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hermoine no dont smoke the weeef
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Oct 2, 2021 02:32
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quidditch but on huge blunts
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Oct 2, 2021 04:26
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Would it be better to intermingle all your buds together in a glass jar?
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Oct 2, 2021 04:40
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harry freakin pothead 
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Oct 2, 2021 04:44
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eheheheh edit: hahaha
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https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Oct 2, 2021 04:58
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he would never i swear to god sometimes you guys get carried away
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Oct 2, 2021 06:14
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Oct 2, 2021 06:28
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Oct 2, 2021 11:18
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Oct 2, 2021 14:06
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the wheezely family
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Oct 2, 2021 14:28
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The invisibility cloak isn't actually a real thing, Harry is just very suggestible when he's high. |
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Oct 2, 2021 14:31
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fps_nug posted:hermoine no dont smoke the weeef She's fake posh so she'd be doing edibles and going into insane detail about various strains while the boys just eat chocolate and stare blankly |
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Oct 2, 2021 14:43
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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:She's fake posh so she'd be doing edibles and going into insane detail about various strains while the boys just eat chocolate and stare blankly It's salty god, not salty dog.  it's a god bud varietal from Saltspring Island. They wouldn't name it salty dog.
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Buttchocks posted:make a horcrux out of your stash so you can smoke your own soul This would be p chill except that the ritual to accomplish this requires killing someone's buzz |
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Oct 2, 2021 15:04
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Heather Papps posted:the wheezely family |
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Oct 2, 2021 16:31
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Imagine being so high you spend a solid hour talking to a statue of a snake like asssasssasssasssasszzaszsaa |
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Oct 2, 2021 16:32
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argus filch: harry potter what are you doing up here in the hogwarts turret tower I know you're doing evil Voldemort magic up here and I am telling Dumbledore immediately and you will be expelled!!!!!! harold potter: dude I just came up here to get high and eat a sandwich |
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Oct 2, 2021 16:38
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barnold posted:argus filch: harry potter what are you doing up here in the hogwarts turret tower I know you're doing evil Voldemort magic up here and I am telling Dumbledore immediately and you will be expelled!!!!!! Getting really paranoid about his cat watching |
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Oct 2, 2021 16:39
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barnold posted:argus filch: harry potter what are you doing up here in the hogwarts turret tower I know you're doing evil Voldemort magic up here and I am telling Dumbledore immediately and you will be expelled!!!!!! |
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Oct 2, 2021 16:42
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"Voldemort, more like Voldemids" says Harry, after vanquishing his evil nemesis. He picks up Voldemort's smoking wand, and in one long draw, smokes it down to the filter, holds it for a count of three, stifles one cough at the back of his nose, then exhales a billowing smoke cloud in the shape of 
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Oct 2, 2021 16:47
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Mr. Weasley accidentally cuts his flu powder with fentanyl and puts half the Ministry in St. Mungo's |
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Oct 2, 2021 17:41
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jk rowling confirms that harry potter smoked weed, even if the books arent explicit on the matter |
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Oct 2, 2021 21:24
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Nosfereefer posted:jk rowling confirms that harry potter smoked weed, even if the books arent explicit on the matter More like just kidding rowling am I high I mean am I rite? |
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Oct 2, 2021 22:57
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bad guy posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3847418&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 I don't click unlabeled links on teh internet unless I get my parents permission first sorry |
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Oct 2, 2021 23:12
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if harry potter was high it would make it easy for voldemort to enter his brain. voldemort would enter his brain and harry potter would forget how to use occlumency to stop him. |
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Oct 2, 2021 23:24
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I think if harry potter smoked weed he wouldn't constantly be about to blow up on somebody. dude is in serious need of a chill pill permanently after like the 3rd book
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Oct 3, 2021 00:06
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Harry: *coughing* So what I'm saying is like the quicker we all realize that we’ve been taught how to live life by the people that were operating on the momentum of an ignorant past, the quicker we can move to a global ethic of community that doesn’t value invented borders or the monopolization of natural resources, but rather the goal of a happier more loving humanity. Ron: Yeah.
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Oct 3, 2021 03:45
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harry: you ever think about the word "muggle?" muggle muggle muggle muggle hehe
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dumbledore: severus let me ask you something snape: ok dumbledore: what do you think it would be like to be a horse snape: uh dumbledore: like would it be cool snape: never really thought about it dumbledore: well think about it now snape: ok dumbledore: what do you think? snape: i really dont know dumbledore: i think it would be cool snape: ok dumbledore: like i would be a cool horse. i would run so fast snape: honestly man i dont know why i keep coming to your office and smoking this poo poo with you dumbledore: because everyone else thinks you're a prick snape: am i a prick? dumbledore: kind of snape: why do you keep inviting me to smoke in your office then? dumbledore: because you're not a snitch and I get paranoid by myself with it snape: oh dumbledore: the loving horse thing though snape: oh my god dumbledore: like seriously think about it snape: ok fine dumbledore: like close your eyes and become...a horse snape: this is dumb dumbledore: shut up and close your eyes and become a loving horse man snape: ok ok dumbledore: ok now like *whispering* imagine the scent of fresh grass on the wind as it fills your big flaring nostrils. snape: ok dumbledore: and you take off running just to feel the wind in your hair, that speed. snape: i literally own a flying broom man. dumbledore: that's not the point snape: what is the point *several minutes of silence proceed* dumbledore: are you hungry snape: oh dude yeah
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"Is this like a god face?" Harry's face screwed up.
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DUMBLEDORE: harry, what I have here is a strain called Azkaban Kush. would you like to learn why they call it that? HARRY, HOLDING A VERY LARGE DOINK AND MINDLESSLY CHIEFING AWAY, SMILING SERENELY: how hosed am i DUMBLEDORE: HARRY: DUMBLEDORE: -*harry begins coughing violently as a Death Eater manifests from the cloud of exhaled smoke. dumbledore’s laughter shifts into a piercing shriek, growing in intensity as blood begins to pour from harry’s nose. the death eater reaches out to collect the blood in a small, curious vial as the hallowed halls of hogwarts shift into impossible configurations around them. a crescendo of violence erupts before coming to a sharp, pointed end. harry’s vision fades to black, waking up hours later to find dumbledore standing overtop of him wearing a drug rug over his wizard robes.*- DUMBLEDORE: so listen, harry, i don’t sell anything less than a quarter of this stuff
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Ventral EggSac posted:Imagine being so high you spend a solid hour talking to a statue of a snake like asssasssasssasssasszzaszsaa
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Oct 3, 2021 06:34
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Harry riding his broom in the quiddich match at like 5mph going ohhh poo poo oh poo poo this is too much man, I am going waaaay too fast. |
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"Harry, did you put your nugs in the Goblet of Fire?" Dumbledore asked calmly |
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Master has given Dabby a toke! |
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