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Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
SKELLY SMOOCHER

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Is there a problem, ossifer?

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

beer gas canister posted:

imagine the sound of a skeleton posting from the loudest mechanical keyboard

that level of clatter and jangle would definitely turn an ordinary skeleton into the HBOC (head bones on campus) wherever it went

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Skeletons often have to worry about gentrification.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k7kk1lUnis
So they get rap bands to sing songs about it.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
i am totally here for this gradual merging of christmas and halloween thats been going on in supermarkets lately


Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
Skeleton Wearing a bandanna on its head and flipping the bird

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I will take the tops off all the skeleton and put them in a pile

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

i am totally here for this gradual merging of christmas and halloween thats been going on in supermarkets lately




Skele Claus

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Carlos Lantana posted:

Is there a problem, ossifer?



This is my favorite post, thank you.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

What a boner of a post

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Carlos Lantana posted:

Is there a problem, ossifer?



ADMIN? NOOOOO!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1158838655789731840?s=20

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Carlos Lantana posted:

Is there a problem, ossifer?



All
Cops
Are
Bones

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Senator Sprinkles
Aug 16, 2008

Hell yeah




BOO!!!

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


i pooped out a bone :(

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

liquor and wings, huh?

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST
Every month is skeleton month

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

flubber nuts posted:

i pooped out a bone :(

eat more fiber

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.



Here, have a skellington from a Japanese childrens cartoon.

edit: Proof that even the mightiest of us all are just skellingtons inside.

BrigadierSensible fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Oct 3, 2022

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

:hmmyes:

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005

💀

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

flubber nuts posted:

i pooped out a bone :(

But clam chowder doesn’t have bones in it. :aaa:

Senator Sprinkles
Aug 16, 2008

flubber nuts posted:

i pooped out a bone :(

That’s ok the good thing about pooping out a bone(s) is you can reach down and put it back in, along w any other bones u find on the ground or nearby(chicken bone, dog bone, etc????)

hope this helps w/ any other bone concerns u have :cool:

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Saw Magdalena Bay live. It was a joyous start to Skeleton Month.
https://i.imgur.com/JCTapT5.mp4

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

The skeleton archer is one of the all time classic skeletons
https://i.imgur.com/LSWOPpq.mp4
It made me think.......future generations will find a lot more skeleton gunmen eventually

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Rust in Peace is one of the best metal albums of all time. What's on the cover? You guessed it, Vic Rattlehead, Megadeth's official skeleton

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Senator Sprinkles posted:

That’s ok the good thing about pooping out a bone(s) is you can reach down and put it back in, along w any other bones u find on the ground or nearby(chicken bone, dog bone, etc????)

hope this helps w/ any other bone concerns u have :cool:

this changes everything. i was really having the worst day ever until i read this wonderful news. thank you senator sprinkles!! i have a lot of work to do.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
STAY SAFE SKELEPUPPER

This skeleton is known as the Magdeburg Unicorn. So way back in 1663, in Germany, they found some bones in a cave. The bones were a partial skeleton of a long-extinct woolly rhinoceros. But the scientist who reconstructed it was convinced they had found a unicorn, and this is how he put it together. :eng101:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Secks Cauldron posted:

STAY SAFE SKELEPUPPER

This skeleton is known as the Magdeburg Unicorn. So way back in 1663, in Germany, they found some bones in a cave. The bones were a partial skeleton of a long-extinct woolly rhinoceros. But the scientist who reconstructed it was convinced they had found a unicorn, and this is how he put it together. :eng101:



Gooby pls.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Well poo poo, I had completely forgotten I saw this as a little kid.



Actually drove by a house with the one on the left on the front lawn today.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

I want to do one of those skeleton crawling out of the ground displays, in the cemetery. Just need to stay out of view of the powers that be, and effectively hide it when I go in the gate.

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
NO BONES ABOUT IT, OP!!!!!!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
The thread celebreate a second Skellington month

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I would like a spare skeleton, if possible. Never know when you might need one. I have a spare femur, but there are other bones that might need replacing.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
In before someone asks "Why isn't there a flesh month?" :rolleyes:

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


𝔹 𝕆 𝔸 ℕ ℙ 𝕆 𝕊 𝕋 𝕀 ℕ


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