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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Time to flex on apartment dwellers.

Rules:
1) Open the "main" door of your garage (main being the big one)
2 Take a picture without moving, re-arranging, or cleaning anything)
3) Post
4) Shame others with inferior garages

To start things off, everyone make fun of my disgustingly cluttered garage that probably couldn't fit a bicycle, let alone my car:



And the same garage from the backside:

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You may be a hoarder op

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
Clearly it fits a bicycle what kinda poo poo you trying to pull op?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Do you even vlog??

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
I have a shed, that I never go in. What lurks there may never be known

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

DrBouvenstein posted:

Time to flex on apartment dwellers.

Rules:
1) Open the "main" door of your garage (main being the big one)
2 Take a picture without moving, re-arranging, or cleaning anything)
3) Post
4) Shame others with inferior garages

To start things off, everyone make fun of my disgustingly cluttered garage that probably couldn't fit a bicycle, let alone my car:



And the same garage from the backside:


wood, hehe ehhee heh he..wood

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
My garage has a car in it. Weird, I know

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

il give you $15 for the compressor tank op

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Smugworth posted:

il give you $15 for the compressor tank op

$35 firm, lightly used, great condition, no low-ballers I know what I got!

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

stop being lazy and case house targets yourself op

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MRC48B posted:

stop being lazy and case house targets yourself op

well that was a funny post

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


A garage? Wow 1%er thread.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
The mattress isn't usually there

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

oh dope posted:

The mattress isn't usually there



where is it usually?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

where is it usually?

I assume directly underneath a dead hooker.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Honestly it sounds like you wanna have your poo poo stolen OP

This is terrible OPSEC

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
I live in an upside down trough, no garage sry OP

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DrBouvenstein posted:

I assume directly underneath a dead hooker.

huh, in my experience the dead hooker is usually on the mattress

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Post your carports, ‘necks.

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
I think this threads going real well so far

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

where is it usually?

Honestly, I'm not sure.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

oh dope posted:

Honestly, I'm not sure.

it is your garage and mattress? How are not sure where it usually is?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


DrBouvenstein posted:

$35 firm, lightly used, great condition, no low-ballers I know what I got!

fine, pm sent

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

DrBouvenstein posted:

I assume directly underneath a dead hooker.

It's propped up against the pile of dead hookers in order to conceal said pile of dead hookers.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


 
 
 
 
 
 

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh



Just got back from vacation and as soon as I finish some work on the Jeep, I'm going to figure out what the hell to do with that stupid Intex pool.

Then, between the Triumph and the green kid's dune buggy, you can see the haul from the latest dreaded "Hey, Kirk. Your mom and I have some stuff from the attic/garage you probably want (I don't) and you can sell what you don't want"-phone call that includes a cast (aluminum?) International peddle tractor from the 70s, a stack of shop manuals for 50s to 80s cars, and a late 80s Schwinn kid's mountain bike that was my brother's. Always a great time.

I was just parking two of the vehicles in here before vacation....

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Oct 10, 2021

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I thought you weren't allowed to post goatse?

moparacker
May 8, 2007


Is that a KillBoy picture I see hanging?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

moparacker posted:

Is that a KillBoy picture I see hanging?

Good eye! It's the Triumph Daytona back in 2008 when it had the fairings on it. They're in the attic now and it spends its days pretending to be a Speed Triple.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Kirk Vikernes posted:



Just got back from vacation and as soon as I finish some work on the Jeep, I'm going to figure out what the hell to do with that stupid Intex pool.

Then, between the Triumph and the green kid's dune buggy, you can see the haul from the latest dreaded "Hey, Kirk. Your mom and I have some stuff from the attic/garage you probably want (I don't) and you can sell what you don't want"-phone call that includes a cast (aluminum?) International peddle tractor from the 70s, a stack of shop manuals for 50s to 80s cars, and a late 80s Schwinn kid's mountain bike that was my brother's. Always a great time.

I was just parking two of the vehicles in here before vacation....

How you doin'?
:corrupt:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i live in an apartment op so i can't do this for you sorry

xdirtypinkox
Aug 12, 2004

And it gets easier as I pass the Edward Scissorhands village where privileged white kids date rape girls and taunt me in their SUV's.
I have a carport at my home its where I anchor my road ship while in port.

moparacker
May 8, 2007

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Good eye! It's the Triumph Daytona back in 2008 when it had the fairings on it. They're in the attic now and it spends its days pretending to be a Speed Triple.

Nice. I rode a friend's Daytona and it was a just a bit too small for a my 6'1" self. Loved the sound though.

How often do you make it back to The Dragon?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Im the two small models of the Eiffel Tower.

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Good eye! It's the Triumph Daytona back in 2008 when it had the fairings on it. They're in the attic now and it spends its days pretending to be a Speed Triple.

Nice speedtona! I had an 04 Daytona. Worst bike I ever owned

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

moparacker posted:

Nice. I rode a friend's Daytona and it was a just a bit too small for a my 6'1" self. Loved the sound though.

How often do you make it back to The Dragon?

Unfortunately, just the once. My brother and I did just over 2700 miles in 8 days that included riding from IN to OH, WV, and MD, DE and then south to the Chesapeake Bay Tunnel Bridge and on to the Blue Ridge Pkwy, the Cherohala Skyway, and the dragon. The route was kind of botched because two guys bailed at the last minute and we cut out a couple days that included Atlantic City and patched the GPS track without completely redoing it in the little time we had.

Between getting married, kids, etc. sometimes it's hard to find 6-8 hours to get a good day ride in, but hopefully I'll make it back there someday.



Keeping with the theme of the thread, this is from the day we left for that trip out in front of my old open garage door. The blue ninja from the other pic is just inside the door in it's as-purchased state back in 2008. My wife's old Suzuki GS550 is sitting next to it but you can only see the handlebars.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Arson Daily posted:

Nice speedtona! I had an 04 Daytona. Worst bike I ever owned

Lol...I bought this new in 2000 and someone will have to pry it from my cold, dead hands...unless I find a killer deal on a white KTM RC8 and that might finally do it.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
My garage is open, but hidden behind so many cars

manpurse
Mar 19, 2007
Do you like comic books? I dont but I have like 16000 in my garage

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

oh dope posted:

The mattress isn't usually there



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

where is it usually?

DrBouvenstein posted:

I assume directly underneath a dead hooker.

oh dope posted:

Honestly, I'm not sure.

Calling the police rn.

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