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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Whenever you shake a hand, you're shaking every cock that hand ever jerked.
 
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runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
I just jerk off everyone I meet, cut out the middle man.

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runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I say just skip the middle man and shake each other’s cocks instead of hands.

Goddmmit

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runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Most of the time. If not i do a a little rain dance but for cum, a cum dance if you will

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Whenever you shake a hand, you're shaking every cock that hand ever jerked.