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Not much of a current event, but I'm fighting a cold (waiting on test results to know if it's covid, but I'm feeling fine and I'm through the worst parts of it) and it's hosed my throat up. On the plus side, I sound like Duke Nukem. Anyone have any funny voice lines or overly dramatic movie trailer voiceovers they'd like to hear? Might as well get some mileage out of this while it lasts.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2021 23:00 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 08:27 |
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e: ^^^ one minutebulletsponge13 posted:Overly dramatic Kajima esque readings of various romantic quotes, poems, and sonnets would do well on YT. If my voice stays this way for a bit, I might give that a shot. It'll probably pass by monday, if this really is a cold. That and it hurts to speak for long stretches, but editing can fix that. In the meantime, here's Solid Snake reading Hamlet https://vocaroo.com/1l3tiRCSjYhp facialimpediment posted:https://www.courthousenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Bauer-capitol-motion-dismiss.pdf https://vocaroo.com/1arU3vLI8iSN This one wasn't as fun as I thought it would be, I started this one and stopped when I noticed it's 114 pages. I did my best
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2021 23:35 |
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facialimpediment posted:I posted that as a gag, but I giggled pretty hard at the opener when it gets particularly weird. I do wonder how nuts it would be in a celebrity reading, like Morgan Freeman or Christopher Walken. I was gonna spoof it up, but honestly it's nutty enough as it is. It really goes off the rails as you scroll down, going to any random page is gold Comrade Blyatlov posted:The second coming Feel like I could have done this one better, but here you go: https://vocaroo.com/18QmYvZW4s5q Also, bonus clip of when I started goofing around this morning https://vocaroo.com/16L13igyTOAv
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2021 23:47 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Glorious. Glad you like it The more I talk the more it hurts, but at least it's entertaining
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 00:20 |
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bulletsponge13 posted:I love this. ❤ This works way better than it should, it feels like a cheesy 80s action flick trailer. He probably would have envisioned it like this without a shred of irony. Split in two because I had to pause for a bit: https://vocaroo.com/1ksnPL4OJxeA https://vocaroo.com/19U8PwhrebVk edit: Because this was a bit hard to find, quoting it here so you can read/laugh along quote:Grover posted: As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Oct 3, 2021 |
# ¿ Oct 3, 2021 00:41 |
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When I heard about this I thought it was a joke. Holy poo poo he pulled it off!
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2021 19:18 |
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I only remember the hippo attack and xenonorph sentry-gun scene from Congo, that and Tim Curry saying Zinj. I don't even remember Bruce Campbell being in it. I'm still out sick, I think I need to rewatch it today.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2021 16:09 |
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Terrifying Effigies posted:What's great is how much of Evil Dead comes through parts of Raimi's Spiderman 2: Man I haven't seen that movie in a long time, I need to revisit the trilogy before no way home comes out. I remember parts of 3 were better than the whole, if only the studio had left him alone. Never saw either of the ASM movies either, might as well get those out of the way.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2021 20:04 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 08:27 |
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facialimpediment posted:The crazy poo poo ain't done yet. Of course he had to throw in "fbi agents from California." Buddy, there's an office in Omaha. Just because they weren't a couple good ol boys doesn't make it a nefarious coastal elite plot to get you in trouble. You did that well enough on your own.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2021 15:38 |