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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019



Not gonna lie but sagging your pants looks cool as hell. I'm looking forward to baggy jeans coming back into fashion so I can bust out my Girbauds* and wear them at mid-thigh.

There are hundreds of news articles written about the phenomenon that range from blatantly racist and homophobic to pseudoscience bullshit about how it will decrease sperm count or lead to hip dysplasia. People REALLY don't like it. It especially upsets suburban middle America (i.e. old whites). I think there have been outright bans on the practice in some parts of America, which is hilarious.

Things I've heard people say about sagging pants:

"You know in prison that's a sign you're open for sex, WITH A MAN, GAY SEX WITH A MAN"

"You look like a THUG with your pants like that"

"Pull them up or I'll pull them up for you"

or

"I saw a group of kids with sagging pants (wink wink nudge nudge) outside the Kroger and I don't think I'll be going back there at night"

All various levels of super weird things to say to a stranger. Anyways I'm gonna keep sagging my pants and walking around like a total fuckwit to pwn the Right. Who's with me?


*these are "Girbaud Jeans"

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Devils Affricate posted:

glad to hear your pants match your tits OP

Ive got a chest like John Cena tyvm

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

WOAH THERE YOUNG MAN YOU DONT EXPECT TO GET A JOB WALKING AROUND LIKE THAT DO YOU?!?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Careful out there boys


https://blackdoctor.org/the-dangers-of-sagging-pants/

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