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Advanced aliens loving humans is bestiality and if someone tries to tell you otherwise they probably flew in on a saucer
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Jose Oquendo posted:Superman's power is basically being able to do anything. Like, there's nothing he can't do. He's been known to develop powers or new abilities when the situation calls for it. I'm hoping this is something they definitely address in future storylines. Out with the truth, D.C!
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Oct 13, 2021 04:40
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Meet me at the 7-11 and ill show you where the secret lies I'm not falling for that again. Last time you promised me a Slurpee and all I got was ... Oh wait...
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Oct 13, 2021 05:34
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im bi
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Oct 13, 2021 05:48
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what if he shoots lasers out of his but
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Oct 13, 2021 05:52
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Vim Fuego posted:im bi what’s it like kissing superman
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Oct 13, 2021 05:57
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I’m not bi but I do kiss my bros on the lips for at least 30 seconds whenever we see each other cuz they’re my boys, you know? I’d do anything for my boys. I’d suck them if they needed a suck. I would. They’re my bros, my suck and gently caress superstars.
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Oct 13, 2021 06:20
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Colonel Cancer posted:Advanced aliens loving humans is bestiality and if someone tries to tell you otherwise they probably flew in on a saucer Yeah I don’t think humans can consent to sex with advanced aliens.
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Oct 13, 2021 06:52
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Can't we just have a universe where every sueper hero and villian is bi sexual and they all gently caress!>? is this too much to ask! apparently this happens a lot in the boys but they left it out of the tv show adaptation
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Oct 13, 2021 06:55
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That's just super.
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Oct 13, 2021 08:11
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American comics trying to catch up to asian comics where all the characters are implied to be bisexual but it is never outright stated
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Oct 13, 2021 08:53
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Hmm will naruto kiss sasuke? Maybe. Wow he seems really mad about this. Wow are they gonna kiss OOPS no fakeout they both like girls out of nowhere hehe. Unless?
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Oct 13, 2021 08:53
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I'm not gay I only like ladies.
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Oct 13, 2021 08:54
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And then there's like Jojos where they don't even try to hide it. Bunch of extremely fit men being naked and hitting each other and being in love with each other, no female love interests at all except when it's someone's hot mom
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Oct 13, 2021 08:55
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I am super man and I will only have sex with super people. You better have super big dicks or super big tits or maybe super big both.
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Oct 13, 2021 08:58
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Sophy Wackles posted:Yeah I don’t think humans can consent to sex with advanced aliens. I think we can if we get uplifted and join their federation or something, some kind of evening-out of the power difference there
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Oct 13, 2021 13:47
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The one where Superman makes himself pregnant and he has to have an abortion.
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Oct 13, 2021 13:49
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Time to update the "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" essay
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Oct 13, 2021 13:51
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THE AWESOME GHOST posted:American comics trying to catch up to asian comics where all the characters are implied to be bisexual but it is never outright stated American Comics started out pretty gay. But then that Seduction of the Innocent essay really screwed things up. It got so much attention that there were far more people outraged about comics than there were people who read comics. They had to derail pretty much everything to try and convince the morality brigade that there was nothing gay going on.
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Oct 13, 2021 14:02
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Colonel Cancer posted:Advanced aliens loving humans is bestiality and if someone tries to tell you otherwise they probably flew in on a saucer It's true, humans are incapable of passing the Harkness Test
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Oct 13, 2021 14:19
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THE AWESOME GHOST posted:And then there's like Jojos where they don't even try to hide it. Bunch of extremely fit men being naked and hitting each other and being in love with each other, no female love interests at all except when it's someone's hot mom Here lies Kakyion He never scored
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Oct 13, 2021 14:27
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Superman is batsexual 
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Oct 13, 2021 15:22
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Supergayman could do better than anime hair boy
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Oct 13, 2021 15:25
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Reimagining Lex Luthor as super boyfriend after a bad breakup
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Oct 13, 2021 15:27
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runnypoops posted:Superman should use his super speed to suck my dick The Bloop posted:Maybe he already did What if there's actually no such thing as wet dreams. Every single time it's Superman. Lex Luthor was right.
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Oct 13, 2021 15:38
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Oct 13, 2021 20:00
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Finally I have a shot with Superman.
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Oct 13, 2021 21:12
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sigher posted:lmao
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Oct 13, 2021 21:38
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Tbh I thought superman was vocel
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Oct 13, 2021 21:40
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Superman used to jump the Empire State Building. Now he can Mr. Slave it. happyhippy fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Oct 13, 2021 |
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Oct 13, 2021 21:50
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Idk what’s so super about him. He’s just a man to me. Who wears spandex. And prances about. Well he can fly. But Powered Toast Man can fly backwards.
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Oct 13, 2021 21:53
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The real question is, who can take a hot load from superman and not die, Wonderwoman, Lobo, some of the New gods, who else?
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Oct 13, 2021 22:00
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I have trained to take Superman's seed by putting a pressure washer up my rear end and blasting my prostate with a little more PSI every day
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Oct 13, 2021 22:03
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WHY-EIEIEIE YEAAAAH SUPERMAN'S BI
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Oct 13, 2021 22:18
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Krypto is now Crypto and gets his powers from blockchain
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Oct 15, 2021 13:13
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We already knew this.
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Oct 15, 2021 13:50
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Remember Super Man loving? Cannibal Corpse remembers.
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Oct 15, 2021 13:56
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Im super gay.
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i feel like you're burying the lead herequote:the son of Clark Kent and Lois Lane i'm sorry what?
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