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The month is upon us, the witching hour approaches, and its time to get spooky. What is this thread? Well, its to discuss and debate the ghoulish, the creepiest, and the spookiest stuff you have to offer. Topic is fairly open, ghost stories or even spooky controversies and happenings are allowed. The one rule: It must be spooky, mysterious, or Halloween themed. With that said, normal D&D rules apply. This'll be kind of a chill-chat style thread.   
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What's really scary is the specter of communism
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Oct 1, 2021 17:42
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RBA Starblade posted:What's really scary is the specter of communism I mean, we are haunted by a specter. Just hope its not Phil Spector's Specter 
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Oct 1, 2021 17:43
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I saw a blue floating object in the backyard of my parent's house in the 90's. I think the only way I could describe it was that it was a blue lighting bug/firefly. But it wasn't our areas lightning bug season and we lived hundreds of miles away from where blue ghost fireflies live.
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Oct 1, 2021 21:00
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 There is nothing our political apparatuses can/will do to stop climate change, and they barely seem concerned to even limit or prepare for the effects it will have on our citizens let alone people outside our nation. Really spooky poo poo. Happy Halloween.
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Oct 2, 2021 01:59
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World Famous W posted:
That's almost as scary as Dracula!
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Oct 2, 2021 02:07
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the ghost of the blow thread is haunting this one 
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Oct 2, 2021 02:35
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A big flaming stink posted:the ghost of the blow thread is haunting this one The real ghosts are the ones we met along the way.
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Oct 2, 2021 02:54
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A big flaming stink posted:the ghost of the blow thread is haunting this one 
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Oct 2, 2021 03:40
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careful you don't run into a terrifying lich the worst part is that that photo is at least eight years old, and this creature somehow still clings to a life-like state
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Oct 2, 2021 04:25
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The month of October is the core reason why America is the dominant global superpower. FACT: Baseball is the Great American Pasttime. FACT: The baseball "diamond" is actually a 5-sided figure - the extra side is on home plate. 5 sides = pentagram. FACT: The "World Series" is in October. Series of what? World FACT: American Baseball players mix their fluids with their SAtanic pentagram throughout each game. Spitting is recognized by the devil as appropriate substitute for cum, sunflower seed shells = sperm, chaw juice (now uncommon) semen (decreased amount representing decreased fertility?). SUBFACT: Japanese baseball players do not spit. Global rise and fall of toKyo stock exhcange connected as SAtan became displeased at insufficient worship?? FACT: gently caress the Dodgers go Giants FACT: Many basesball terms call back to historic rituals. "Sacrifice"ial bunt. "Sacrifice"ial fly (beelzebub?). Seventh Inning Human Sacrifice. FACT: baseball games have many ritual chants to offer alleigance to devil. "take me" (to satan) "out to the ballgame". FACT: $14 beer / $10 lovely hot dog * $4.75 cracker (whites) jacks = 6.66 FACT: Other countries play soccer, now AMerica's puppet states. Square + trapezoid nets = unfavorable to dark lord.
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Oct 2, 2021 04:33
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World Famous W posted:
Catastrophic climate change is already locked in for the next few generations, and nothing you do or don't do will have any effect within your lifetime. Climate is a self reinforcing feedback loop and its already been pushed out of balance. We have already seen warming beyond our worst case scenarios and its only going to get worse. Even if we did come out with a miracle technology tomorrow the amount of carbon we'd have to put into the air just to develop it would gently caress us far in excess of what the miracle tech could clean in our lifetimes. Electric cars are a fancy bauble for the rich to pretend they're helping because manufacturing that technological fetish cost more carbon than just driving your smoke belching beater. If you really cared you'd move into a dense urban core and commute everywhere, but that would still be just for your own amusement because, as I mentioned, catastrophic climate change is already locked in for the next few generations. So in the end it doesn't matter that nobody in power seems to care about climate change because there is nothing, at this present time, they could do anyways, but it is extremely I theorize this is because we're ruled by a cabal of spooky skeletons clad in ill-fitting flesh suits using brains stolen from the morgue by night. They care nothing for the living and want to plunge us all into death to serve in their forever wars. The only way to detect a skeleton is to ask them a question. Their undead brains will take several seconds to come up with an answer, and will often stop mid thought as the necromantic energies animating them fail. The skeletons are wily though, and will claim 'its a stutter' when pressed.
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Oct 2, 2021 07:45
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Doctor Butts posted:I saw a blue floating object in the backyard of my parent's house in the 90's. Once there was a Dobsonfly in my house and they don’t live anywhere near here and I didn’t know they existed at all and that was way scarier
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Oct 2, 2021 11:46
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I see my request for the thread to be named the Cavy Creepy Clubhouse has been rejected expect to hear from my team of lawyers incredibly soon.
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Oct 2, 2021 13:34
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Main Paineframe posted:careful you don't run into a terrifying lich He will outlive us all 
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Oct 2, 2021 15:54
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Rappaport posted:He will outlive us all
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Oct 2, 2021 16:38
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frankenfreak posted:Two things will survive the apocalypse: cockroaches and Kissinger. I have seen no evidence to suggest Kissinger is not several cockroaches in a man suit.
