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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Whenever you shake a hand, you're shaking every cock that hand ever jerked.
 
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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Mega64 posted:

Ever think about all those people who take a poo poo and then don't wash their hands and how they touch a ton of stuff so that at least 25% of everything in a given store is covered in poo poo?

Scientific tests have been performed on circulated currency. The results showed that many coins and notes given in change are rife with E. Coli.

Also whenever I'm at McDonalds or KFC and see someone ordering with one of the in-store touch screens, I tell them "Did you know those things are never cleaned?"

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Whenever you shake a hand, you're shaking every cock that hand ever jerked.