretty thin so to me the duality isn't really that surprising.

I mostly like CSPAM but the USPol threads are really not worth even glancing at. But then that's true of D&D too, except most threads in D&D except this one can be ignored because it's a forum filled with melty libs.

OwlFancier posted:

As someone who plays workers and resources soviet republic, and therefore is qualified to make public service planning decisions, tennis courts are strictly inferior to football because you can fit 22 people on a football pitch at a time, but only 2 on a tennis court. Football is the sport of the proletariat and space-efficient planning enthusiast. Were I to cater to the whims of the tennis people there would be less space for train factories.

Wait until you hear about doubles tennis!

My hot take is that tennis was pretty fun to play even though like most sports I was utterly gash at it. gently caress, even cricket was fun to play & I'd sooner drink bleach than watch that. Some of the best PE lessons in school were when we did field hockey & I got to dress up in all this old goalkeeper kit, great craic.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

you're a right whiner.

Oh gently caress off

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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TACD posted:

I’ve never even tried a non-dairy milk, is this yet another hot new trend my aging brain has missed the boat on

There are these people called vegans who don't consume animal products, including milk. So non-dairy milk is useful for them.

Also lactose intolerant people

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Just Another Lurker posted:

A brother of mine never drank milk and had to have ALL his teeth removed at the age of 16 as they were falling apart.

Drank semi skimmed for twenty years before returning to the standard stuff, gods all those wasted years.

Skimmed milk tastes like white water.

Genetically i'm fully adapted to dairy but exclude the precious cheese as it goes directly to my waistline (that's only handy in a Famine).

Good news friend, if the Tories carry on like this I'll probably be grateful for these fat reserves around my waist (and chest and legs and arms and arse)

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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keep punching joe posted:

I dunno what's preferable to be honest, a sudden collapse like the Soviets (where all the disaster capitalists rush in and buy everything up), or a gradual collapse like we're in now (where all the disaster capitalists rush in and buy everything up).

It's the former.

A long slow collapse just gives people time to adapt to reality. With a more sudden collapse there's at least the prospect of breaking point being reached

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Sounds like Nick Clegg should be fired.

It is pretty funny that I went to bed 4 hours ago (I've gotten really into sleeping in shifts during the pandemic, early evening until 10 or 11 & then up again for hours) and Facebook is still hosed.

Hope the Zuck is taking it well.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Total Meatlove posted:

They can't go too hard, or some journalists might do their job and ask why the National Living Wage isn't just tied to the actual, Living Wage, which would mean they lose control over when they dole out the pennies to an extent.

That would involve journalists having a picogram of curiosity tho

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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OwlFancier posted:

I can't tweet at anybody I've never had a social media account and don't intend to start now.

You should get one, Twitter is fun.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

whats on page 2/2?

Tomorrow's weather, obviously.

Teletext was great

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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I feel for conflicted Newcastle fans after Ross County hired noted racist homophobe Malky Mackay this summer. Which is handy coz a local non-league team just moved to play about 10 minutes walk from my door so I've just started watching them.

They aren't very good but it's free and the manager isn't a oval office

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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the sex ghost posted:

The Malky saga is one of my all time faves largely because of Dave Whelan (who broke his leg in an fa cup final but didnt like to bring it up) defending his manager by saying it wasn't racist because Chinese people do look very similar

Football sure is great*

*not great

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Dead Goon posted:

BBC News - Former Northern Ireland Secretary James Brokenshire dies, aged 53
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-58844606

I'm just humming the chorus of Jimmy Nail's smash hit Crocodile Shoes but the words have been changed to Crocodile Tears.


the sex ghost posted:

Lot of chat about the euromillions at work today. Keep meaning to remember to win that

If one hypothetically did come into a hundred million quid what would be the best way to use it for the benefit of the most people? Part of me feels as though the most efficient way would be to have a WhatsApp number or something that's just 'text me whatever you need paying and I'll sort it no questions asked'. But then it's open to Mr snrub types so you'd need them to provide proof and then you're still holding your money over people's heads

Could you set up some sort of sex ghost foundation for good lads and lasses but since I'm very stupid and don't understand the investments required to keep the fund going I would require outside help and that would turn it into every other lovely charity that works to enrich itself

You could theoretically set up some sort of political action group but that feels a bit lib dem 'just vote!' for my tastes

Is the answer really just driving around Mario balotelli style and just handing out notes to people on the street

Share half of it with me. That'd be the most effective way to go about it.

