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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Hogwarts isn't magical at all. It's just a boarding school where everyone is too high all the time to tell the difference.
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The camera pans across a party scene at gryffindor house, smoke in the air, voiceover of adult Harry Potter talking about his wild days before he was drafted into the voldemort war , in the background the music goes
In Avada Kedavra, baby
Don't you know that I loove yooou
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Oct 7, 2021 14:50
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Everyone thinks Ron Weasley smokes, but actually he never touches the stuff. He tried it once, but just wasn't a fan. He still hangs out with the weed kids though, he just always passes and says "I'm good".
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by sebmojo
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"Voldemort Was Right"
drat harry is too high again
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Oct 7, 2021 19:50
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Strobing blacklights are the only thing that can kill a dementor
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Slipping E at a party (Expelliarmus)
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Oct 8, 2021 14:54
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- google THIS
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"Hey, this isn't the Marauder's Map, it's just a bunch of rolling papers!"
(tokes from a comically oversized joint with little footprints walking all over it) "Chief managed lol"
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would he be a huddle puff then?
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Oct 11, 2021 21:33
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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the goblet of fire was just a cup full of weed
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Oct 11, 2021 22:30
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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gillyweed
more like chillyweed
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Swimming upstream
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*The sorting hat is put on Harry's Head and speaks quietly to Harry*
SH: Hmmm...Plenty of courage I see, not a bad mind either. There's talent. Oh yes. And a thirst to prove yourself. But where to put you?
Harry: Not Slytherin, not Slytherin...
SH: Not Slytherin, eh? They're all uptight as gently caress. Hmmm...The Gryffindors are too extra...Ravenclaw isn't for you either. I doubt your test scores will ever be that good. And no one really cares about Hufflepuff. And you do have this dark curse about you. You'll probably need help chilling out. Say Harry, how do you feel about weed?
Harry: I don't...
SH: WEEEEEEEEED!
Dumbledor: Sorting hat, I don't think weed is a proper...
SH: HOUSE WEEEEEED!
*The assembled students cheer and mob Harry Potter as he founds House Weed. Everyone joins and chills the gently caress out on this house bullshit to smoke weed. Harry Potter has fulfilled the prophecy as "The Boy Who Survived Got High".*
Ice Phisherman fucked around with this message at 10:28 on Oct 12, 2021
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Oct 12, 2021 10:10
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- kalel
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harry "weed" potter
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Oct 15, 2021 01:47
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- nut
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instead of butter beer they smoke weed
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Oct 15, 2021 16:56
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the weed was secretly gay the whole time
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Oct 15, 2021 17:04
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- nut
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is there still space for potions in this weed kingdom?
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Harry Potter and the Half-Baked prince
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Harry Potter And the Doobie Hohos
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Oct 15, 2021 21:23
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"Hey, this isn't the Marauder's Map, it's just a bunch of rolling papers!"
(tokes from a comically oversized joint with little footprints walking all over it) "Chief managed lol"
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Oct 15, 2021 22:55
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Holy poo poo did that owl just look at me?? poo poo man its staring right into my soul! Ron, Ron you gotta come help me out here this owl is freaking me out, man!
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Oct 15, 2021 23:15
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There he go
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everyone in this thread posted:
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Oct 15, 2021 23:35
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Ron: these mandrakes are so loving loud
Harry: heh
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Oct 16, 2021 00:08
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Ron: these mandrakes are so loving loud
Harry: heh
lol
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Oct 16, 2021 00:55
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Ron: these mandrakes are so loving loud
Harry: heh
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Oct 16, 2021 02:01
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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realizing it’s nice to just fuckin ride your broom around in nature
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realizing it’s nice to just fuckin ride your broom around in nature
I've said it before and I'll say it again, riding a broom whilst high is one of the greatest feelings a wizard can experience.
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Oct 17, 2021 04:13
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what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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28 grams to Gryffindor. they have won the high times cannabis cup
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Heroine low-key a toker and everyone knows but neither Dumbeldore nor her parents care as long as she gets raised the average on standardised testing. Campus police specifically avoid her locker in particular during Hagrid's drug searches.
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Did anyone say Hufflepuff?
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