Whenever you shake a hand, you're shaking every cock that hand ever jerked.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Whenever you shake a hand, you're shaking every cock that hand ever jerked.

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

So by extension, you're saying every time I touch my own cock, I'm rubbing dicks with countless others?

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Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

CPL593H posted:

I'm going to go out and shake all kinds of hands. If it wasn't a pandemic I'd invite people to rub their hands all over my mouth and face.

COVID isn't transmitted through the skin. As long as they thoroughly wash up before and after, and everyone is wearing masks, I'd say you're good to go.

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Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

You Are A Elf posted:

Just wash your hands every time and thoroughly after doing #1 and #2. It�s not that hard.

No one want to touch your dick and butt-filthy hands.

Hey buddy how about you stick to speaking for yourself and yourself only

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