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Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib
Photos from Port Mulgrave. Site of an old alum mine, then a port before the breakwater was dynamited to prevent it being used for invasion in WW2.
Now really good for fossils and home to some interesting beach shacks.


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Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

Pablo Bluth posted:

Just scored petrol with zero wait. I suspect I was slightly lucky (wet Saturday evening, a road closure cutting down on the usual passing traffic, word not having got out it was re-open, more cars having their filler on the right and people not wanting to lift the hose around) . I'd been at the supermarket is a few minutes before and the sight of a tanker refilling the place was causing a build-up of waiting cars in the car park.

A less capable writer would struggle to convincingly portray such a grateful character inhabiting this bleak, almost Ballardian view of the future. Your use of the first person here is breath-taking in the way it imprisons the reader within the narrator's own optimism.
11/10

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib
22 mil for tennis courts? What about the boat house, that's what I'm asking!
A knackered tennis court is a reasonably good place to contain a small game of footy and various other team games. Restoring them so that only a few people can play only tennis on them is a total waste of money. It makes them a far less useful space and they'll fall into disrepair rapidly. The council where I grew up spent a load of money renovating their old tennis court into... a skatepark. More than two people can use it at once and it facilitates an activity the local kids are interested in.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

happyhippy posted:

"I don't care, its not affecting me" vibe from the Bullshitter.

And random question, how come they can't keep the pigs alive for longer, can you only sell pigs at certain ages?
The radio was saying it's because their meat products become too large to meet supermarkets' requirements, so become unable to sell. If you're the kind of person that will buy a half pig then you'll be quids in this year.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

A football pitch would have 22 players on the same area. Tennis is more space efficient and socialist than football.

You can have a very high energy game of football on a council tennis pitch with as many players as you have friends. The thread sound tonight is that rattling noise of a ball being hoofed at a loose chainlink fence.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

Lady Demelza posted:

Does the age of the animal matter? I'm veggie and not really up on different cuts of meat, but if sheep need to be killed at certain age to qualify as lamb, then does pork change textue or flavour if it's older?

'The local farmer down the street' is not a thing in many places and even if it was, your small farm shop won't be able to stock enough to supply everyone. Most of the local butchers, greengrocers, pharmacists and bakers near me open 9-5 six days a week and don't offer delivery. Best of luck to anyone working full time who has to fight over the last carrot or pint of milk on a Satuday afternoon.

That and UK agriculture has changed massively since the halcyon days. Alongside crop development and climate change, lots of dairy farmers were collateral damage in the supermarket price wars. So now, instead of a daily pint of milk you can expect an annual bushel of oilseed. Delicious!

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib
I'm giving final meter readings to my recently deceased energy supplier. My new supplier deal will be at the price cap but probably more expensive than the old, so hypothetically it would be in my interest to inflate the meter readings a bit wouldn't it?

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Totally pathetic.


What if you don't have a right hand, or if you are a thalidomide victim or have other deformity so you can't actually reach the sign with your right hand?

What if you live in a street with NO street sign eg the little hamlets round here and little rural outposts?

The block I live in is a 60s era court of about 30 maisonettes and flats. Plenty of people here are council tenants. The only signs that give the 'street' name are a good 3m off the ground.
You could just about reach one of them, if you lie face down on an upstairs balcony and reach blindly over the edge.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-58941729

quote:

Southend city bid would be a 'fitting tribute' to stabbed MP. Councils in Bournemouth, Reading and Middlesbrough reported to be "seriously considering their options".

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

NotJustANumber99 posted:

thats an odd bit of york, city screen is quite posh, but like either side is i dunno vodka revs or whatever.

and everyone there has access to fall in the river

There used to be a sign fixed to the railings in memory of a vodka revs bartender who celebrated finishing his final shift by trying to swim across the river.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Yeah I guess it still has an effect on the currents upstream. Also I'm mostly going off something I was told in a pub by a fireman (I think) who had experience of trying to rescue people out of rivers in York.

It's mainly that the river ouse is in a giant concrete lined channel with a fast current and few places to get out. The foss has negligible flow except for christmas 2015 when it turned into the thames.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

This sewage thing, has there been a recent change in volumes discharged or is this a weird tipping point when people overnight become deeply opposed to something that's been happening since humans built houses.
Mild legislation in the Environment Bill causing the public to demand much more stringent legislation on something they previously hadn't bothered about.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

RDevz posted:

Combined Sewer Overflows

Well yeah, this is the funny thing. In the UK we've been doing a shitload of work on reducing CSOs since the Sustainable Drainage came along in about 2004 and started being really enforced about 10 years ago. Then the nasty EU forced us to eliminate a load of nearshore outfalls with the Water Framework Directive in about 2015. Your chances of floating past a turd at Scarborough have never been smaller.

