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I don't believe you have what it takes, op.
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Spinz posted:Isolation is breaking all of our brains More like widening the cracks that were already there but yeah.
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Oct 9, 2021 13:38
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Porn star work is highly competitive, OP, and for most guys doing it, badly paid, with long periods between jobs. Your best bet would to be a bottom in BDSM porn, get slapped around, spanked raw, stepped on with high heels etc... or be a bottom in gay porn. BDSM gay porn, even better. Like being pissed on, or eating literal poo poo? Hey, you don't have to like it do do it, for that lovely  pay check.Let us know the results, tia.
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Oct 9, 2021 13:47
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Nice meltdown op
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Oct 9, 2021 15:19
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Is the op a porn star yet?
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Oct 9, 2021 15:25
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Porn name - Fibber McLiesAlot
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Like how it's apparently GBS that's standing in his way.
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It’s me, i am standing in his way. I have started a social media campaign to block ops entry into the porn industry because fat guys with a weak bench press disgust me.
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Oct 9, 2021 16:01
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My signature move is reverse doggy style.
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OP's only option is getting into humiliation porn because of his gross fat body that nobody will get off to any other way.
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I know there may be a pessimism in this thread, but I believe you can do it OP. A lot of people are doubting you but, by god, they can't deny your sound logic. Male pornstars are generally mentally healthy, as they are less exploited than their female counterparts. And frankly I think you have what it takes to be a perpetually cum-drained sexualized shell of a man that lives halfway in a dopamine haze for years on end.
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Theres an old behind the scenes clip with a pissed off Lucy Lee refusing to work with a guy because he looks like shrek. Thats gonna be the OP
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Yaldabaoth posted:OP sounds so confident and assertive, he's totally not a lying jerk who's trying to overcompensate. op is so tryhard and wont shut the gently caress up so hell be perfect for the douchy guy in every porn you skip five seconds in when they start talking
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Oct 9, 2021 16:59
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None of this will happen op
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X JAKK posted:Why be a pornstar, I mean there is so much stopping for lighting adjustments and discussions with the camera operators you can never really get into it, and staying hard just becomes a chore, you think itll feel alright inside but she's a professional, theres been a lot bigger things than you in there today and you can feel it, speaking of which, can we talk about anal? I know everyone is all cross eyed grinny about the tightness of the sphincter, but once youre past that its just poking your dingle in a rubbery baggy fleshhose that probably has flakes of poo poo in it, and while its fun at times, it is vastly overrated. And what is all this POV crap deluging every feed, does noone have an appreciation for decent camera work anymore? I watched a 70's porno the other day, they have a whole goddamn orchestra, its just the lack of effort that perturbs me, the absence of soul, of being part of something greater than yourself. Thats why I cant get off anymore, an absence of cinematographic integrity. holy poo poo its x jakk
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Oct 9, 2021 17:49
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What do you mean "you people"?
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Oct 9, 2021 18:05
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I somehow misread the thread title as POPSTAR, but really, it all still fits
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Oct 9, 2021 18:09
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I am here to become a cornstar
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Oct 9, 2021 18:10
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u could call urself Dicky Gervais
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Oct 9, 2021 18:50
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bigduck posted:-I'm hot, the first time I went to club a random girl went up to me and grabbed my rear end... I've gotten "gently caress me right now" messages on tinder I don't think any of us expected them to say that
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Oct 9, 2021 18:53
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I can only bench like 120 but I can TK over 3 tons.
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Oct 9, 2021 18:57
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Work your upper core, like you are using an invisible boxing bag.
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Oct 9, 2021 19:09
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lost too many games of red rover i guess
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Big deal, I can bench 240 kilos. I know this because one time I fell over and I had to push myself up off the ground
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hexbars are loving nightmares
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Oct 9, 2021 21:00
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Junk posted:holy poo poo its x jakk
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numberoneposter posted:My signature move is reverse doggy style. rear end to rear end?
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X JAKK posted:Why be a pornstar, I mean there is so much stopping for lighting adjustments and discussions with the camera operators you can never really get into it, and staying hard just becomes a chore, you think itll feel alright inside but she's a professional, theres been a lot bigger things than you in there today and you can feel it, speaking of which, can we talk about anal? I know everyone is all cross eyed grinny about the tightness of the sphincter, but once youre past that its just poking your dingle in a rubbery baggy fleshhose that probably has flakes of poo poo in it, and while its fun at times, it is vastly overrated. And what is all this POV crap deluging every feed, does noone have an appreciation for decent camera work anymore? I watched a 70's porno the other day, they have a whole goddamn orchestra, its just the lack of effort that perturbs me, the absence of soul, of being part of something greater than yourself. Thats why I cant get off anymore, an absence of cinematographic integrity. HOLY poo poo THE LEGEND RETURNS 
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X JAKK posted:Why be a pornstar, I mean there is so much stopping for lighting adjustments and discussions with the camera operators you can never really get into it, and staying hard just becomes a chore, you think itll feel alright inside but she's a professional, theres been a lot bigger things than you in there today and you can feel it, speaking of which, can we talk about anal? I know everyone is all cross eyed grinny about the tightness of the sphincter, but once youre past that its just poking your dingle in a rubbery baggy fleshhose that probably has flakes of poo poo in it, and while its fun at times, it is vastly overrated. And what is all this POV crap deluging every feed, does noone have an appreciation for decent camera work anymore? I watched a 70's porno the other day, they have a whole goddamn orchestra, its just the lack of effort that perturbs me, the absence of soul, of being part of something greater than yourself. Thats why I cant get off anymore, an absence of cinematographic integrity.  xjakk is back baby
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Until OP shows what he’s working with I’m not providing any support.
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Robo Reagan posted:op is so tryhard and wont shut the gently caress up so hell be perfect for the douchy guy in every porn you skip five seconds in when they start talking Now that I think about it, OP can just sign up to one of those websites like Only Fans if he wants people to pay him for showing off his gross dad bod. That's his only option if he doesn't want to get shat on figuratively and literally.
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Can we please stop devaluing the term "Pornstar?" No, shooting a sex vid on your phone and uploading it to youporn does not make you a Pornstar Posting nudes or masturbating on cam on only fans does not make you a Pornstar If you have companies producing silicone replicas of your sex parts, then we can start discussing whether you can be called a Pornstar 
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Oct 10, 2021 01:56
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bigduck posted:-I'm hot, the first time I went to club a random girl went up to me and grabbed my rear end... I've gotten "gently caress me right now" messages on tinder pics or it didn't happen
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Oct 10, 2021 01:57
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Wifi Toilet posted:If you have companies producing silicone replicas of your sex parts, then we can start discussing whether you can be called a Pornstar Like OP has any chance of reaching this level.
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Oct 10, 2021 02:00
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I meant pics of the pretty big dick. Now is is it a pretty, big, dick, or a pretty-big dick?
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bigduck posted:magnum condoms are a meme i have a big enough dick to "need one" and regular ones fit me fine LOL did you know condom sized relate to girth and not length? How are you going to be successful in porn when you don't know poo poo about girth This is just basically telling us you have a long rear end spaghetti noodle wiener Your porn name is Mac A. Roni
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Wifi Toilet posted:Can we please stop devaluing the term "Pornstar?" Hey, I'm a pornstar! 
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