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Oct 2, 2021 21:34
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Sedisp posted:I have seen no evidence to suggest Kissinger is not several cockroaches in a man suit. This is anti cockroach bigotry
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Oct 3, 2021 01:46
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Sedisp posted:I have seen no evidence to suggest Kissinger is not several cockroaches in a man suit.
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Oct 3, 2021 01:47
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Oct 3, 2021 09:22
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Happy spooky szn, D&D! Maybe it'll be this month! However:fabergay egg posted:his mortal vessel may one day fail, but so long as even a single cambodian child remains unorphaned his dread spirit shall not depart this earth
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Oct 3, 2021 10:17
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Nix Panicus posted:So in the end it doesn't matter that nobody in power seems to care about climate change because there is nothing, at this present time, they could do anyways, but it is extremely What’s scary is that this whole thing timed itself so that those who had the most power to turn things around were both the most self-centered and least likely to live long enough to face the consequences of their actions.
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Oct 3, 2021 21:13
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Here’s a scary campfire story: Once upon a time there was a debate forum and they had a feedback thread on moderation. *dramatic pause while fire pops, stage whisper* A month later nothing had changed.
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Oct 3, 2021 22:53
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several white house personnel have reported seeing a shambling spirit in the west wing late at night. upon further investigation, it was merely joe biden getting up to pee
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Oct 4, 2021 07:32
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post the loving feedback thread, you loving losers.
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Oct 4, 2021 15:42
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prequel, this is a post that wasn't probed:Megillah Gorilla posted:EDIT: Beaten like a Uyghur in a Chinese re-education camp. Stringent fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Oct 4, 2021 |
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Oct 4, 2021 15:48
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Stringent posted:post the loving feedback thread, you loving losers. That'd be the most horrific thing of all!
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Oct 4, 2021 15:51
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I mean, that's why we can't post it. Because it was spine chillingly horrific.
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Oct 4, 2021 17:24
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However will I know what Stringent thinks of D&D moderation without a feedback thread? My personal guess is, he loves it and it’s just SCARY* how much he thinks it’s great, and he can’t wait to tell you guys. *mandatory seasonal theming
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Oct 4, 2021 19:30
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Mellow Seas posted:However will I know what Stringent thinks of D&D moderation without a feedback thread? My personal guess is, he loves it and it’s just SCARY* how much he thinks it’s great, and he can’t wait to tell you guys. This isn't a scary or spooky post it's just tedious. Might I suggest trying to rephrase it in some sort of holiday related pun? I'll start please read in a Dracula voice Mellow Seas made a ghastly post that is very booooooring. *skeleton jumpscare*
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Oct 4, 2021 22:46
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Remember Satanic Panic? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjVpqMHrRpU This video is fascinating and also infuriating. Geraldo is a shameless piece of poo poo and he literally invited insane fundie true believers on his show and then the person he called up to "balance" the conversation is Ozzy loving Osbourne.
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Oct 5, 2021 00:58
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Elephant Ambush posted:Remember Satanic Panic? Proctor & Gamble had problems for years of people calling them satanic because their old logo had a devil on it. The problem was so bad that they actually won a defamation case (as a public figure!) against a handful of folks selling Amway.
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Oct 5, 2021 06:44
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Solkanar512 posted:Proctor & Gamble had problems for years of people calling them satanic because their old logo had a devil on it. The problem was so bad that they actually won a defamation case (as a public figure!) against a handful of folks selling Amway. I thought it was supposed to be the man in the moon and people thought it was some occult symbol instead. Yeah… The New York Times posted:Rumors began circulating as early as 1981 that the company's logo — a bearded, crescent man-in-the-moon looking over a field of 13 stars — was a symbol of Satanism. So even when they lose they win, because you thought it was a devil.
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Oct 5, 2021 13:19
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https://twitter.com/ajbauer/status/1445476875636072450 Tag yourselves, I'm the syringe next to the candy bar.
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Oct 6, 2021 04:18
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Handsome Ralph posted:https://twitter.com/ajbauer/status/1445476875636072450 I'm the pumpkin with a mask
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Oct 6, 2021 04:35
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I'm the liberal who voted for all those people
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Oct 6, 2021 05:10
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The skull with a mask is a nice, nonsensical detail.
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Oct 6, 2021 06:05
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socialism is indeed terrifying. its a good thing we destroyed it here in the US. though like all undead horrors it might always rise again... if u ever get worried about the fetid corpse of Marx simply carry with you the holy talisman of Ayn Rand, a big fat copy of Atlas Shrugged
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Oct 6, 2021 06:11
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For a very spooktacular meeting with a ghoulish monster turn off your monitor. Muwhahahahaha
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Oct 6, 2021 10:13
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Sedisp posted:For a very spooktacular meeting with a ghoulish monster turn off your monitor. Aaaaah! Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaah!
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Oct 6, 2021 14:27
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