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It’s canon per the latest comic book.
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Ok good
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Idk what’s so super about him. He’s just a man to me. Who wears spandex. And prances about. 
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Oct 12, 2021 02:47
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bout time he hopped on a big juicy cock
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Oct 12, 2021 02:48
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Superman isn't even a human so wouldn't all his sex be interspecies or some poo poo like that
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Honestly idk if he even likes chicks. Like Lois lane is practically always just holding her flaps open for him and he’s all like “durrrr huh huh brb gotta put my tights on and prance about”. 
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Oct 12, 2021 02:51
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Cool I guess? Does he still have laser eyes?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W54Y0cn78NY
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Jon Kent, who is Superman’s son from another universe that got time traveled to be a teen who is now temporarily Superman because the real Superman is trapped in space or something is bisexual.
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I mean, we all knew. Right?
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we know
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Oct 12, 2021 03:07
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He a bitch
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plus he's a cousin fucker (not that im saying being bisexual is bad or compared to incest) (please i have a family)
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I heard he is gonna suck off batmn in the next mov8e and then COVID from the "bad bat meat"
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Oct 12, 2021 03:09
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same
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Smugworth posted:I mean, we all knew. Right? So he hit on you too? He told me I was the only one!
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epic 2012 username posted:It’s canon per the latest comic book. Good for them op.
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Nooner posted:I heard he is gonna suck off batmn in the next mov8e and then COVID from the "bad bat meat" The Asylum proudly presents...
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Oct 12, 2021 03:14
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Tired: Batman Vs. Superman Wired: Batman/Superman
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Oct 12, 2021 03:18
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Do you think maybe some close minded people will not let their son dress up as Halloween now
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Tired: Batman Vs. Superman Batman in Superman.
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Oct 12, 2021 03:23
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CPL593H posted:Batman in Superman: Dawn of Just Us fixed
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You'd have to be real careful spending the night with Superman. That super b-hole could rip your dick clean off.
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epic 2012 username posted:Do you think maybe some close minded people will not let their son dress up as Halloween now No Michael Myers is still safe. And the only Bat-dick this "Superman" is allowed to suck is alternate future Tim Drake Bat-Robin because something something corporate shareholders or whatever.
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Every bisexual person I know has their personal insignia emblazoned on the chest of all their shirts. Surprised it took them so long to confirm it with such huge hints
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MackAddie posted:You'd have to be real careful spending the night with Superman. That super b-hole could rip your dick clean off. You have to use a red Kryptonite condom.
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Oct 12, 2021 03:51
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unfortunately Superman's super strong anal muscles would chop the dick off anybody who tried like one of those cigar clippers
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Oct 12, 2021 03:51
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You think I care I do some bi erasure on superman
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It's true. https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2021/oct/11/superman-bisexual-dc-comics Nooner posted:I heard he is gonna suck off batmn in the next mov8e and then COVID from the "bad bat meat" Superman vs Batman 2: Battle For The Most Prostate Orgasms
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Oct 12, 2021 04:11
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Buy sexual
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Oct 12, 2021 04:13
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but is he a top or a bottom
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just another posted:but is he a top or a bottom service vers
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Oct 12, 2021 04:16
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Superman got hit by omega beams one too many times iykwim
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:Jon Kent, who is Superman’s son from another universe that got time traveled to be a teen who is now temporarily Superman because the real Superman is trapped in space or something is bisexual. I'm glad we cleared that up
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Oct 12, 2021 04:30
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Guess Superman is a fairy after all. Flying around in pantyhose and all.
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Dc or marvel or whatever: superman is gay now or whatever lol please give us more money 
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:You think I care I do some bi erasure on superman as a cartoon character superman is used to being erased
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Oct 12, 2021 04:51
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Superman's new theme : Bring me to life.
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Suck all the kryptonite out of my rear end in a top hat
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