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Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

HP is an okay IP to do this with but I really just want to see The Witcher with weed.

Geralt: Cirilla... I'm sorry you had to see what happened in Cintra. Your mother was a great woman. Here, take this herb. It will help you face the challenges to come.

Ciri: Is this like one of your witching ingredients that will make me strong and able to take revenge?

Geralt: lol no

# ? Dec 6, 2021 19:16

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# ? May 11, 2024 07:42

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Every single wizard we see on screen in LOTR has a drug problem. Gandalf needs his pipe within easy reach and keeps it in his staff for crying put loud! Saruman low-key bogarting all the halfling leaf in the Shire. Radagast can't even do his job because he's tripping on mushrooms all day. It's embarrassing.

Pretty sure the two Blue Wizards aren't lost in the east. They stumbed out of a party to take a line and are stuck in a k-hole to this day.

Tom Bombadil so blasted not even the One Ring can affect his last two remaining grey cells.

Sauron wasn't trying to dominate Middle Earth he was trying to prevent its slip into degeneracy. All-seeing eye? More like all-seeing narc camera.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Dec 6, 2021

# ? Dec 6, 2021 19:25

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

i dont remember gandalf in harry potter but maybe if harry potter got really high on fat doinks in amish he could summon him for a sesh

# ? Dec 6, 2021 20:02

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

The bottomless bag of nugs is the spell that students actually want to learn.

# ? Dec 6, 2021 20:13

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# ? Dec 6, 2021 21:54

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Bright Bart posted:

Every single wizard we see on screen in LOTR has a drug problem. Gandalf needs his pipe within easy reach and keeps it in his staff for crying put loud! Saruman low-key bogarting all the halfling leaf in the Shire. Radagast can't even do his job because he's tripping on mushrooms all day. It's embarrassing.

Pretty sure the two Blue Wizards aren't lost in the east. They stumbed out of a party to take a line and are stuck in a k-hole to this day.

Tom Bombadil so blasted not even the One Ring can affect his last two remaining grey cells.

Saron wasn't trying to dominate Middle Earth he was trying to prevent its slip into degeneracy. All-seeing eye? More like all-seeing narc camera.

tbf, "lost in the east" sounds like an old timey euphemism for nodding off on opium

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# ? Dec 6, 2021 22:50

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Nosfereefer posted:

tbf, "lost in the east" sounds like an old timey euphemism for nodding off on opium

# ? Dec 6, 2021 23:38

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

I lived in the Harry Potter house McGill during first year.

I smoked weed.

This thread is facts.

# ? Dec 6, 2021 23:57

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Bright Bart posted:

This thread is facts.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 00:39

aldantefax: ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

your friend sk posted:

quidditch but on huge blunts

# ? Dec 7, 2021 05:17

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

gryffindor: creatine
hufflepuff: weed
slytherin: cocaine
ravenclaw: DMT, piracetam

# ? Dec 7, 2021 06:52

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Barco Fiesta posted:

ravenclaw: microdosed LSD, piracetam

# ? Dec 7, 2021 17:42

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

harry got his first AS/400 system and is getting really stoned and getting excited about databases

# ? Dec 7, 2021 17:49

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

FUDGE
Look, Albus, Hagrid's record's
against him. I've got to take
him.
HAGRID
Take me? Where? Not Azkaban
prison.
FUDGE
For a short stretch only. Not a
punishment, Hagrid. More a
precaution.
-As the door SLAMS SHUT, FANG starts to HOWL,
scratching at the closed door. Harry and Ron emerge from
the cloak.-
RON
Dude Harry I can't believe
they've arrested Hagrid for
smoking weed with teens
in his cabin.
HARRY
its bullshit.
RON
especially since we were
the ones hot boxing
HARRY
look�
-At the windowsill, a TRAIL OF SPIDERS escapes through a
crack in the glass. Harry grabs Hagrid's BUBBLER-
RON
ah nice that diagon alley
poo poo
HARRY
yea
RON
thikn we should follow those spiders
HARRY
gently caress no watch me hit this

# ? Dec 7, 2021 18:20

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my name is harry, and i'm an ex con. i'm here to tell my story, and i hope you kids learn that the hogwarts express is a one way ticket to nowhere

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# ? Dec 7, 2021 19:45

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('con' is short for conjurer, fyi)

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# ? Dec 7, 2021 19:46

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

N.W.A - straight outta diagon alley

# ? Dec 7, 2021 21:11

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Dumbledore reviewing the Hogwarts budget: How are we spending 10,000 galleons a month on whip cream chargers?

