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Driftingmouse posted:And Facebook is back up, but apparently Trump's Facebook page has been reinstated. No seriously. The Qanon 10 days of darkness conspiracy theory was true except this was its only goal and they managed to do it like 10 hours instead of 10 days.
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here to brag that i deleted facebook 7 years ago and don't use social media and if you google my name all that comes up is poo poo about high school sports and my myspace pic from when I was 16 and I look good in it. theres a channel on discord where I hang out though and it's weird cuz it's a bunch of guys from my hometown who never really hung out back then but all play computer games together and watch mma streams
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phydeaux posted:Conspiracy quoting myself but yeah, here we are less than 2 hours after the market closes and it’s coming back… You vastly overestimate how much the American people give a single poo poo about 60 minutes. The average American has the attention span of a goldfish and has reached maximum scandal saturation. Any harm to stock value is temporary, ultimately nothing will come of this or the whistleblower story.
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If you do the Konami code on the FB homepage Mark Zuckerberg comes to your house and beats the poo poo out of you
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i'm extremely confident that I'd win a fight against Zuck if not for the fact that he is 7'9" tall.
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:i'm extremely confident that I'd win a fight against Zuck if not for the fact that he is 7'9" tall. he's made of metal what the gently caress are you going to do, he'd snap your neck with his wrist.
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Vernii posted:You vastly overestimate how much the American people give a single poo poo about 60 minutes. The average American has the attention span of a goldfish and has reached maximum scandal saturation. Any harm to stock value is temporary, ultimately nothing will come of this or the whistleblower story. I agree with you partly but I think you’re overestimating how much the average Americans you referenced actually drive the market - average Americans are mostly working poor and the younger generation that can’t afford much of anything let alone investments in volatile stock. I think the boomers and the older generation that have money in mutual funds and individual stock, the institutional investors and the fund managers do lend credence to obsolete news sources like 60 minutes and the management of large corporate structures like FB are aware of that. Will it recover? Absolutely, but they will still fight to minimize short term losses in order to get to that new record high sooner rather than later. I also think that it’s 100% driven by price performance and not in any way to avoid criminal charges. They know they are above the law and have complete contempt for the rest of us. They’ll do whatever it takes to get richer quicker because the most they risk are fines and penalties which are just the cost of doing business.
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SRQ posted:he's made of metal what the gently caress are you going to do, he'd snap your neck with his wrist. there's that too
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phydeaux posted:I agree with you partly but I think you’re overestimating how much the average Americans you referenced actually drive the market - average Americans are mostly working poor and the younger generation that can’t afford much of anything let alone investments in volatile stock. I think the boomers and the older generation that have money in mutual funds and individual stock, the institutional investors and the fund managers do lend credence to obsolete news sources like 60 minutes and the management of large corporate structures like FB are aware of that. Those people aren't going to care either, especially when the alternative "cover up" conspiracy cost the company billions of dollars in stock value and $160m/hr in revenue. It'll rebound by the end of the week but its still a messy, embarassing PR scandal with a hefty price tag vs "person says FB is doing all the things most Americans already thought they were up to". No one is going to deliberately embroil the company in a PR crisis just to cover up a story no one of any importance will care about by Friday. EDIT: Basically think of that scene in Austin Powers where the executive board explains to Dr. Evil that his villainous schemes are peanuts compared to their actual, legit operations. Vernii fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Oct 5, 2021 |
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:there's that too Zuck is a bot and Three Laws compliant and cannot kill a human directly. He can however kill indirectly through facebook and its global poltical discourse and this is fine under his beepboop metrics.
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I didn't notice anything, The Palace is still up:
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I would say please inform me when all the DNS servers go down ...... but.....
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knife_of_justice posted:Facebook, you have no chance to survive make your time! Hey! I understood that reference!
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Move fast, break things, destroy capitalism.
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I wish Zuck was physically tied to Facebook in a way that when it goes down he also loses his life force and has a rare opportunity to reflect on the damage he’s caused to the world.
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SRQ posted:he's made of metal what the gently caress are you going to do, he'd snap your neck with his wrist. Spray him with the hose and short-circuit him. Anyhow, just going to throw a random thought in here. I didn't have a facebook page until 4 years ago. The only reason I had one is because I was studying at the time and the technical college I was at used facebook to send out timetables. It's October now so I think any new students have already got theirs. It's really just amazing how insidious facebook became to some things. Impossible to avoid, almost. That put far too much power in the hands of a handful of people.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I wish Zuck was physically tied to Facebook in a way that when it goes down he also loses his life force and has a rare opportunity to reflect on the damage he’s caused to the world. I mean has he made an appearence? Maybe he did brick. LOL even Donnie (while pumped full of drugs) made "keep calm" speeches.
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it would be funny if it went down today for the exact same reason
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Mozi posted:it would be funny if it went down today for the exact same reason Yeah it would, but they already sawed off the door to the routers rack.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I wish Zuck was physically tied to Facebook in a way that when it goes down he also loses his life force and has a rare opportunity to reflect on the damage he’s caused to the world. How can you be that rich with a haircut that bad?, it's like he's trying to make us insane.
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old beast lunatic posted:How can you be that rich with a haircut that bad?, it's like he's trying to make us insane. Zuck: Please, barber, format my keratin growth into that which is visually appealing to other humans. Barber: I gotchu fam 
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Oct 5, 2021 16:23
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zuck’s a dork there I said it
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gbs but from 2004 posted:zuck’s a dork there I said it Prepare for the zuccening
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old beast lunatic posted:How can you be that rich with a haircut that bad?, it's like he's trying to make us insane. He literally modeled his haircut after Augustus.
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Cacator posted:He literally modeled his haircut after Augustus. That's amazing, thanks for letting me know
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I bet someone is getting a really handsome severance today I'm very jealous
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Attempt to imitate human emotion failure.
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please zuck toast is old. the new zuck bot vid is his july 4th post from this year of him doing a wave board with a flag. because thats normal humans do.
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I only use facebook for groups that are of interest to me now, literally don't care about any friends and what they post, have muted most. Funny that it loving started that "reels" poo poo recently too where they basically try to promote influencer type women's stuff like I give a poo poo.
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I'm just now noticing that Zuck has a broken/crooked nose. I wonder who the lucky bastard was and if I can ever buy him a drink.
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Ventral EggSac posted:That's amazing, thanks for letting me know You're welcome, have a good day 
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gbs but from 2004 posted:WhatsApp only down again, so what Lol oh no how will I chat with my many, many, friends? Lmao lol Lol 
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