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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Dogs have the right idea by just sniffing each other’s assholes. Makes a lot more sense than shaking hands if you think about it. You really get to know someone that way.
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Oct 2, 2021 04:51
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You Are A Elf posted:Just wash your hands every time and thoroughly after doing #1 and #2. It’s not that hard. Hey buddy how about you stick to speaking for yourself and yourself only
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Oct 2, 2021 05:08
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I think by this point my hands are more penis than hand.
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Oct 2, 2021 05:46
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Mega64 posted:Shaking someone's hand in a business meeting? That businessman probably masturbates five times a week. He's probably coated his hand in gallons of cum over the years. When you shake his hand, you're absorbing all the cum he's jizzed out over the past forty years. Business meetings are in a way the modern American orgy. We already got a tuggin thread dude find your own gimmick !
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Oct 2, 2021 06:19
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there are no physical dick particulate transfers via shaking hands, but even if it were true it would be irrelevant. what really matters is the spiritual imprint of wangs (and minge) you come into contact with, the ghosts of naughty bits propagating infinitely via any physical contact. what's more, these spectral schlongs never decay over time so when you shake someone's hand, you are shaking every cock that ever existed. it's a beautiful thing (that's what she said).
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Oct 2, 2021 06:40
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:there are no physical dick particulate transfers via shaking hands, but even if it were true it would be irrelevant. what really matters is the spiritual imprint of wangs (and minge) you come into contact with, the ghosts of naughty bits propagating infinitely via any physical contact. what's more, these spectral schlongs never decay over time so when you shake someone's hand, you are shaking every cock that ever existed. it's a beautiful thing (that's what she said). this is why i like high fives more than handshakes
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Oct 2, 2021 06:43
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Skip the middlehand and just slap cocks in formal settings
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Oct 2, 2021 07:58
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:that's just crass. have you already forgotten when interacting with each other's saliva and breath was how we connected as humans? what have we come to I’m trying hard not to think about how every birthday cake I had a piece of until the pandemic had saliva droplets all over it from people blowing out candles I hope there will be some other changes in society to reflect that humans are gross
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Oct 2, 2021 16:33
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When someone hands you their phone, you’re holding their favorite j/o material that their cummy hands have been all over
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Oct 2, 2021 17:01
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You should wipe with your right hand if you want to have a lovely handshake
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Oct 2, 2021 17:05
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You Are A Elf posted:Just wash your hands every time and thoroughly after doing #1 and #2. It’s not that hard. Ever think about all those people who take a poo poo and then don't wash their hands and how they touch a ton of stuff so that at least 25% of everything in a given store is covered in poo poo?
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Oct 3, 2021 01:26
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I shake the hand to touch every turd it's grasped and every poo poo particle that its wiped from an rear end
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Oct 3, 2021 01:45
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Weka posted:I think by this point my hands are more penis than hand. i saw that movie
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Oct 3, 2021 02:16
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Mega64 posted:Ever think about all those people who take a poo poo and then don't wash their hands and how they touch a ton of stuff so that at least 25% of everything in a given store is covered in poo poo? Scientific tests have been performed on circulated currency. The results showed that many coins and notes given in change are rife with E. Coli. Also whenever I'm at McDonalds or KFC and see someone ordering with one of the in-store touch screens, I tell them "Did you know those things are never cleaned?"
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Oct 3, 2021 03:47
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I shake the hand to touch every turd it's grasped and every poo poo particle that its wiped from an rear end you are a weird loving dude. never change
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Oct 3, 2021 04:30
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kntfkr posted:so what
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Oct 3, 2021 04:39
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Thats the only reason I ever shake a hand
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Oct 3, 2021 04:42
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I skip the preamble and go right in for a good lick
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Oct 3, 2021 07:53
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BigBadSteve posted:Scientific tests have been performed on circulated currency. The results showed that many coins and notes given in change are rife with E. Coli. Lmao stop talking to strangers in fast food restaurants, weirdo
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Oct 3, 2021 19:06
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I just jerk off everyone I meet, cut out the middle man.
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Oct 3, 2021 19:15
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I say just skip the middle man and shake each other’s cocks instead of hands. Goddmmit
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Oct 3, 2021 19:15
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runnypoops posted:I just jerk off everyone I meet, cut out the middle man. well, did they cum?
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Oct 3, 2021 19:17
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Most of the time. If not i do a a little rain dance but for cum, a cum dance if you will
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Oct 3, 2021 19:19
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runnypoops posted:Most of the time. If not i do a a little rain dance but for cum, a cum dance if you will whiffed on the joke, but you seem like a cool guy. Dance away
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Oct 3, 2021 19:22
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If it’s someone you’re meeting for the first time, just a few quick tugs will do, but for an old friend feel free to shake to completion.
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Oct 3, 2021 19:42
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:there are no physical dick particulate transfers via shaking hands, but even if it were true it would be irrelevant. what really matters is the spiritual imprint of wangs (and minge) you come into contact with, the ghosts of naughty bits propagating infinitely via any physical contact. what's more, these spectral schlongs never decay over time so when you shake someone's hand, you are shaking every cock that ever existed. it's a beautiful thing (that's what she said). I'm an incel who was delivered via caeserean.
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runnypoops posted:I just jerk off everyone I meet, cut out the middle man. Poor middle man
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