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Eating rear end is fantastic. I had a friend recently talk about eating rear end and they were like "I mean it's always gonna smell like that" and everyone looked awkward before we broke the news to them that no, when you eat rear end it shouldn't smell like poo poo. Eating rear end is should be a clean endeavour. Every rear end I've eaten has been pristine and fantastic. You know why? Cause you don't eat rear end that is unclean. Like goddamn. You motherfuckers must eat food that fell in the bin and then complain that the food is always horrible.
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how u doin elephant  that trunk lookin fiiiiiinedo elephants sexualize each other's trunks? i assume they would. i mean, i do it and i'm not even an elephant.
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Oct 6, 2021 02:02
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Mac and Cheese posted:
I think a lot of us would do it if we had the flexibility  I mean not ME, but the rest of you? Yeah I could see pretty much all of you eating your own asses
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Oct 6, 2021 02:05
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Eating my rear end is a dangerous game as my cheeks have been known to crack walnuts, but yet, if I could, I would.
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Oct 7, 2021 00:24
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just eat rear end drunk you don't notice the smells Or the gritty tongue feel
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Oct 7, 2021 00:33
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Did you hear that? I think there's mice in here 
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Oct 7, 2021 00:35
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I think a lot of us would do it if we had the flexibility If I could eat my own rear end I'd be to busy sucking my own dick
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Oct 7, 2021 00:54
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I'd just feel sorry for whoever was eating my rear end, no matter how pristine I got it to be. There are worse hills to die on imho but I thought the OP said no judgements
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Oct 7, 2021 00:55
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Just put down a dental dam 
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Oct 7, 2021 00:57
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Buddy when I eat rear end it's a dental drat!
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Oct 10, 2021 09:50
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I'm from Beuno Asses and I say: eat 'em all!
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Oct 10, 2021 13:01
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CheeseThief posted:I'm from Beuno Asses and I say: eat 'em all!
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Oct 10, 2021 13:12
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Chinatown posted:OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE BIG TITTIES!!!! 
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Oct 10, 2021 13:18
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Eating rear end is not a goddamn elephant in the room, geez
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Oct 10, 2021 13:20
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An elephant was out walking through the forest one day when he stepped on a thorn. Along comes an ant who sees the elephant is in pain and makes an offer. "I'll take the thorn out of your foot if you let me do you up the butt!" Well, the elephant is in a great deal of pain and says "Oh what the hell, it's a deal!" So, the ant pulls out the thorn, climbs up the elephants leg and starts climbing around the elephants rear end in a top hat. Meanwhile in a nearby tree, a monkey has been watching the whole thing, and thinks it's hilarious! So he pulls off a nearby coconut and chucks it at the elephants head. The coconut hits the elephant in the head and the elephant screams "OUCH!!" And the ant replies "TAKE IT ALL, BITCH!"
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Oct 10, 2021 13:33
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I think that now we can say, having weighed the pros and cons, and come to a decision in the fullness of time and after consulting the impacted parties, with a measured view and appropriate time to reflect, and assurance that the relevant calculations have been undertaken and shared with the many key stakeholders and related entities, when all is said and done, that we have reached a fair and accurate conclusion.
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Oct 10, 2021 14:12
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You can gently caress around with those flaps all you want, but you curl the tip of your tongue in her bhole for a half second and she squirtin like a new bottle of ketchup. Like why your h-spot so sensitive girl drat ain’t nobody ever licked your make b4? 
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Oct 10, 2021 14:26
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if you never ate an rear end, was there ever even an rear end to begin with?
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Oct 10, 2021 14:35
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There's always, a metaphysical kind of rear end, surrounding and permeating all and everything.
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Oct 10, 2021 14:43
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Lets be honest, the elephant in the room is related to the running of this
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Oct 11, 2021 23:48
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I feel lucky as hell that rear end eating wasn't a thing when I was whoring around, it was blowjobs Altho I would have whored around less and 
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Oct 12, 2021 00:17
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I don't love having my rear end eaten, but I love eating rear end. Mind I don't really care for receiving oral sex. And I don't get much, if any, physical pleasure from sex. I just like making people feel good. I may be an outlier.
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Oct 12, 2021 00:19
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If your tongue isnt even long enough to reach all the way to the prostate then whats the point even?
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Oct 12, 2021 19:35
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Lets be honest, the elephant in the room is related to the running of this WTF some punk rear end mod edited my comment...... MODS!?!?!
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dr.acula posted:yeah its me and not the fact that its a hole everyone shits out of regularly Thats why its hot, dweeb
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