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What's your favorite form of points!
This poll is closed.
Touchdown! 4 9.52%
Field Goal! 0 0%
Extra Point! 1 2.38%
Safety! 20 47.62%
As a nihilist I prefer this remains pointless 17 40.48%
Total: 42 votes
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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Josh Allen's taste in music seems more suited to someone who's 20 years older than I am, let alone how old he is.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Mystic Stylez posted:

what's he into? Steely Dan?

His pregame playlist was all like Elvis and that era of stuff. I didn't have the sound on, just saw the graphic and was like what?

https://twitter.com/ByNateTaylor/status/1447334453479620610

Chiefs D is going to be even worse than normal, aside from Jones Charvarius Ward is one of their better corners.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I just walked outside and there's nothing happening yet, still don't think most of it is going to hit until after the game.

I mean it'll rain a bunch, just...the worst is going to be overnight.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Local weather dude:

https://twitter.com/glezak/status/1447352288125800451

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Woulda been nice to hit that one.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Friendly spot? No that looks pretty solid.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Pat's off a bit so far.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Quiet Feet posted:

DeMarcus Robinson is just a really huggy guy. Just exudes "hug me" energy he can't help it.

Wasn't his deal coming out of college getting suspended for a bunch of weed stuff? Checks out if so.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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No Butt Stuff posted:

How did offensive holding turn in to 1st and 5?

Spot of the foul was 15 yards past the line I assume.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I cannot emphasize enough how much I do not enjoy when the Chiefs defense has to play.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Mystic Stylez posted:

Has Allen ever beaten Mahomes' Chiefs or has it been repeated ownage like Lamar suffered?

They've lost every time to Mahomes but the Chiefs and Bills oddly play each other every goddamned year for like the last 15 and the games are usually pretty painful for both sides.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Wonderful.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Weak call, but I'm not complaining I guess.

That's grounding on the next play though.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Whew get Willie Gay out of that situation, no need to be as heated as he looked there.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Can't believe AJ Klein is still around.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Rick Grimes posted:

And attempting to cover Kelce, ugh

I thought he was kind of a nice story, making a career for a while.

Why he's managed to last this long is beyond me though.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

bean mom posted:

is kansas city even a playoff team this year

I have bad news for your hating rear end in all likelihood despite the defense.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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AndrewP posted:

will Mahomes plz unleash the dragon i'm getting bored

Well not quite but that was something, and it was to Josh Gordon?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I'm still very curious why CEH is not a better receiving back. I really thought he was going to tear things up with Andy Reid scheming him into space.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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bean mom posted:

im sorry, im lashing out because i hate that theres even a baseball team in tampa bay

This is fair.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Codependent Poster posted:

Yeah nobody bought the fake confusion thing because it just came from out of a timeout. And you can't take another timeout too.

I think this stuff is Bienemy, which...while yeah no one should buy it ever it strikes me as less annoying acting than we usually get in football?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I appreciate that drop, thank you Singletary. Otherwise someone would have had to try to tackle you and I don't like the odds.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Be willing to bet money the guy screaming at Diggs from the sideline was the S&C coach on that third down pickup.

...and here's the Chiefs D I know.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Chinatown posted:

im leaning a burger or taco bell. unfortunately there is no Arby's in my area.

Also Chefs secondary is rear end

Whew let me introduce you to their front seven.

That was a pretty pass though.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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A big flaming stink posted:

Was that a great play by the receiver is just the chiefs defense being the chiefs defense

Solid job on both sides of this equation in the end.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I'd almost rather be in third and 8 because if you have third and two Andy is tempted to take the ball out of Mahomes hand.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I was really worried about that getting to the second level when I saw it was a run and how the Chiefs were lined up.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I do not like Daniel Sorensen. I do not like playing Daniel Sorensen over a much faster and better in coverage safety. I do not like many things.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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A big flaming stink posted:

Is arrowhead an open stadium?

Yeah.

There were ancient plans for a rolling roof to cover it or move over to Kauffman which is right beside it, but no one ever wanted to pay for things.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Lance of Llanwyln posted:

Our defense is completely baffled by mobile QBs, like they’ve never seen one before.

This always confuses me. Like not just mobile QBs, but like when you constantly practice against any type of thing that your offense does really well.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Relentlessboredomm posted:

Where is the stadium bc that's about ~30 mins out from covering the center of the city

It's towards the top of that little box in the Southeast of that picture kinda. Storm is a ways away still.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Oh hey, Sorensen getting torched again. Cool. Bills get the ball after the half. Cool.

BRING ON THE GODDAMNED STORM DELAY.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Epic High Five posted:

he covered him for like 10 yards, what else could he have done

I mean this is batting above average for him to be fair. He's so bad.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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sweet thursday posted:

Mahomes is running funny. Looks like.. fast scooting

This has always been the case, he just has a weird gait.

Proud of myself for using the right version of gate vs gait.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I think that's a catch?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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The pointing would make a good gif.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Haha, Kelce wanted to lateral that. I'm glad he didn't get the chance to.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Mystic Stylez posted:

Mahomes seems a little off on passes he wouldn't usually miss. What if it's a doppelganger???

He's been mostly good despite some vile calumny you may read, the picks have generally been yolo poo poo when the defense set him up to have to try something or other.

But yeah he's off tonight.

What the hell was that kickoff?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Dango Bango posted:

A guy died in a parking lot shooting at a game I went to a few years ago

Was this the one where someone drunkenly got into the wrong truck and fell asleep? Then got shot or stabbed for doing so?

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Chinatown posted:

are there walking vendors because my mlb team didnt have them this year because of COVID and it sucked poo poo having to hoof it for a fukin bag of peanuts or whatever

If your peanut vendor is worth anything you don't have to get within 30 yards of him.

Although passing money down the line to pay him is probably not the safest thing with COVID either.

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