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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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I don't know when it was,
hopefully you can tell me about it

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

When it fycked my rear end

not what I was asking for, but, thank you

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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the thumbs up def made him love

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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I'm still waiting, when was America great?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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600 years and no one can choose?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Bronze Fonz posted:

I loving told you, Terminator 2.

Why does Terminator 2 make America Great?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Blooster posted:

America has never had universal health care, so never.

way to put the cart before horse.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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i must compose posted:

Hey how about before op was born lol owned

I was born in 1983. Nancy Reagan's top year

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Bronze Fonz posted:

Woah so you were 1 year old when Terminator 1 came out that's so cool!

no idiot, I was born in the same year as the Terminator

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Zeluth posted:

Propaganda from my first nun: Get rid of your dandruff. Please use science.

was gonna make a joke, but, I can't think of good one that encompasses Head and shoulders

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Devils Affricate posted:

It was probably a pretty amazing place before the late 1400s

the Portuguese were probably here in the late 1100's

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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xdirtypinkox posted:

I heard if you don't love it you can leave it bud. :patriot:

where am I going to go if I don't like it?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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xdirtypinkox posted:

Wherever you'd like better comrade.

honestly, I would like to work for the zoo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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BUG JUG posted:

Professional opinion: never. We had a chance after the Civil War but we squandered it.

I disagree

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Nigmaetcetera posted:

You were born in the future?

no, I was born in the past.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

We never got any of their limes in the end

lemons were better, oranges were the best

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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BUG JUG posted:

Lay out your thesis.

America was always a hateful place.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:

this is the first I've ever heard of this. What are you talking about?

I also heard that the Chinese may have sailed to the west coast much earlier than the 1400s and just didn't thrive (all died fast) but there doesn't seem to be a lot of evidence for that.

any it would have been cool to be an Apache warrior

the Portuguese where selling fish that you could only catch during the off season. where did they catch them?

It would have been cool to be an apache warrior.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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BUG JUG posted:

Correct. But after the Civil War, there was a brief moment where we may have been able to dismantle some of the hatred. That failed though, because we are built on an Indian burial ground.

we also put a statue of Robert Lee on it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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BUG JUG posted:

Many such statues. Also Nathan Bedford Forrest.

loving losers.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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nvidiagouge posted:

America became great by accident after Europe poo poo the bed and we've just been kind of coasting on that momentum ever since. That's why we're so bad at being great, too - we didn't really win it ourselves, everyone else just self-owned real hard and we got lucky in the aftermath.

yeah, we didn't care for a while, then we kicked the poo poo out of the Nazi, then we became an empire

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

If you think about it, America only started when they made the country....

if you really think about it there where people before they called it a country

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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This Is the Zodiac posted:

On June 12, 1993, I sat in a movie theater at age twelve and watched Jurassic Park, and for two hours, America was great.

:hmmyes:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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JnnyThndrs posted:

By the end of that video, my desire to stomp the gently caress out of that sanctimonious shithead reaches teeth-grinding levels. I mean, he starts with good points, but the second he goes into Boomerspeak ‘Back in the day……’ horseshit, he should instead jump dickfirst into a boiling cauldron. This country, like all countries, was always hosed.

It’s my fault for clicking on the loving thing.

I'm dumb as hell, probably my fault for making this thread.
Sorry I'm an idiot

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Pussys just used to be wetter back then

back when?

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

America was great when Nancy Reagan was out there sucking all the dicks. Back then, you could afford a house and car for your family on a single salary because ol’ Nance was out there gulping goo and keeping inflation at bay. But then her dumbfuck husband just had to be President and royally hosed everything up forever, just because he didn’t think it was right for a First Lady to be dishing out dome the way she was, but that was the only thing keeping the capitalists in check.

what?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Malcolm Excellent posted:

Ten Cent Beer Night

the only time america was great

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Colonel Cancer posted:

Never op but it'll be great in the microseconds following its fall and ultimate dissolution

when is that going to happen?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Colonel Cancer posted:

Idk :shrug: next tuesday-ish maybe?

I got jury duty on thursday. can we push it back a week?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

monster jam in new orleans 2006 was pretty cool

I don't know how to argue that.
Glad you had fun dude

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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how come Chinese dragons have deer antlers? anyone know the folklore behind that?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

She’s sucking cocks in hell now and Ronnie’s gotta watch.

does he still have alzheimer's in hell. I not really sure if that would be better or worse

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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This Is the Zodiac posted:

Every day Satan dresses up like a doctor and tells him they invented a cure for Alzheimers, and that they'll give it to him tomorrow.

that's pretty awful, but he should give him the cure every other day. so he remembers things, but is never really sure if it is real or not

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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limp_cheese posted:

Nancy Reagan sucking the devils dick is the only thing keeping the book of Revelations from happening. She wasn't the hero we wanted but she's the one we deserve.

Ugh! I bet the devil isn't happy about that

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Mooey Cow posted:

It was about 15 minutes ago OP sorry if you missed it.

GODDAMMIT!. Well, at least I was awake for it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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You Are A Elf posted:

Probably when it was part of Pangaea.

I bet those loving monkeys came down from the north to steal our jobs!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Floodixor posted:

I was a teenager in the 90s and that was pretty great

me too buddty.
Best quote.
1999 was a cool year

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Funky See Funky Do posted:

For three days in M-m-march (this M-m-march to come, of course) and you can pick your own three days. What a deal.

it's October idiot

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Funky See Funky Do posted:

Aww I missed it! :(

me too buddy. It'll happen again.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Funky See Funky Do posted:

It was a once in a lifetime deal. They'd have to be crazy to offer 3 days of M-m-march greatness again.

not for stuttering punks

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