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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

:eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop:

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Those are fake OP.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Those are fake OP.

But I want to let out my thick liquid...

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



It’s well known that we women can vibrate violently if need be

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
How is thick liquid formed? How girl vibrate violently

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I say go for it!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

This thread is literally making me vibrate violently

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
Enter you card details credit find out more

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

rumpfo, you've just doxxed yourself

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

What’s a Rumpfo?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I want a girl with a short breasts and a looooooong vagina

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Mods, please don't change my name to Rumpfo. Thx~

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

This thread is literally making me vibrate violently

Have you let out your milk thick liquid yet?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
The most beautiful women really are just breasts and vaginas, when you think about it. Because society.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Chrs posted:

What’s a Rumpfo?

Dolan Rompfo

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Rumpfo of the Bailey

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Chrs posted:

What’s a Rumpfo?

Poopin and fuckin

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Rumpfo knows whats up. Also fucks.

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
She looks like she has a healthy meaty vagina OP. Good luck.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Poopin and fuckin

All I crave

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Women love it when you violently vibrate, this is a secret art of seduction that only a select few know. Send me American dollars and I will share this great secret with you, making the women very happy is in your future!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



ah gently caress i just let my thick liquid escape

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



confused as I see no noticeable vibration

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's just that fast

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I had a girl, thought she was the one till she made my dick let out a liquid of very low viscosity, had to break it off

BrassRoots
Jan 9, 2012

You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane
I'm bout to vibrate!

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

As a dude, I can’t vibrate violently :(

Best I can manage is a small flutter.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
That there lady is my lady, OP. You want her you gotta defeat me in a battle of who can vibrate most violently. That's right, it's gonna be an old fashioned jerk-off!

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I'll never forget the night I first showed my vibration technique to a hot babe. I took her back to my studio apartment and we lay down on my futon. I shut off the lights and told her to hold on, because things were about to get... a little wild.

I spent the entire next day cleaning up my thick liquid but it was worth it, that woman is now my wife. She's a Canadian super model, too.

naem
May 29, 2011

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

get on that snap OP wanna see which sexy vibrating woman you chose

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

this offer isn't going to last, all the breasts and vaginas that can make your dick let out a thick liquid are going to be chosen before you get there

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Oh no it's vibrating violently and a strange fluid is coming out

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
This is Thicc Liquid with UPS ... Uhhh your package is vibrating something fierce, and there's a C.O.D. on it here today ..

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
One time my vibrations hit the exact resonance frequency of the babe I was banging and she exploded

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Facebook just thinks I want to take tennis lessons and meet hot interfaith cantors in my area :(

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Devils Affricate posted:

One time my vibrations hit the exact resonance frequency of the babe I was banging and she exploded

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
I love me a juicy vibratin dick

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Judging from your language here, OP, you live in India. In which case your best bet is to gently caress one of your aunties, or all of them. Don't worry, each auntie is as hot as the babe in the photo under her sari.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
They rush me then and there, no swagger, no hesitation, no squaring off with me one at a time. They know what they're about.

I know what I'm about, too. I vibrate violently, just as the sexy woman taught me. The two who reach me first go down hard. The third man stops short. He reaches into his coat. Gun? Knife? Whatever he's got, I don't let him draw it. I let out a thick liquid and nail him right in the face.

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