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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Whenever you shake a hand, you're shaking every cock that hand ever jerked.
 
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a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

BigBadSteve posted:

Scientific tests have been performed on circulated currency. The results showed that many coins and notes given in change are rife with E. Coli.

Also whenever I'm at McDonalds or KFC and see someone ordering with one of the in-store touch screens, I tell them "Did you know those things are never cleaned?"

Lmao stop talking to strangers in fast food restaurants, weirdo

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Whenever you shake a hand, you're shaking every cock that hand ever jerked.