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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Definitely the ball, you'll avoid male pattern baldness that way and can always get silicone dog nutz if you become haunted by phantom nutz syndrome

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

The Walrus posted:

would you rather pick up a used condom from the ground for 20 seconds or wear a mask you found on the ground for 3 minutes

Assuming no open sores, condom. If open sores, I'm staying home.

Would you rather be horrified or terrified? Do you think it matters to anyone who would really horrify you? Terrifies you?

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
would you rather watch swap.avi or know that you're responsible for its creation

Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010
I would rather, I would rather so hard.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
e: nvm i was beaten like 40 years ago. i am dum

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Catastrophe posted:

e: nvm i was beaten like 40 years ago. i am dum

Would you rather be beaten like a redheaded stepchild, or have your grandmother (dead or alive) beat your meat?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
would you have a dog, or would rather have a cat??????

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Would you rather have your hands and feet melted off with acid, or have your genitals burnt off with lava? Prosthetics will not be effective, in either case.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Why not both? The Emperor will hook you up

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I like scruples variations.

Would you rather eat a baby alive in front of its screaming mother, or eat a mother alive in front of her screaming children?

Would you rather aid The Betrayer, or behead The Savior?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I like scruples variations.

Would you rather eat a baby alive in front of its screaming mother, or eat a mother alive in front of her screaming children?

Would you rather aid The Betrayer, or behead The Savior?

the mother. That kid's gonna be screaming for 6 months no matter what

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A baby's just, like, an appetizer

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

A baby's just, like, an appetizer

a baby is usually about 6 pounds. Its a meal

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I like scruples variations.

Would you rather eat a baby alive in front of its screaming mother, or eat a mother alive in front of her screaming children?

Would you rather aid The Betrayer, or behead The Savior?

momma might be able to have another kid, kids can't get another mother, eat the baby. probably tastes better too

without knowing what either of these jackasses are betraying or saving, killing the 'savior' is safer. really killing both of them would be best but well, what can you do?

would you rather be real short (under 5') or real tall (over 6'6")?

would you rather have a dick that's too short or too long? and no, pre/post-growth does not fix this condition

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Would you rather gently caress a butt or butt a gently caress?

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

runnypoops posted:

Would you rather gently caress a butt or butt a gently caress?

should have asked buck a futt

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