gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

there are no physical dick particulate transfers via shaking hands, but even if it were true it would be irrelevant. what really matters is the spiritual imprint of wangs (and minge) you come into contact with, the ghosts of naughty bits propagating infinitely via any physical contact. what's more, these spectral schlongs never decay over time so when you shake someone's hand, you are shaking every cock that ever existed. it's a beautiful thing (that's what she said).