I mean if you're talking about changing the country for better "buy the Daily Mail" and subtly turning into a propaganda tool for socialism would be good. But with the caveat that you would probably need to win several Euromillions rollovers. Like probably well over £1.5bn to get a controlling stake.

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 12:08 on Oct 8, 2021

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Wasting time is fun.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/lukeakehurst/status/1446548011929243649?s=20

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Gonzo McFee posted:

Don't know why you'd expect different. The media's whole reaction to Corbyn was to act with sheer indignity that this man existed, they aren't going to acknowledge left wing politics now that they don't have to beyond rolling their eyes and calling us antisemitic.

Doug Stanhope said it best when some HIGNFY oval office tried to get free tickets to his show to get him on the show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8nC1dk-t4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l76IjT6Guaw

lol dude who dedicated his entire career to getting anyone left of Ghengas Khan kicked out of the party says he's a Trot.

I really wanted to go into it but honestly, I've got nothing. I can't loving even begin to wrap my head around this poo poo.

Doug Stanhope is one of the rarest things, a likeable libertarian.

Comrade Fakename posted:

HIGNFY is the greatest work of satire humanity has ever created. Who can seriously deny this? What other piece of satire successfully got a literal clown elected prime minister? It’s a masterwork.

The Apprentice US

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Oct 8, 2021

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Communist Thoughts posted:

When I first came to scotland with my BBC English voice, at work there was a guy who had the Scottish version of the incomprehensible old man from hot fuzz's accent.

He was very friendly and would come up to me and go something like "y'hwee hewwenny h'yeh?"
And I'd say, "sorry, what?"
And he'd look at me completely mystified and go "whe?"

When I moved from Inverness to Sheffield I ended up waiting for the Supertram one day after being in HMV. And this auld yin with a proper Yorkshire accent started talking to me. gently caress he was incomprehensible. Felt like he was chatting an entirely different language. Turned out the nosy fart just wanted to know what I'd been buying; needless to say he wasn't familiar with Sleepytime Gorilla Museum

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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therattle posted:

By the same token have really rich parents does in many cases absolutely gently caress people up. (Succession illustrates this brilliantly).

I've got a good solution for this, 100% inheritance tax.


WhatEvil posted:

Eh I just think too many people think "If I had a big house and a fancy car and didn't have to work anymore life would be mint and I'd be really happy all the time!" and then they suddenly have that stuff and they're still not and they just don't know what to do.

Like if you haven't got to a point in your life and in your self where you realise that you don't need all that poo poo to be happy then you might be in for a bad time.

Also some people find purpose and meaning in their jobs - even if they don't particularly like them, just *doing something* with their time can bring it... and again if they up and quit then they find they don't actually have that much to live for because they never had to work on finding their *own* sense of purpose in life.

Honestly it's something I've struggled with a bit, being unemployed the last two years. I think if I won the lottery, not *too* much about my life would change. I'd get a slightly nicer house (nothing too ridiculous) and probably a new car (again, nothing too ridiculous) and go on some nice holidays... then I'd probably set myself up with a woodworking shop somewhere and make cool poo poo, maybe sell it for larks. And/or I'd set up some kind of charity or a housing cooperative or something with my winnings and spend some of my time running it.

I always used to think when people said "My life won't change!" when they won the lottery were the most horrendously boring pricks and that they should give me the money instead, but these days I think they're probably the ones who've got it right, at least to some extent.

The thing is that having been long-term unemployed I know that not working while being able to afford not only a roof over my head and keep fed while still being able to get luxury items like books and games and music would make me happy.

Seriously, remove financial concerns and you remove more than half the things that cause me stress and prevent me from doing what I'm passionate about : sitting in my underpants watching some wrestling.

It's good that there are people who find meaning or whatever from work but just tend to find a mix of frustration and pure misery.

What I'm saying is someone wealthy should make my dreams come true and fire a couple mil at me. Won't ask for more.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Jakabite posted:

Jesus imagine winning a million and deciding to live on 20k a year for the rest of your life, I wonder about you lot sometimes I really do

Assuming you buy yourself a house upfront, 20 grand per year is pretty decent money. The first few years you could probably spend more but at some point there's only so much stuff one person needs.

