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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
America was great when Nancy Reagan was out there sucking all the dicks. Back then, you could afford a house and car for your family on a single salary because ol’ Nance was out there gulping goo and keeping inflation at bay. But then her dumbfuck husband just had to be President and royally hosed everything up forever, just because he didn’t think it was right for a First Lady to be dishing out dome the way she was, but that was the only thing keeping the capitalists in check.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

gleebster posted:

Wow, I sure as hell missed out.

She’s sucking cocks in hell now and Ronnie’s gotta watch.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

does he still have alzheimer's in hell. I not really sure if that would be better or worse

Whatever makes hell worse for him is what I hope is happening.

limp_cheese posted:

Nancy Reagan sucking the devils dick is the only thing keeping the book of Revelations from happening. She wasn't the hero we wanted but she's the one we deserve.

Ronnie watching as Nancy slobbers on Satan’s thorny shaft and he can’t decide whether to tug or cry but it’s hell so when he wants to tug he can’t get it up but when he wants to cry the flames burn away his tears. Rush Limbaugh is there providing running commentary of the sucking action while gay demons run train on his broken butthole.

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