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Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Let's address the elephant in the room.. we are all thinking it, we need to just let it out and tell it how it is. This is a safe space, and honesty is respected.

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Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Alright, I dont care if you are gay or not but eating rear end is gross

Dr.D-O
Jan 3, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

dr.acula posted:

Alright, I dont care if you are gay or not but eating rear end is gross

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
sorry for party rocking LOL

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
ur gay we know. leave the elephant alone. it's already self conscious

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Just get the drat abortion already, lady! I mean, you are pregnant and drinking on a train, wtf!?

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Ok. Hello elephant.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

I dont think sucking dick is gross either unless you just took it out of an rear end

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



If we're gonna do it I suggest we do it carefully because

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

listen, we'll cross that bridge when we get there op, but first we all need to get our ducks in a row

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
you don't need to know the reasons, he's just getting circumcised okay?

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Fine, you called me out, here it is, the awful truth: I

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Hi elephant, whatcha doing here?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
oh so that's where all this elephant poop came from

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

dr.acula posted:

I dont think sucking dick is gross either unless you just took it out of an rear end

Do you just lie there with the lights off and wait for your partners to do all the work through a hole in the sheet while you close your eyes real tight?

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Actually eating rear end fuckin rules and life is too short not to be doin it as often as you can (with consent)

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

dr.acula posted:

Alright, I dont care if you are gay or not but eating rear end is gross

i cannot respect this stance

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





The is a very small room, how did you get in here elephant?

Ooooh. I see. Could you please stop crushing me to death?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE BIG TITTIES!!!!

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
Y'all gonna just keep calling Jerry, 'the elephant' like this? Jerry is our friend. How'd you like it if I kept calling you the human, huh?

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

dr.acula posted:

Alright, I dont care if you are gay or not but eating rear end is gross

wash your rear end more, jesus

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

dr.acula posted:

Alright, I dont care if you are gay or not but eating rear end is gross

TRUE

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Everyone in here line up and eat my rear end as penance

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Here's the thing about eating rear end

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
i wanna be the cool guy and say that eating rear end in 2020 is an obligation just like in 1980 sucking dick/eating pussy became an obligation

but my butt is just so sensitive and delicate even a dry tongue would tear it right up and i'm not ashamed to say it

so i'm gonna fight back and say that NO eating rear end is not an obligation in ANY YEAR and if you think it is you're being TOO PUSHY and you need to STOP

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Thought this thread was gonna be about your mom

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


How many consenting adults I keep in my bondage dungeon is none of your concern and I am offended at your insinuation that they are all obese enough to be referred to as elephants.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Chinatown posted:

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE BIG TITTIES!!!!
Big titties like those on an elephant?

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Chinatown posted:

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE BIG TITTIES!!!!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Mr. Elephant, tear down this wall!

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
The Elephant:

248 Hillcrest St
Apt. 9
Sioux Falls, SD 57101

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

listen, we'll cross that bridge when we get there op, but first we all need to get our ducks in a row

right after we herd the cats

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bitch rear end doodoo elephant, doodoolike elephant, with elements of doodoo visible in its feature, both doodoo and poodoo, easy to notice, easy to observe, not easy to ruminate upon, these doodoo features.

Doodoo rear end elephant walk up to me yon Saturday night, doodoo rear end elephant dare to look ME in MY eyes? Doodoo rear end elephant has no sense, doodoo head as doodoo elephant is.

Would be easy to remove doodoo elephant from existence, but to let doodoo elephant live as doodoo elephant far greater punishment. Doodoo rear end elephant.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

RepeatingMeme posted:

Actually eating rear end fuckin rules and life is too short not to be doin it as often as you can (with consent)

I'm fine with eating rear end but it really better be cleaned up properly for my dainty lil tongue

Talkc
Aug 2, 2010

Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***
Jesus its a pachydemic in here.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast


image source i funny dot com

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

kntfkr posted:

Do you just lie there with the lights off and wait for your partners to do all the work through a hole in the sheet while you close your eyes real tight?

Having sexual partners is gross. I prefer solo style.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

hazardousmouse posted:

wash your rear end more, jesus

yeah its me and not the fact that its a hole everyone shits out of regularly

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


on average there's more fecal matter on your smartphone than on your rear end in a top hat, and people lick an suck on their phones all the time so whats the big deal?!?!

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
There's prep first. Washing and what not. You don't just confirm "You wiped, right?" and start chowing down. Unless you work for MFX productions or something.

You're missing out on a whole new world.

quote:

A whole new world (don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand things to see (hold your breath, it gets better)
I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far

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