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Looks like I sent a bunch of all caps texts to friends and co-workers last night that all read "GET hosed BAMA". I don't really remember doing this and I wasn't drinking last night.
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Oct 10, 2021 14:05
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sportsgenius86 posted:Steele Chambers Goddamn, that's such a good name.
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Oct 11, 2021 02:26
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whos that broooown posted:As a fan of a team that won their last title with their 3rd string qb, unironically yes. I just heard Gus Johnson's voice in my head saying "CAR. DALE. JONES."
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Oct 11, 2021 03:10
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I woke up today laughing because Iowa took a knee with two and a half minutes left or whatever just to get one more soul-crushing punt in. And then I laughed more because Alabama lost to the loving Aggies. I might enjoy this Monday.
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Oct 11, 2021 14:27
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MourningView posted:This is like the second intentional safety in the 6-4 game in that it definitely only happened because Kirk Ferentz is incredibly bad at math and game theory but it's much funnier to imagine it as a "gently caress you, you're not moving the ball" to the opposing offense. Yes, it choose to live in the timeline where Ferentz just slipped another stick of gum into his mouth and said to himself "All according to keikaku." Then he leaned over to the ref and said "Keikaku means plan."
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Oct 11, 2021 15:19
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Farking Bastage posted:Someone made the joke in the GDT that of all places, Penn State should be able to recognize rhythmic slapping I made that point, but someone also rightly pointed out that they probably heard it, but were ignoring it.
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Oct 11, 2021 15:39
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The Notorious ZSB posted:No one really thinks Kentucky will hang with Georgia do they? Do they? No, but that's not going ng to stop me from screaming "WILDCATS, BITCH! WOOOOO!" every play
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Oct 11, 2021 16:47
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Ehud posted:Avoiding double digit pre-snap penalties is one idea. Penn State coaching staff is furiously writing this nugget down.
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Oct 11, 2021 20:03
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a neat cape posted:https://twitter.com/jloose128/status/1447242059694415880?t=3SihBNgn6WaEKqJSev35Hw&s=19 I still prefer the version of this map idea where teams take over the territory of the school they defeated.
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Oct 11, 2021 21:58
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Bird in a Blender posted:I knew ISU was going to be low on that list because Matt Campbell tends to play things pretty conservatively, and it drives me nuts sometimes. LOL at Iowa at the bottom though. Ferentz never saw a punt opportunity he didn't like. I bet there were a few good times for Iowa to go for it on Saturday and right when everyone assumed the offense was ready to stay on the field, a dark cloud formed over Kirk's head and he said in like six voices "No. Give me a PUNT."
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Oct 12, 2021 15:13
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That OSU-Sparty game a few years back wasn't quite enough, but mark my words, a Big Ten game will soon have enough punts to spawn a new Chaos god.
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Oct 12, 2021 15:20
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Spacemonkey57 posted:You'll have to be more specific on which 17-16 OSU-Sparty game you mean. I'm thinking of the one from like 2018? I dunno, time loses meaning. I think Urbz was still in charge. It was the one where Drue Chrisman was landing balls around the 5 so consistently, Michigan State took an intentional safety on a punt to give themselves better field position after the next OSU punt and Chrisman dropped the ball inside the 5 so Sparty started further back than the intentional safety drive. It's just burned in my head because I'd never seen a punter named as player the game by the announcing crew, but they had literally no one else they could get highlights of. Just a joyless slog that broke my brain.
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Oct 12, 2021 15:58
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wa27 posted:Was this the Nebraska game? They talked about it so much I started to think the announcers had some sort of endorsement deal for it. What would you rather talk about - a two pound burrito, or Nebraska football?
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Oct 13, 2021 11:52
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PostNouveau posted:lol I wanna pop it.
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Oct 13, 2021 18:20
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Joey Freshwater posted:https://twitter.com/UCF_Football/status/1448005800815955971?s=20 I'm glad these are for the Memphis game so I don't have to root against those rad uniforms on Saturday while screaming about binturongs.
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Oct 14, 2021 03:20
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Excited to see either A) A #2 Cincy or B) How the polls screw Cincy.
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Oct 16, 2021 23:29
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EvilBlackRailgun posted:All All frauds except for the mighty Cincinnati Bearcat
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Oct 16, 2021 23:44
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Spacemonkey57 posted:the year the spot was good Please use proper capitalization. Or translate it to latin and redo the calendar with that as Year 1
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General Dog posted:Good on Rolovich for going out with a couple of wins if tonight was indeed his last game. It turns out that you do not, in fact, gotta hand it to him.
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