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i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Harry: hey Ron, I've been thinking...
Ron: oh brother, here we go.
Harry: no, really Ron, this is big. What if this, Hogwarts, wizarding, fantastic realms, magic, all this, isn't real?
Ron: what if magic isn't real? Are you mad?
Harry: seriously Ron, think about it. You say some mumbo jumbo, point a stick at something, and it floats into the air, against all physical laws. You say a code, select an object, a result happens. There's no reason it should, it just does. You don't do that. It just happens. It's almost like you're inputting an equation into a computer and it's displaying the result.
Ron: a computer.
Harry: yeah, a computer. And "magic" is just manipulating the code. You can't change gravity, it's a constant. But you can change the code for gravity as it applies to an object in your space. I don't know Ron, it doesn't seem like I should be able to do any of this.
Ron: dude are you saying this is all some kind of computer program we're in and all we're doing here is learning how to manipulate the code?
Harry: That's exactly what I'm saying, Ron!
Ron: dude that's hosed up. That is....
Harry: I know dude. Hey fireupium that bongiosa, we need to figure out how deep this rabbit hole goes.
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"Today you will be reading your futures using the leaves at the bottom of your cups."
"These are all stems."
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i know we all like to make jokes and pretend that harry potter smoked pot, but consider this; marihuana is a muggle drug
potter and pals only snorted the poshest of 'cain
Heyyy wow *sniff*, Ron! Looking good my man, looking good. Hermione, sexy as ever babe, *wink* *finger guns* call me! Hagrid! Brother! How's the hut... In the woods... Greaaat, that's fantastic. Oh Dumblebro, listen, need to talk to you about what we're doing about that rear end in a top hat Voldemort. Seriously bumming me out. Let's me and you do lunch, bubby. Hey Draco! Hey, you wanna, *points at nose* do a line? ALRIIIIGHT, my man! See everyone, Draco knows how to PARTY! WOOO! Hey Drakes you ever hosed a ghost? You and me, men's room, let's GOOOO!
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Dumbledor slowly selling off the portraits in his office for drug money
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gently caress lol. lmao...he Would get so high. hed have a spell to make a marijuana brownie. ron would be high. hagrid would be high. crookshanks would be high. the grim would be high. sirius black would be high. diagon alley and knockturn alley would be places where they got high. remus lupin would be high. the order of the phoenix? no idiot. the order of the bong hits. they would all be high. dobby? not high, but everyone else would be high. kreacher would be high. tonks (died) would be high. the goat owned by dumbledore's dumb rear end brother would be high as poo poo. the dragon with the idiot name would be high. the giant spiders would be high. olaf from frozen would be there and teaching them how to be high. they would all suck the green gas in through the marijuana cigarette and become stupid. they would all become so god drat stupid from eating the green gas. lmao...lol
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gently caress lol. lmao...he Would get so high. hed have a spell to make a marijuana brownie. ron would be high. hagrid would be high. crookshanks would be high. the grim would be high. sirius black would be high. diagon alley and knockturn alley would be places where they got high. remus lupin would be high. the order of the phoenix? no idiot. the order of the bong hits. they would all be high. dobby? not high, but everyone else would be high. kreacher would be high. tonks (died) would be high. the goat owned by dumbledore's dumb rear end brother would be high as poo poo. the dragon with the idiot name would be high. the giant spiders would be high. olaf from frozen would be there and teaching them how to be high. they would all suck the green gas in through the marijuana cigarette and become stupid. they would all become so god drat stupid from eating the green gas. lmao...lol
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High-ry Pothead. Boom! Nailed it!
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Fred: What if we started selling candies that made people feel really good instead of candies that mimicked serious illnesses?
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can't stop thinking about if harry potter was high....gives me chills...
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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would harry potter smoke from a bong, or like a long pipe like gandalf have? and dont bother suggesting joints. harry potter would never roll a joint, lol
He'd pack the end of his wand like a one-hitter.
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would harry potter smoke from a bong, or like a long pipe like gandalf have? and dont bother suggesting joints. harry potter would never roll a joint, lol
He'd do edibles that taste like earwax or rat brains.
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Harry doesn't really have magical powers, he just ate too many edibles
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quality thread by a quality poster
harry potter and the dankly hallows
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harry this is weedie wert's every-strain weed. it can be any strain, randomly
harry potter: maybe itll be wifi og
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what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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using your owl familiar to deliver weed lol
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Oct 6, 2021 15:01
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I cannot imagine Harry Potter, the character, enjoying weed. It is far easier to imagine him shrieking and running away from it, like a loser.
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Neville for sure didn't smoke weed or eat it
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I cannot imagine Harry Potter, the character, enjoying weed. It is far easier to imagine him shrieking and running away from it, like a loser.
I could see him buying some in an attempt to impress Hermione, but it turns out he bought a baggie of oregano.
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
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THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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