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who wpuld win a sex fight, robocop or superman? click the link in my bio to find out.
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BigBadSteve posted:It's true. quote:The Man of Steel will be in a same-sex relationship while combatting the climate crisis and protesting against the deportation of refugees lmao
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Oct 12, 2021 05:19
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This is still less gay than the time he was made of electricity or whatever
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Oct 12, 2021 06:21
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CPL593H posted:You have to use a red Kryptonite condom. And you can't just run down to the 7-11 in a drunken haze after a good rub and tug session to get those. Lots of planning needed to sex up Supes.
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Oct 12, 2021 06:50
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Meet me at the 7-11 and ill show you where the secret lies
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Oct 12, 2021 07:16
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Was expecting the Clark Kent Superman because any straight man or lesbian would turn bisexual if they hang out with Batman for 5 minutes.
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Bronze Fonz posted:Suck all the kryptonite out of my rear end in a top hat It looks like their flesh is fusing
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Oct 12, 2021 17:10
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sigher posted:lmao "Protesting"? He should be giving all of ICE cancer with X-ray vision
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Oct 12, 2021 17:11
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Can we be certain this won't turn out to be a pink kryptonite situation once they cave to the backlash?
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Oct 12, 2021 17:14
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Oct 12, 2021 17:19
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Someone post the Captin America pic where his chest is like 6 feet thick
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Oct 12, 2021 17:24
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Do you want force reckoning? I can't give it to you.
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Oct 12, 2021 17:27
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"Superman" was actually always a celebrity couple name like brangelina but no one noticed cause it's him and batman
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Oct 12, 2021 17:30
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epic 2012 username posted:Someone post the Captin America pic where his chest is like 6 feet thick I don't have it on hand but I do have this from another thread.  I also had another couple of images in my folder:  And this came from Spiderman; "Look for your reply in the thunder" DC is woke brain, Marvel broke brain. 
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Oct 12, 2021 17:42
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He's from Krypton, so he's not really bisexual or heterosexual, he's like aliensexual if he's banging anyone on Earth. I mean, is it even canon anywhere that Superman has a human shaped dick? We don't even know for sure what he's packing down there, he could have some kind of weird multi-tentacle/orifice thing going on.
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Oct 12, 2021 18:43
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Valko posted:I don't have it on hand but I do have this from another thread. It's just 50 pages of them doing sit ups.
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Oct 12, 2021 18:51
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my fave tv bisexuals are captain jack harkness and dr. o'hara off nurse jackie they should have a foursome with superman and yara greyjoy
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Oct 12, 2021 19:52
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epic 2012 username posted:It’s canon per the latest comic book. Superboy. Learn to read
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Oct 12, 2021 19:53
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StarkRavingMad posted:He's from Krypton, so he's not really bisexual or heterosexual, he's like aliensexual if he's banging anyone on Earth. he's got another face down there
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Oct 12, 2021 19:54
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Are you sure his face isn't his genitals? Alien biology and all
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Oct 12, 2021 20:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxAfDlxbfVk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZLYZ7jXZxM
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Oct 12, 2021 20:59
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StarkRavingMad posted:He's from Krypton, so he's not really bisexual or heterosexual, he's like aliensexual if he's banging anyone on Earth. Look, if a man makes love to male sheep only he is gay and a beastophile.
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Oct 12, 2021 21:00
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I doesn't matter if superman is trisexual, he still won't gently caress you, OP
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Bronze Fonz posted:Suck all the kryptonite out of my rear end in a top hat HELL YEAH! i'm masturbating furiously. thqt pink hair is HOT
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Oct 12, 2021 21:11
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superman gay so what
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Oct 12, 2021 21:21
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So does that mean Bizzaro is asexual or an incel?
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Oct 12, 2021 22:37
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Bonzo posted:So does that mean Bizzaro is asexual or an incel? It means he doesn't suck, he blows! The implications of that I'll leave up to your own imagination.
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Oct 12, 2021 23:20
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Can't we just have a universe where every sueper hero and villian is bi sexual and they all gently caress!>? is this too much to ask!
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Oct 12, 2021 23:27
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Fun fact, Superman has no genitals.
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Can't we just have a universe where every sueper hero and villian is bi sexual and they all gently caress!>? is this too much to ask! Welcome to Tumblr!
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Oct 12, 2021 23:37
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i wish superman would kiss me 
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Oct 12, 2021 23:50
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he's not even human, this means he's at least trisexual, maybe quad-sexual.
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Oct 12, 2021 23:53
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Superman should use his super speed to suck my dick
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Oct 13, 2021 00:48
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MackAddie posted:You'd have to be real careful spending the night with Superman. That super b-hole could rip your dick clean off. like a cigar cutter
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Oct 13, 2021 01:10
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runnypoops posted:Superman should use his super speed to suck my dick Maybe he already did
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Oct 13, 2021 01:11
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Superman's power is basically being able to do anything. Like, there's nothing he can't do. He's been known to develop powers or new abilities when the situation calls for it. So what I want to know is, can Superman gently caress himself?
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Slam Pajamas posted:he's not even human, this means he's at least trisexual, maybe quad-sexual. I bet if you open it there will be a smaller safe inside Cubone fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Oct 13, 2021 |
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Oct 13, 2021 01:26
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Superman can bump uglies with whomever he pleases
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Jose Oquendo posted:Superman's power is basically being able to do anything. Like, there's nothing he can't do. He's been known to develop powers or new abilities when the situation calls for it. That sounds more like something for the Flash. Run around the world fast enough to jam his dick in his own rear end before he leaves, causing a time paradox that wipes out the universe and creates a new one the real Big Bang he does this every Saturday
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