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Unless you write "bugdick" on your dick in sharpie we won't know it's you. Ya know, when you post ur dick
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With a weary sigh I unsheathe my 13" penis and cock it erect.
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Oct 8, 2021 23:09
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show us your dick op or gently caress off
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Oct 8, 2021 23:10
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bigduck posted:"OH GOD YOU ARE HITTING THE BACK OF MY PUSSY" as she queefs and looks like she is about to pass out from pleasure drat this guy fucks
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Oct 8, 2021 23:10
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bigduck posted:strong enough to beat the poo poo out of you Bitch I bench 250 you ain't beating the poo poo out of me with your weak rear end 240
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Oct 8, 2021 23:10
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suck my loving balls OP
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Oct 8, 2021 23:14
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bigduck posted:ever gently caress a girl so deep that she cums so hard it sounds like a gunshot and you think you broke some bones in her back? A little duct tape or a bike tire patch can fix that probably.
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Oct 8, 2021 23:21
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Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:A little duct tape or a bike tire patch can fix that probably. queefs come from the pussy you literal retard (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 8, 2021 23:29
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bigduck posted:gonna get in ridiculous shape and post the results here, you people can come up with my name Banno Pea
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Oct 8, 2021 23:30
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bigduck posted:queefs come from the pussy you literal retard I’m implying you only gently caress blow up dolls. And you’ve confirmed it!
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Oct 8, 2021 23:33
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Why do those dolls always looked so shocked
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Oct 8, 2021 23:35
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bigduck posted:-I'm hot, the first time I went to club a random girl went up to me and grabbed my rear end... I've gotten "gently caress me right now" messages on tinder Good luck with all of that OP, except the part where you post here later. Don't do that part.
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Oct 8, 2021 23:52
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bigduck posted:
Uhh, I got bad news for you, buddy. Giving a gently caress is quite literally the most important part of being a sex worker.
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Oct 9, 2021 00:02
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you don’t have a cock gently caress you
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Oct 9, 2021 00:05
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you can and will do it Op.... or else... 
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Oct 9, 2021 00:08
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Alas OP showed his rear end instead of his dick
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The Bloop posted:Alas OP showed his rear end instead of his dick You should show OP where  comes from 
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Oct 9, 2021 00:16
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u cant do it OP im standing in ur way, just try me i dare u. ur never gonna work in this industry again buster, ur done, game over pal.
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Oct 9, 2021 00:28
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Thread suckx rear end OP sorry to say
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Oct 9, 2021 00:31
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bigduck posted:queefs come from the pussy you literal retard This is a startling discovery. Also yeah look at this little wang having beta male. Show us your thing or get lost man!
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Oct 9, 2021 00:36
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Also 355 deadlift is nothing you pantywaist
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They're ready for your close up. *camera man zooms in on rear end and balls slapping back and forth*
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Oct 9, 2021 00:38
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danjal posted:Why do those dolls always looked so shocked They've seen some poo poo op
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Oct 9, 2021 00:52
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Weirdest J4G I've seen yet.
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Oct 9, 2021 01:01
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OP sounds so confident and assertive, he's totally not a lying jerk who's trying to overcompensate.
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Hey guys don't feed the troll!!
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Oct 9, 2021 01:39
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Yeah, you can work out enough to bench press 420 pounds for 69 reps. But you only have to do one cock pushup. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_JkcbL9_tk
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I cannot legitimately tell if this is earnest posting, mental illness, or some sort of troll I was actually going to say this because an alarming number of GBS threads can be described this way. danjal posted:Why do those dolls always looked so shocked If you saw a guy with a big dick who can bench press 240 just whip it out you'd be shocked too!
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Oct 9, 2021 05:32
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Go be the speilberg of loving, the Oppenheimer of anal sexual relationship
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Oct 9, 2021 05:39
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the way womens hornyness works you'd porbably make way more bucks just taking some beginner singing lessons and uploading videos of yourself covering boy band songs. that way millions of people wont know what your butthole looks like and you arent going to be pressured into doing gay porn (as aggressively)
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Oct 9, 2021 06:54
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bigduck posted:I need to spend a bunch of months doing 8 hour arm workouts
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Oct 9, 2021 07:31
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Isolation is breaking all of our brains
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Spinz posted:Isolation is breaking all of our brains it rules
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Why be a pornstar, I mean there is so much stopping for lighting adjustments and discussions with the camera operators you can never really get into it, and staying hard just becomes a chore, you think itll feel alright inside but she's a professional, theres been a lot bigger things than you in there today and you can feel it, speaking of which, can we talk about anal? I know everyone is all cross eyed grinny about the tightness of the sphincter, but once youre past that its just poking your dingle in a rubbery baggy fleshhose that probably has flakes of poo poo in it, and while its fun at times, it is vastly overrated. And what is all this POV crap deluging every feed, does noone have an appreciation for decent camera work anymore? I watched a 70's porno the other day, they have a whole goddamn orchestra, its just the lack of effort that perturbs me, the absence of soul, of being part of something greater than yourself. Thats why I cant get off anymore, an absence of cinematographic integrity.
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Oct 9, 2021 10:06
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Watch op make it into the industry as a professional fluffer
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Oct 9, 2021 10:22
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Armitag3 posted:Watch op make it into the industry as a professional fluffer Are they the ones who jam marshmallow fluff up their rear end and then shoot it out everywhere?
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Armitag3 posted:Watch op make it into the industry as a professional fluffer All the flavor, none of the stage fright
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Oct 9, 2021 10:50
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lol who cares what you mbench if youre a fat poo poo
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Oct 9, 2021 11:00
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heft up the panniculus and show us the goods already
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I too have been thinking about getting into the bizz for a while now. I’ve been going to the gym for two years COVID permitting, upwards of 6x a week, but I only do leg days. I have a very average upper body, I can bench 50 kg on a good day, if that. With that being said, I can without much effort do 180kg squats, a full 12 reps in fact. I don’t ego lift cause I’m afraid of getting a hernia or worse. So as a man with comically large quads but a waifish upper bod I’m thinking my stage name should be Chuck Thunderbutt, thoughts?
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