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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet



Seriously, WTF New England? Mathematically Nashville (nope, they couldn't drop any points and drew NYC), Seattle, Colorado and Kansas City are still in the Shield hunt, but New England has a such a ginormous lead that you might as well ship it to not-remotely-close-to-Boston.

National TV Broadcast Schedule (all times EST)

Saturday, October 2
RSL @ Austin - 3:30PM - Twitter/Univision Deportes/UniMas

Sunday, October 3
Houston @ SKC - 4PM - Twitter/Univision Deportes/UniMas
Miami @ Portland - 5:30PM - FS1
:siren: EL TRÁFICO ALERT :siren: LAFC @ LA Galaxy - 8PM - ESPN

Saturday, October 9
Miami @ NYRB - 6PM - Twitter/Univision Deportes/UniMas

Saturday, October 16
San Jose @ LAFC - 3:30PM - Twitter/Univision Deportes/UniMas

Sunday, October 17
NYC @ NYRB - 1PM - ESPN

Saturday, October 23
SKC @ Seattle - 3:30PM - Twitter/Univision Deportes/UniMas
Dallas @ LA Galaxy - 10PM - Twitter/Univision Deportes/UniMas

Sunday, October 24
Houston @ Austin - 4PM - ESPN
New England @ Orlando - 7:30PM - FS1

Tuesday, October 26
Seattle @ LAFC - 10:30PM - ESPN

Wednesday, October 27
LA Galaxy @ SKC - 8:30PM - FS1

Saturday, October 30
NYC @ Miami - 3:30PM - Twitter/Univision Deportes/UniMas
San Jose @ RSL - 3:30PM - Twitter/Univision Deportes/UniMas

:spooky: Sunday, October 31 :spooky:
SKC @ Minnesota - 1:00PM - ESPN
Nashville @ Orlando - 4:00PM - Twitter/Univision Deportes/UniMas

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Oct 3, 2021

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
New England officially claims the East.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
C'mon Tráfico, give me some lols

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The only lols I saw was the ref forgetting to pack a yellow card and having to borrow one from a linesman.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
HAHAHAHHAHAHA

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Woot

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
loving hell Yeimar, what was that?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Joao Paolo doing a drat fine Maradona impression there.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
e: lol n/m, VAR

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yeah, Colorado got totally hosed there.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:toot:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Me gusta mucho

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I have no clue how White didn't score there.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Chu Chu motherfucker!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Minnesota was up 1-0 at 57' when Colorado got a red card. And then...


whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Miami bad

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
gently caress, that was a nice goal :smith:

e: What the gently caress Seattle?

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Oct 17, 2021

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Medranda only scores bangers

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Ugh

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I turned on DAL-LAFC just in time to see Bradley make a tactical double sub...at 26' :psyduck:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
drat, Joao Paulo almost Beast Mode'd his way through Colorado again.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Thanks Whitecaps

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
ffs

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
It's awesome how KC can literally do wrestling moves against Seattle players and not even get whistled for it.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The goal helps though

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

It's awesome how KC can literally put a boot to a Seattle player's head and not even get whistled for it.

e: Melia did get a yellow card for his suplex, but he loving suplexed a player and only got a yellow

https://twitter.com/SoundersFC/status/1452018454387515397

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Oct 23, 2021

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
It'll be a miracle if game ends 11v11

e: Not sure if I hate Elfath or SKC more right now

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Oct 23, 2021

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Fuckety gently caress gently caress gently caress

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Notice anything weird about this goal?

https://twitter.com/MLS/status/1454546215228649478

It never actually touched the net, Wondo headed it directly into the bar that's in the back of the goal and it bounced straight out.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
lol RSL

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Please don't gently caress this up Loons.

Feel free to gently caress up Tim Melia though, preferably after getting a 3 goal lead.

e: Seriously, gently caress SKC for getting away with this poo poo:

https://twitter.com/stuholden/status/1454905535862501381

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Nov 1, 2021

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Have entire backline put their arms up to indicate an offside pass
Have half of those players actually keep the dude onside by a good margin
Give up a goal from outside the box two passes later

The FC Cincinnati Experience

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
New month, new thread

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