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The sea is where its at. The deepest oceans, the vastest earthly expanses of water. Seems everyone is too scared for that, though.
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Oct 10, 2021 10:57
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:pity reply Pity to those who cant refute up my argument, sure.
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Oct 10, 2021 11:00
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THey know whats in the sea, they're going into space to get farther away from this guy 
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Oct 10, 2021 11:05
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This reminds me of those ripoffs of space movies or tv shows "except in the ocean so it's better" like SeaQuest or Leviathan. Not exactly helpful for your case.
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Oct 10, 2021 11:08
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There's too much pressure, no one wants to go.
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Oct 10, 2021 11:09
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What the heck am I supposed to do when I get to the bottom? Seems boring
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Oct 10, 2021 11:24
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gently caress yeah. No one will ever be badass like Captain Nemo 
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Oct 10, 2021 11:24
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:This reminds me of those ripoffs of space movies or tv shows "except in the ocean so it's better" like SeaQuest or Leviathan. Yeah they existed to pat the back of cowards
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Oct 10, 2021 11:27
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I'm here for you. All these star gazing idiots can look up at the sky and their lovely dead space lights and dumb pointless planets and go "Ooh wouldn't it be cool if we could do something with that", loving make-a-wish fantasy horseshit you're not going to space so who the hell cares? Buh buh buh telecommunication! Satellites and poo poo!! Yeah sweet do you see where that's gotten us politically? Space causes nazis and if popular media is to be believed will harbour them too. You know what is right here and available for anyone to enjoy, which you can interact with and explore with nothing more than your lungs and the determination to do so? Yeah bitch it's the sea. Our planet is more of it than land and guess what? You'll interact with more sea than your proletariat rear end ever will get to with space. You can see the amazing diverse ecosystem that exists in its own little reality and all the cute seahorses and turtles and amazing sharks and funny crabs are there living their tiny lives. Here's what we do to them: poo poo all over them and ruin it. Whales are one of this planet's greatest marvels and we can't even protect them right so gently caress it, even if I cared about space why the hell should we deserve it? Oh yeah and if you like space you're automatically lumped in with Elon Musk worshippers and when the sea rises to claim our wretched lives you'll be surrounded by people saluting our guffawing oppressors blasting themselves out into the empty void of the stars, cheering as we drown
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Oct 10, 2021 11:41
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Space and the sea aren't in, like, a competition with each other or anything
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Oct 10, 2021 11:44
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Space and the sea aren't in, like, a competition with each other or anything Some really stupid people have decided they are. If it wasn't for Space we would've found Atlantis, be riding living Megalodons, and built floating cities on "The Bloop" by now.
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Oct 10, 2021 11:51
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Space: Im basically a drone controlled by ground control and I float around and come home The Ocean: I will die at any minute
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Oct 10, 2021 11:51
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Heh
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Oct 10, 2021 11:51
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I want more Colossal squid adventures featuring the Moby dick.
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Oct 10, 2021 12:26
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Bismuth posted:THey know whats in the sea, they're going into space to get farther away from this guy
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Oct 10, 2021 12:29
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UNDAH DA SEA
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Space and the sea aren't in, like, a competition with each other or anything loving centrist
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Oct 10, 2021 13:10
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Boner M posted:The sea is where its at. I cant decide whether this post would be better keelhauled, sunk to the bottom of the ocean, or shot into the infinite blackness of space or the sun.
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Oct 10, 2021 13:40
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BigBadSteve posted:I cant decide whether this post would be better keelhauled, sunk to the bottom of the ocean, or shot into the infinite blackness of space or the sun. Send me to the sea, with the beasts and the darkness and the lost wisdom of humanity...at least I wont be a coward.
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Oct 10, 2021 13:44
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:pitiful reply
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Oct 10, 2021 13:46
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Sea sucks, you gotta drill holes underground instead.
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Oct 10, 2021 13:47
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Colonel Cancer posted:Sea sucks, you gotta drill holes underground instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMebLhTvXOc
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Oct 10, 2021 13:48
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Space and the sea aren't in, like, a competition with each other or anything YES THEY loving ARE! 
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Oct 10, 2021 13:49
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This is how bioshock happens
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Oct 10, 2021 13:49
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Yeah there's a sick concert 9 miles down and you're invited if you BYOD
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Oct 10, 2021 13:53
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the ocean = earths toilet
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Oct 10, 2021 13:57
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Whales poo poo and piss in there
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Oct 10, 2021 13:58
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The ocean is in space
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Oct 10, 2021 13:58
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On the other hand space is too big and far away for us to gently caress up. At this point the Marianas trench is half full of used condoms and Red Bull cans.
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Oct 10, 2021 15:35
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space is a sea of stars you're making no drat sense op get it together
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Oct 10, 2021 15:58
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Whales are basically the Crystal Entities of the sea, swimming around with their mouth open killing millions. Picard or Nemo or whoever should stop thinking about rules and torpedo them all asap
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Oct 10, 2021 16:04
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Throw our garbage in space
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Oct 10, 2021 16:05
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I call my butt crack the Mariana Trench, because there are worms in there that live off my thermal venting.
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Oct 10, 2021 16:07
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As long as you're not in with those jerks from pod 6, the sea is where it's at.
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Oct 10, 2021 16:13
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Pimpcasso posted:Throw our garbage in space https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooB5iIqZnB0
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Oct 10, 2021 16:15
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The closest potentially habitable exoplanet is like 20 light years away. A better use of resources would be to launch predatory capitalists directly into the sun.
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Oct 11, 2021 06:01
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I don't this you should build anything on The Bloop idk if they would like it
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Oct 11, 2021 06:07
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We always see these deep sea critures up on the surface and they are either dead or on their way to death. They just aren't used to surviving at this kind of pressure and in actuality arent so blobby and black and fangorious. It's a little like being dragged out of bed by your feet and you haven't put on any makeup. I assure you, these creatures are beautoful starlets much like Cary Grant or Lauren Bacall, just not at this depth.
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I am the Ocean Mother. My dark palace awaits in the deepest waters when you see the end and keep going. When nothing exists then my everything does. There is no water, or air, or light in my palace. It exists to consume you. In this place you will fall into yourself, collapsing and expanding at once. The truest part of the deepest waters is the essence of space. It consumes all and it eternally exists within that space and every other space. Every inch of the ocean is every inch of space, a reflection of itself. The ocean is not worse or better than space. They are one and the same. They are where we are forced together and torn apart, lonely in close proximity forever. You can't escape it. It consumes. It beckons. And it will become you. Just like YO MAMA!
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