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Ventral EggSac posted:Bezos and William Shatner's vessel docks with a strange ship; William flirts with the aliens yadda yadda yadda they make love; Shatner comes back to the blue origin taking bout 'Jeff, you gotta go over there, it's great', they argue about it, the vessel leaves, night comes and they sleep... hours later, William Shatner, feverish, climbs into Bezos' sleepsack, rips open his abdomen, lays a clutch of eggs in his bladder; last transmission, screams are heard and creatures with too many legs can be seen in the background of a hazy picture of black-eyed william, weeping, saying something about being a mother... blue origin goes silent, power on engines full-blast, off to an unknown frontier Shatner and Bezos should “dock” while they’re up there, if you know what I mean. And then the ship should explode.
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imagine that gut, floating free in orbit, no longer constrained by gravity or girdle
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Oct 4, 2021 18:26
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This thread title was clearly written to imply Shatner was dead. How dare you?
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Bad Purchase posted:Yeah, two people have died on a space mission so far: Can't even go for first heart failure in space.
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Oct 4, 2021 18:32
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maybe he can get pinged by that glove thats traveling two time the speed of light
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His heart is gonna explode in his chest like a hand grenade.
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runnypoops posted:William SHITner have some loving respect
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We keep sending all these rich assholes to space and not once will the shuttle explode. Very disheartening
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Boner M posted:To Die Where No Man Has Died Before Columbia crew beat Shatner by a few years.
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Ginette Reno posted:We keep sending all these rich assholes to space and not once will the shuttle explode. Very disheartening they only explode when you put teachers on them
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Did I miss all the "docking" jokes?
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Remember the Priceline commercial where William Shatner straight up fucks his daughter in a hotel?
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So close to launching garbage into the sun...
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I couldn't finish the whole sentence. I'm sorry.
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Murdstone posted:This thread title was clearly written to imply Shatner was dead. How dare you? Do something about it otherwise this is just more faux outrage.
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There is a lot of Shatner hate in this thread. I wonder if Star Trek would still be such a cultural milestone if he wasn't involved. Trying to brainstorm other actors who could fit the role of Kirk. Adam West? Now that I think about it, Shatner would have been a perfect fit for 60's TV Batman.
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Valko posted:There is a lot of Shatner hate in this thread. Is Adam West the only other TV actor from the 60s you could think of and, even then, only because he was Batman? Which is fine. I'd be hard pressed to name another TV actor from the 60s myself. The guy who played Tom Brady? - Nope don't know his name. That's all the TV actors from the 60s that I can name that weren't on Star Trek or Batman.
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Peter Falk Ok, so you want to fire the torpedos because that's the Klingon way, that's fine, that's fine. Ah, just one more thing....
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Could they have gotten Tom Baker? An alternate timeline where the best Doctor is instead the ToS captain.
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I didn't know we had rockets that could lift that much mass into orbit
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:At age 90 and after starring in tons of Star Trek movies. William Shatner is now going to the heavens and going to space thanks to some rich assholes spending too much money on a publicity stunt instead of housing all the homeless people around Amazon's home city, Seattle.  I'm using my miraculous fortune telling powers rn and foresee that the rocket will either crash or explode (my crystal ball's a bit misty with the cum from my fingers). Bezos will then be justifiably hated by many, and his space tourism business will take a dive. No sympathy, gently caress him and his plans to send the rich into space and leave the rest of us choking on their rocketship smog. Remember, you heard it here first.
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Regardless on how many TV sets one's undergone their rigorous spaceman training, if you want to strap a nonagenarian to a chunk of steel putting out 8 million pounds of thrust with an escape velocity of 10km/s, you should just make it a one-way trip to fulfill their last wishes.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Shatner and Bezos should “dock” while they’re up there, if you know what I mean. As Americans of a certain age I presume they're both circumcised.
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Weka posted:As Americans of a certain age I presume they're both circumcised.
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yeah but he probably had his foreskin restored
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Canadians are Americans.
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Bad Purchase posted:Yeah, two people have died on a space mission so far: This thing made me feel incredibly nauseous for like an entire day. I would of made a poo poo astronaut.
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A 90 year old William Shatner puts on his LAPD uniform and hits the streets of East LA to take on the Latin Kings and MS 13.
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Oct 6, 2021 09:36
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Spreading the message of William Shatner's TekWar throughout the stars
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I am going to kill William Shatner Also I am William Shartners heart ama
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I was going to make a thread about which billionaire was going to be the first to explode in space but I guess we've already got one...
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Szyznyk posted:A 90 year old William Shatner puts on his LAPD uniform and hits the streets of East LA to take on the Latin Kings and MS 13. I would watch that
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No green babes in space, shitner
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EVERY TIME GOING posted:Regardless on how many TV sets one's undergone their rigorous spaceman training, if you want to strap a nonagenarian to a chunk of steel putting out 8 million pounds of thrust with an escape velocity of 10km/s, you should just make it a one-way trip to fulfill their last wishes. bo definitely doesn't have any rockets that can put out anywhere near 8m lbf of thrust and also none of them are capable of achieving escape velocity because they are pathetic sounding rockets
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The best part of William Shatter was his becoming aware of Red Letter Media, instinctively sussing out which of the three main guys worshiped him, and then calling that guy a loving loser.
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