# ? Dec 7, 2021 22:18

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hagrid, on account of being a giant; i'd guess he'd need to smoke a LOT more weed than any of the students to get high. so my problem with the harry potter series is as follows:

if harry, herminion and ronny got super baked w/ hagrid a bunch while at hogwarts, would they kind of aknowlegde that hagrid needs to smoke more weed to get high, or do they shrug it off? i would think smoking w hagrid could get really expensive that way, and i dunno if anyone of the trio could cover that. anyways, hagrid is employed at hogwarts, and even if he's not rich he def shouldn't be bumming off some teenage boarding students. my point is that hagrid shold buy his own drat weed

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# ? Dec 7, 2021 22:31

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Nosfereefer posted:

hagrid, on account of being a giant; i'd guess he'd need to smoke a LOT more weed than any of the students to get high. so my problem with the harry potter series is as follows:

if harry, herminion and ronny got super baked w/ hagrid a bunch while at hogwarts, would they kind of aknowlegde that hagrid needs to smoke more weed to get high, or do they shrug it off? i would think smoking w hagrid could get really expensive that way, and i dunno if anyone of the trio could cover that. anyways, hagrid is employed at hogwarts, and even if he's not rich he def shouldn't be bumming off some teenage boarding students. my point is that hagrid shold buy his own drat weed

Hagrid huffs jenkem. Not intentionally, though. He just kinda lives in it.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 22:38

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

hagrids a dealer its why he goes around on that lovely motorcycle that he bought after watching easy rider back in 69. thinks hes the god drat dennis hopper of wizard england and not a 400 pound hobo. the kids are scared but its either buy from him or one of rons dipshit twin brothers and they slip spice into their shake & hermione heard that ppl die from that poo poo

# ? Dec 7, 2021 22:38

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Buttchocks posted:

Hagrid huffs jenkem. Not intentionally, though. He just kinda lives in it.

that would make sense. the mere size of the lad implies he would need to smoke uneconomically large amounts of grass. like some soviet era wrestler capable of downing a litre of vodka w/o noticable effect, only ten times that and with weed. although, if weed is much cheaper in wizard land, it might actually be feasible for hagrid to be stoned 24/7

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# ? Dec 7, 2021 22:54

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

You could write an academic paper on how much 20% THC cannabis Hagrid would have to smoke, taking into account blood volume and such not scaling linearly with size.

You won't publish anywhere unless the editor is cool but you will be nominated for joke prize and might get to present at a fancy conference.

# ? Dec 7, 2021 23:39

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i majored in cryptoweedology

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# ? Dec 8, 2021 13:02

Escape From Noise

Check this 1 out...

Harry Pothead

# ? Dec 8, 2021 13:07

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Escape From Noise posted:

Check this 1 out...

Harry Pothead

goldmine

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# ? Dec 8, 2021 19:53

nesamdoom: nesaM killed Masen

barnold posted:

N.W.A - straight outta diagon alley

Diagon prob has some cool as drunk fights going on. Like it'd be cool as gently caress as long as you aren't the one catching a missed spell. But, drunk rear end wizards smoking each other with random spells would be way more fun than seeing a fight at walmart.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

# ? Dec 8, 2021 20:38

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Bright Bart posted:

You could write an academic paper on how much 20% THC cannabis Hagrid would have to smoke, taking into account blood volume and such not scaling linearly with size.

You won't publish anywhere unless the editor is cool but you will be nominated for joke prize and might get to present at a fancy conference.

not an academic paper, but an actual prototype:
https://twitter.com/Oregonian/status/1468667713866371078?t=Ji-ME8jCVYHsYZK-dLy4Pw&s=19

# ? Dec 9, 2021 11:22

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

I like it when scientists make drugs. The happy face on a modest woman with glasses. Either they're low-key down with dope and that's cool, or they are making drugs purely in pursuit of science which is even cooler.

Also. Are, are we Hufflepuff?

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Dec 9, 2021

# ? Dec 9, 2021 21:00

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Extended family all think I'm a burnout because I can't get a job after graduation but the real reason is that I never learned to read or write or do math at the wizard school.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Dec 9, 2021

# ? Dec 9, 2021 21:01