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Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler
For years I've gotten nothing but baby care / baby related ads, ads to quit vaping, and sometimes trailers. I am infertile. The ads started showing up immediately after my hospital stay where I found this out.

The best I can come up with is I call my cat "baby" and the ads are dumb. The worst I can come up with is that the ads read my email and misinterpret all the doctors saying "having a baby will kill you" as "Lieutenant Dan obviously has birthed several children". Idgaf about babies but I imagine it'd be incredibly demoralizing to anyone else to be constantly reminded they can't have children literally every 10 minutes.

Twitter thinks I'm a married 40-year-old lesbian with 3 kids who's upper middle class. I'm a 29 year old bisexual man with no kids who lives below the poverty line. :shrug:

oh wait I also get ads for the car I already own.

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Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

kntfkr posted:

MY MODERATE TO SEVERE PLAQUE PSORIASIS



also anyone else get that ad for crohns that starts with a lady yelling "BEGONE, CRONES" at her elderly mother

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

teen witch posted:

What in the world

I'm certain she's saying "BEGONE, CROHNS" but she does it while staring directly at an elderly lady and it cracks me up every time

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