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a pipe smoking dog posted:Oh I forgot the most important part of the advice which is that bus drivers hold an inherent power over police and can stop them killing you. Buses are technically a class of boat and their drivers (technically: bus pilots) only answer to maritime law
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happyhippy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML9fvfp1l7g Narrator: Johnson did not, in fact, have a single shred of dignity
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suck my woke dick posted:This plus the chief of the met giving advice on how to protect yourself from all the criminals in the met is pretty lol If you abolish the Met, these dangerous predators are just gonna be out there on the streets
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happyhippy posted:Nah, its genetics. Some of their grandparents drove tanks in WW2, so driving a lorry full of Curly Wurlys should be a doddle. Surely the Red Army applied a large selection pressure against the German tank-driving gene in the mid-40s
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Yeah, the insinuation that you'd never use Good Protestant White English Flour like McDougalls for nefarious purposes. I must say I'm intrigued but I respect your desire to not end up in a briefcase
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fuctifino posted:Is the Independent a satire site now? My "Lots of compassion and cares deeply about people" profile has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my profile.
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Honestly I was all about the rice in the Instant pot but now that we've mastered rice in a deep Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Oct 2, 2021 |
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Pablo Bluth posted:Just scored petrol with zero wait. I suspect I was slightly lucky (wet Saturday evening, a road closure cutting down on the usual passing traffic, word not having got out it was re-open, more cars having their filler on the right and people not wanting to lift the hose around) . I'd been at the supermarket is a few minutes before and the sight of a tanker refilling the place was causing a build-up of waiting cars in the car park. A true Brexit success story
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Oct 2, 2021 21:18
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UKMT: Mostly rice and petrol chat now. I let the side down by getting an Indian take away and now I'm hosed
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:
Oh of course, I got both. I hosed myself by getting a meal deal for two while herself is away, a shameful goon E:. 9, a sexual position much like the 69 except you're alone so you just lie there, full of Indian
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Still the most easily-trolled thread on these forums, ignoring bad posts is impossible even though the white demon Lowtax gave us the gift of the Ignore button
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NotJustANumber99 posted:
Incorrect, the FA rules say a football pitch can only be 30mm tall
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therattle posted:I can juuuust about see how he might have thought that going to war was the right thing to do, and compatible with his moral framework. One can’t do that with tax avoidance. There’s no way one can say “well, he thought he was doing the right thing”. (Note: I don’t want to but it could be argued). It’s just naked greed. What fucks me off so much is that the people who engage in this poo poo don’t need to. They’ve already got too much money. By the time they've made all that money, they've probably already made a thousand choices more unethical than mere tax avoision. Big Tone says: "I am in blood Stepped in so far that, should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o'er"
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:The ones I've tried all seem to be full of oil. Maybe slightly more (%v/v) than there is fat in dairy milk - it's hard to get precise numbers for most of them. I'm not necessarily convinced prima facie that canola or rapeseed is much worse for you than the fats in dairy milk, though tbf there are also a bunch of bioactive peptides in milk which do good things for GI health. There are also oat milks with no oil, although I imagine they taste gash. Fun fact, James Joyce wrote about people having "oatmealwater" in their porridge in Ulysses - the original hipster
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Flayer posted:Almond milk is flavoured water. It's 2% almonds if you're lucky. Dairy milk is also flavoured water
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sebzilla posted:People are flavoured water https://twitter.com/NoContextTrek/status/1320772110420221953?s=19
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TACD posted:I’ve never even tried a non-dairy milk, is this yet another hot new trend my aging brain has missed the boat on As discussed, both almond and oat milk go back hundreds of not thousands of years, but yes they've grown in popularity in recent years/decades They're good, drink the milks
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Flayer posted:Pea milk is the best fake milk, if you can't tolerate the real stuff Smack barm pee milk Alternative thread title: Convene my big Labour vag!
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:loving hell did you eat two indian takeaways with all the naan and rice too For the record, I had it for dinner, and then breakfast lunch and dinner the next day. So still disgusting, but in a slightly different way
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Oct 4, 2021 13:27
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYMx45S29Uw Song is forever ruined for me by this Freaks and Geeks scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvN8z5i9w6U Great related twist at the end of that episode too. What a show
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Just Another Lurker posted:Unexpected admission by Lord Frost, Northern Ireland related mainly, that the NIP is working as intended so they need to remove it: https://twitter.com/BestForBritain/status/1445058698380992517?s=20 but it was surprising to see the it talked about so openly. :-) This will invite the kind of EU sanctions that people like to imagine the mean EU have already introduced
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Z the IVth posted:Doesn't annoying the Irish get you prank Dominos pizza deliveries to your place of work? Idk, I'm Irish, and if someone pranked me by sending Dominos to my place of work (my house) I would happily eat that garbage E: for content. https://twitter.com/newschambers/status/1445289295556882435?s=19 This woman used to work in my department when I was a postdoc, she used to be one of Irelands leading biologists before she had a major break with reality and is now one of Irelands (Europe's?) leading anti-vaxxer loons (she was always a terrible person) Recent highlights include claiming a Garda was raping her when he refused to let her barge into a vote-counting cente during a by-election (where her  platform gained few votes).So I guess Tories are taking a lot of cues from America, and the more extreme fringe is embracing this rubbish now to attract the crank vote. No way that could end badly Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Oct 5, 2021 |
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Guavanaut posted:They'll have to out-crank Rosie Duffield first. In her case I think it was traumatic childloss  . Don't really understand how one leads to the other but eh, it's a reason not an excuse
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Tesseraction posted:I just bought some haribo snakes and the fuckers are like half the width what the gently caress is this EU regulations stipulate a minimum snake girth, sorry that's all hosed now
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Mebh posted:I think these days it might just give all three major parties one vote. There's 3 major parties now?
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Oct 5, 2021 23:19
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:What does that term even mean. Everything is "so-called", isn't it? Do you really not know or are you just being obtuse? Appending "so-called" is just up-fronting the question of legitimacy, e.g. encouraging the reader to question if there is such thing as an "Islamic State" if it has no external recognition
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Jedit posted:Also to question whether they're actually Islamic, although nobody thinks about that. Very true, although I think most media are perfectly happy tarring all adherents of Islam as muslamic style terrorist operatives
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Those insulation protesters are so fake, a Reddit post questioning whether they were an astroturfing project was itself then immediately astroturfed in the comments https://i.redd.it/q6k8vq3h5tr71.jpg https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenAndPleasant/comments/q2hpff/is_it_just_a_coincidence
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Who is Roko? A miserable pile of specious arguments
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The real basilisk part is that even caring enough to post about any of that insufferable nerd bullshit makes you also an insufferable nerd by transitive property.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:<whinge>  My corporate HP craptop completely fails to handle the >1GB of RAM that Teams eats up just idling. I'm usually also juggling ~20 XLSX, 10 docs, a few slide decks and multiple browsers just to do the basic functions of my job, plus powering 2 external screens. So any time I try to join a Teams call my other monitors hang and I need to restart my USB hub  IT dept response to my detailed request for a 16GB laptop: "no. fuk u. delete this number"
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OwlFancier posted:Perhaps if wages went up we wouldn't be on low incomes, wes. You should tweet at him. It may be one of your last opportunities to call him a oval office and for him to actually see it before he becomes LOTO
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OwlFancier posted:I can't tweet at anybody I've never had a social media account and don't intend to start now. I have bad news about what you paid  for.And here you can't even call any world leaders a dog oval office, just some possible CIA agents
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