My theory is that water pollution is easy to get a revolting photo of. Everyone in the UK has at least one treasured memory of the seaside and having looked at those photos is now feeling like they want a really long shower.
It's right that people are angry about sewage dumping but when does that revulsion/outrage kick in?
It worked to turn people against animal testing for example. Not pheasant hunting though.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib
We've had people setting off fireworks round here to gently caress with each other. Petty, mean drama like someone finally deciding their mate should gently caress off and find somewhere else to sleep other than the sofa. So the ex-mate takes it really well and sets off one of those 50-in-1 firework barrages outside their door.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Interesting point. Anywhere on the canal network (including Chelsea Harbour) no, you can't under any circumstances discharge sewage. However at Wapping Stairs, because it's on the Thames, you *can* dump raw sewage into it as long as you have a license where you specifically promise not to do so. If you don't have that license you can't.

Up here the working rule is that you can dump your sewage into the water because we're within one lock of the sea. The moorings community is split on those that do, and those that use a "composting toilet".
Which is a nice way of saying a big bucket and some sawdust to keep the smell down. Which you empty onto a heap at the end of the moorings, then it gets washed away the next flood.
Either way, the river consumes it.

Bulb better not loving go under. They cancelled our last meter installation because the microchip shortage means nobody has any smart meters in stock. We'd asked them to put a traditional clockwork one on and they've ghosted us since.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib
"Faith and courage will see you through the toughest times"
Excerpt from the diary of Robert Falcon Scott, 28th March 1912

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
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Bobstar posted:

We all love heat pump chat, so this article (Electric boilers: a green alternative to heat pumps that no one is talking about) set off my UKMT-sense.

It's basically arguing that for smaller properties, or where it's hard to install the outside units for a heat pump, a straightforward electric boiler might make more sense. Which is fine, except that the per-joule price of doing that is like 3-4x the gas price - which the article handwaves away by saying yes electricity is expensive now, but it might not be in the future thanks to falling renewable costs.

I don't know, just seems silly to me to push these for anything but niche cases, when there's a way of getting more energy out than you put in. Surely for smaller properties, ganging together at the building or district level makes more sense.

Also enjoyed

Oh no, that will definitely make me want to triple my heating bill!

Also grumpy because we have gas-fired bathroom water, gas-fired air heating, but an electric thingy under the kitchen sink, and the latter is a massive energy guzzler even though we only use it to wash up pans and such.

I have an electric boiler in my house. It's called the kettle. Many people with large houses also have another type as well. They call them the immersion heater.
Anyone who's tried to have a quick shower using either will tell you it's impractical.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

NotJustANumber99 posted:


This is what I'm going to do but it pretty much doesn't exist so basically no chance of getting the rhi for it. gently caress em. Doing it anyway.

For better thermal efficiency you should ask your plumber to use molten sodium in the primary circuit.

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

RDevz posted:

I'll try again, then.

Electricity in the UK is generated from a number of different methods, but the marginal generator is generally gas-fired power stations. In this context, by marginal I mean the one that's making the least profit per kWh generated, so is the first one to turn off as the power price falls. If there's not enough electricity generation to meet demand, National Grid instruct more generators to generate, and that comes at a higher cost than buying power on the wholesale markets. This drives power prices to be at or above the cost of the marginal generator needed to meet demand.

Thanks for the effortpost. It sounds like this is vulnerable to a bit of enroning? If I own a wind farm that breaks even at 10p/kWh and an idle gas turbine that would break even at 30p, what's to stop me taking a bit of windfarm capacity offline "for maintenance" until the grid instructs me to switch the gas turbine on and raises wholesale prices to pay for it?

Wouldn't it be more cost effective for the national grid to have nominated reserve generators who it pays through a separate mechanism to the wholesale market so that they have no effect on that market rate?

Overheard this very middle class story today:
...they were ignoring the poison so I put down a glue trap and that worked. You can only use them once which is a bit wasteful. I wasn't really prepared for the mouse to still be alive though. So I put the whole trap in a plastic bag alongside a ramekin full of bleach and vinegar. Hopefully it'll be dead from the chlorine gas when I get back.

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Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
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Mebh posted:

Speaking of sausages. What do you all like to eat on bonfire night? I was thinking of having some friends over to wave sparklers about in our back garden, celebrate nearly blowing up parliament etc. I then realised short of bonfire toffee and mulled wine I've no memory of the food as a kid.

Grilled sausages, mulled apple juice, hot chocolate?

Home made spicy baked beans in mugs? Smokey Chilli? I could just smoke a brisket or pork shoulder all day I guess.

Slice a whole banana open lengthways like it's Mel Gibson in Braveheart. Cram chocolate buttons into the wound. Wrap in foil and hurl in flames. Eat when patience evaporates.

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