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Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

X JAKK posted:

Thats why I cant get off anymore, an absence of cinematographic integrity.

holy shiit X JAKK slides back into GBS out of loving nowhere. how's it going buddy? when are we getting Awful Fantasy 2021 w/ HD textures? didn't you stiick a ballpoiint pen in your penis and post pictures on the forums a few decades ago, or was that friggybum?

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Unfortunately they don’t make condoms in my size. Micropenis life.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I want to see the penis

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I know someone who does an onlyfans and cam stuff - she started after losing her job at the beginning of the pandemic, and basically the first 6 months were spamming photos in enough places to get noticed and now that she is popular its working 60 hour weeks talking to subscribers to maintain the parasocial relationships that feed her

She makes about £6k a month from it though,

Could be a good route to go down OP, especially if you have a bugdick. Just post it on entomology forums and off you go

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Is the OP a Darkpreist re-reg or something?

Wasn't that guy also demonstrably nuts?

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
True, I just use old newspaper bags.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

I wasn't going to click on this thread because honestly who wants to read about a GBS poster's porn career

I'm so happy I got bored during my meetings this morning

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Sophy Wackles posted:

Unfortunately they don’t make condoms in my size. Micropenis life.

https://www.amazon.com/Disposable-Finger-Approx-205PCS-Fingertips-Protective/dp/B00URIW2B0

You're welcome.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



OP hang dong for us yet?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Mods give me clearance and I'll post dong in OP's absence. I won't say or promise whose dong(s) it might be.

Make this thread worthwhile.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I hope it's demon dong, that infernal mystery still hasn't been solved

fcc compliant bob
Jan 15, 2006

The must un-fantastic avitar on the forum (guranteed!)
I pop my cam on in on my own CB and other cam sites and have girls with 300+ members masturbating to me. While not absolutely provable without getting called out or doxed in some negative way here, I'm telling the absolute truth. I used to make money on CB. But then I did a couples video. I didn't upload their ID as proof of age and can no longer earn tokens. When I do go out looking for tail, I put in minimal effort. Whether or not that's a result of my complacency or a bad thing is really entirely up to me.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



If I didn't have family I'd do porn in a heartbeat, well, I'd try but probably wouldn't get hired.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

fcc compliant bob posted:

I pop my cam on in on my own CB and other cam sites and have girls with 300+ members masturbating to me. While not absolutely provable without getting called out or doxed in some negative way here, I'm telling the absolute truth. I used to make money on CB. But then I did a couples video. I didn't upload their ID as proof of age and can no longer earn tokens. When I do go out looking for tail, I put in minimal effort. Whether or not that's a result of my complacency or a bad thing is really entirely up to me.

We got a live one here folks

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

fcc compliant bob posted:

girls with 300+ members masturbating to me

what

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

fcc compliant bob posted:

girls with 300+ members masturbating to me

Genetic engineering finally giving the people what they want.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Do they have 300 hands also

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Ventral EggSac posted:

Do they have 300 hands also

Or is it more like this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1R8Rx2db9c

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

A detailed critique of your first post ITT, OP. Pllease study it closely. It will help you.

bigduck posted:

-I'm hot, the first time I went to club a random girl went up to me and grabbed my rear end...

Sad. Still living on the memory of that one time a drunken "girl" molested you, years later.

bigduck posted:

- I've gotten "gently caress me right now" messages on tinder

Gotta love bots. Try GrindR, maybe?

bigduck posted:

-I have a pretty big dick

Maybe one day, after many years work on yourself, you'll get to use it. And it doesn't matter much that it's not very big.

bigduck posted:

-Not in great shape now, but I bench 240 and hex bar deadlift 355

No, you don't. You did, way back when. You're not in great shape now.

bigduck posted:

-I am legitimately an intellectual...

Wow, and you sound just like a rather thick wanker.

bigduck posted:

... and have marketable skills that I went to college for and have been working on since

Unemployed, hunh. I'm afraid women don't like that.

bigduck posted:

-I just don't give a gently caress about anything anymore gently caress this gay earth

Great attitude, it will get you a long way. At least you have earth to gently caress.

bigduck posted:

gonna get in great shape and post poo poo here later, should take 6-18 months

Looking forward to your success in 15-20 years time, assuming your ego will let you get there. Thughts and prayers. :)

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think loving the earth might be a hot new porn market for someone to corner. Just dig a hole and go to town

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Big fat guy who benches 240 and hex deadlifts 355 (lol) realizes everyone who looks at him just sees a fat guy

Dads Dip Cup
Aug 13, 2009

Grimey Drawer

Colonel Cancer posted:

I think loving the earth might be a hot new porn market for someone to corner. Just dig a hole and go to town

"Shapely celestial beauty teased by ten million cocks"

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Colonel Cancer posted:

I think loving the earth might be a hot new porn market for someone to corner. Just dig a hole and go to town

You're incredibly naive if you think there's anything left on Earth that someone hasn't hosed on camera. Including the Earth.

fcc compliant bob
Jan 15, 2006

The must un-fantastic avitar on the forum (guranteed!)

Ventral EggSac posted:

Do they have 300 hands also

Cam girls with 300 or more viewers in their rooms. Sorry if that wasn't clear enough. Just to add to the pile on troll bait on here, they're smoking white hot 9+ cam models I get off for free with any time.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I got a big dick a pretty face and a motorcycle sign me up.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

CPL593H posted:

You're incredibly naive if you think there's anything left on Earth that someone hasn't hosed on camera. Including the Earth.

Ain't nobody hosed a geyser or the deepest cleft of the Mariana Trench :smuggo:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Mans reach should exceed his grasp, else what's heaven for?

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CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Ain't nobody hosed a geyser or the deepest cleft of the Mariana Trench :smuggo:

Wrong! Subscribe to my Only Fans.

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