Sure, you could decide you want to eat out at Michelin star restaurants and live in Central London and take 4 holidays a year that you fly to in first class but at some point it's diminishing returns.

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Jun 13, 2012

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

4 holidays a year lol

what the gently caress would I be on holiday from?

I'm saving myself the money of having to take a holiday by already being on holiday

People seem to enjoy going abroad. You could go to Australia and see the remains of the Tesla battery factory that burned for a week

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Mebh posted:

Well yeah there's your problem. Your first issue is the wage. I mean I'd happily go live anywhere if I didn't have to work... I certainly wouldn't choose almost anywhere in the UK though was more my point.

Honestly not sure I could see me moving abroad. I'm far too accustomed to our temperate weather. I'd miss the rain. Hell, I lived in Sheffield for 6 months and missed the rain and it's not like Sheffield is arid (in fact when I moved there in the summer of 2007 they were recovering from serious flooding.

Give me a lottery win & I either move to the centre of Glasgow or else one of the villages along the Road to the Islands, Mallaig or Arisaig or Morar or Glenfinnan. Bonnie part of the world.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Yeah, you could tell the Pennines were having an impact on the amount of rain it got. Or at least I thought i could tell but as my sample size was 6 months I didn't want to make any massive proclamations.

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Jun 13, 2012

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keep punching joe posted:

So the William Gibson essay on Singapore (Disneyland with the death penalty) is still accurate today.

If I won the lottery I'd buy land in the Western Isles/West Highland and build a big mad house, absolutely mental place. Ridiculous house.

Let us know when your episode of Grand Designs airs, showcasing the building of your house as it runs at 5 times the quoted price and 8 years late.

(Is Grand Designs still on? That just seemed the story of every episode I saw)

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Mebh posted:

MM good food for thought all, thanks.

Not looking to move just yet, job stable so probably 5 year fix is a decent shout. It just seems so... dodgy.

Like, the fact that I could sell this place and use the difference in price to buy a half million house in a cheaper area with barely an increase in the monthly mortgage (for at least 2 years lol) is absolutely nuts.
I recently saw a flat for sale in Glasgow (not the nicest area, Castlemilk), 2 bedrooms, £33k.

Actually mad I had no way to afford the deposit. I suppose there's a chance the high rise it is in is a disaster but that was still ⅔ the price of a bedsit in the equally rough East End.

Felt like the first time I'd ever seen a flat for sale in a desirable city that was actually vaguely affordable.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Mebh posted:

Bet you it was a leasehold though.

You'd think so but nope, freehold. I did remember wrong though, it was 1 bedroom but still at that price? Nobody dreams of living in Castlemilk but at that price in this day & age?

Only place I've seen flats that cheap recently are in horrendously deprived post industrial wasteland towns in the North of England.

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Jun 13, 2012

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keep punching joe posted:

At least you get a nice view from up there.

Was it a property auctions agent listing out of interest, they usually pull some unscrupulous poo poo with temptingly cheap flats. There's one street in Greenock where you always see flats listed at £7k - £10k. Never mentions to buyers that the whole scheme is 90% abandoned and due to be razed by the local council.

Nah, but the catch was they wanted paid in cash which seems legit.

But someone bought it anyway.

Plenty other places in Castlemilk in the £50-60k range but half that? Sadly not

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Stolen from the CSPAM UK thread


Adam Smith Institute truly are our best and brightest.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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sebzilla posted:

https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1447582789382123529

Going by their past record, the Labour Party is going to end up giving Seumas Milne a million quid and a role of president for life.

This rules. Kieth gonna fulfill my desire to see Labour dead

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://twitter.com/VirtualAstro/status/1447624755398549505

Major geomagnetic activity tonight that might result in visible northern lights as far south as the Humber.

Oh and also could result in the complete breakdown of the electrical grid but at least you'll have something to look at before the hordes arrive.

e: This and the story from Sheffield are giving me The Event - or at least one-off British-themed X Files episode - vibes now

Typical, overcast and wet out. Still never seen the Aurora despite living this far north

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

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Total Meatlove posted:

The isle of dogs is just a peninsula with ideas above its station

It's actually illegal to own dogs there.

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