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-I'm hot, the first time I went to club a random girl went up to me and grabbed my rear end... I've gotten "gently caress me right now" messages on tinder -I have a pretty big dick -Not in great shape now, but I bench 240 and hex bar deadlift 355 -I am legitimately an intellectual and have marketable skills that I went to college for and have been working on since -I just don't give a gently caress about anything anymore gently caress this gay earth gonna get in great shape and post poo poo here later, should take 6-18 months
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gonna get in ridiculous shape and post the results here, you people can come up with my name
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Oct 8, 2021 22:28
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Pat Smear.
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Oct 8, 2021 22:33
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Show us you're dilz
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Oct 8, 2021 22:33
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when I bust a nut on a thot's face on camera my catchphrase will be "SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM"
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Colonel Cancer posted:Show us you're dilz I will once I'm 100% serious I have muscle mass right now but im a fat sack of poo poo I need to spend a bunch of months doing 8 hour arm workouts If I can't get really ripped I'm not even going to bother no one wants to see another dude who looks like he spends 2 hours a week working out
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Oct 8, 2021 22:34
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This is exactly how Id expect the Frogtech guy to talk
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Just eat beans from a can, that's how we'll know
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Oct 8, 2021 22:35
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Stop trying to talk yourself out of it.
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Oct 8, 2021 22:35
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Im have had the exact thing you described in the first reason happen to me except it was the complete opposite
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Oct 8, 2021 22:35
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Stop trying to talk yourself out of it. I can't get ripped overnight. sure okay posted:This is exactly how Id expect the Frogtech guy to talk Except I bench 240 and that dude probably can't even do the bar.
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Oct 8, 2021 22:37
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If you can't cut it being a porn star you can always try your dick at being a condom model
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Oct 8, 2021 22:41
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I think you can do it. Just one question. How many dicks can fit up your rear end in a top hat?
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you can't cut it being a porn star you can always try your dick at being a condom model magnum condoms are a meme i have a big enough dick to "need one" and regular ones fit me fine anyone who gives this "condoms hurt my dick" thing is a lying sack of poo poo or literally delusional Schweinhund posted:How many dicks can fit up your rear end in a top hat? don't know don't care I'm done being a twink
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Oct 8, 2021 22:42
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Where did that "come" from?
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bigduck posted:anyone who gives this "condoms hurt my dick" thing is a lying sack of poo poo or literally delusional 
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Oct 8, 2021 22:45
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wanna bet? (you will lose)
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Oct 8, 2021 22:49
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your porn name will be Fargoth and your catchphrase will be "I have a feeling that you and I are about to become very close"
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BOOYAH!!!
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Oct 8, 2021 22:51
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Fat guy who can bench 240 could be your niche OP.
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Bad Purchase posted:your porn name will be Fargoth and your catchphrase will be "I have a feeling that you and I are about to become very close" no incel poo poo Sophy Wackles posted:Fat guy who can bench 240 could be your niche OP. being a fat guy who can bench 240 was literally heaven during the trump years but times change rather be a fit guy who can bench 495
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Oct 8, 2021 22:52
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bigduck posted:no incel poo poo Fargoth fucks you idiot
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bigduck posted:wanna bet? Thanks for demonstrating that even guys w big dicks can have low self esteem, OP
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bigduck posted:gonna get in ridiculous shape and post the results here, you people can come up with my name Titty Longballs
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Bad Purchase posted:Fargoth fucks you idiot my memory of video games and sex are from ~1991 when I was 5 and the girl a year ahead of me across the street would let me come over and play duck hunt/mario on her nintendo she also tried to teach me to read, but I moved to another town before I started 1st grade this relationship has basically been the model for my interaction with women going forward.... if she isn't playing mario with you and trying to teach you to read you are wasting your loving time Brother Tadger posted:Thanks for demonstrating that even guys w big dicks can have low self esteem, OP we got ourselves an expert here
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Oct 8, 2021 22:55
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 this thread is amazing
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Brother Tadger posted:Thanks for demonstrating that even guys w big dicks can have low self esteem, OP Lmao
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Oct 8, 2021 22:57
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PsionicAnt posted:Lmao ever gently caress a girl so deep that she cums so hard it sounds like a gunshot and you think you broke some bones in her back?
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Oct 8, 2021 22:59
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I cannot legitimately tell if this is earnest posting, mental illness, or some sort of troll
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steroids will help get you to weight faster op
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Oct 8, 2021 23:04
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bigduck posted:ever gently caress a girl so deep that she cums so hard it sounds like a gunshot and you think you broke some bones in her back? Despite what your middle school friends might be passing along at recess, girls don't actually like being stabbed in the cervix bro
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Oct 8, 2021 23:04
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Colonel Cancer posted:Show us you're dilz
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Oct 8, 2021 23:04
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I cannot legitimately tell if this is earnest posting, mental illness, or some sort of troll strong enough to beat the poo poo out of you big enough dick to make your girlfriend forget your name those are objective facts you incel piece of poo poo PsionicAnt posted:Despite what your middle school friends might be passing along at recess, girls don't actually like being stabbed in the cervix bro BNABAAHAASHDASHas AGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA aHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAa aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA loving incel gently caress off "OH GOD YOU ARE HITTING THE BACK OF MY PUSSY" as she queefs and looks like she is about to pass out from pleasure women aren't that good at acting sorry
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Oct 8, 2021 23:05
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you're a gay pornstar you idiot. you don't gently caress pussy.
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Oct 8, 2021 23:06
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:you're a gay pornstar you idiot. you don't gently caress pussy. you loving wish little man
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Oct 8, 2021 23:07
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A troll for sure. I like the energy, but your gimmick needs ~*dimension*~
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op is not gay, voted 1
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We regret to inform you the dick is racist
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