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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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If you are an adult and you shook hands with another adult, they have probably had sexual relations with another adult. I don't really know where I was going with this, or the point of this thread

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Devils Affricate posted:

So by extension, you're saying every time I touch my own cock, I'm rubbing dicks with countless others?

depends on how many people have touched your cock or your hand.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Talkc posted:

Is this why i have shaky hands?


Sophy Wackles posted:

Ahh the distributive law of jerking off.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Zil posted:

Very few goons have relations, we all just pretend that we know what we are talking about.

true enough

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I shake the hand to touch every turd it's grasped and every poo poo particle that its wiped from an rear end

you are a weird loving dude. never change

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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runnypoops posted:

I just jerk off everyone I meet, cut out the middle man.

well, did they cum?

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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runnypoops posted:

Most of the time. If not i do a a little rain dance but for cum, a cum dance if you will

whiffed on the joke, but you seem like a cool guy. Dance away

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