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WILDTURKEY101 posted:i was doing it with a friend and when we came back to earth my buddy described being a toybox and that he was making little toy soldiers. I had the EXACT same trip. weird poo poo. We did salvia when we were 18 in like 06 and I remember giving a speech to my assembled host of dark creatures a la Saruman. Turns out I just babbled incoherently at my buds from the deck for like 45 seconds. 
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kumba posted:there's more posts in this thread than votes. waht the gently caress Sorry I’m on mobile
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Oct 13, 2021 03:32
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voting and ranking inane internet poo poo has been a massive contributor to the death of the internet and I'm not about to participate
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:voting and ranking inane internet poo poo has been a massive contributor to the death of the internet and I'm not about to participate Real voting is the same too OP
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Kratom used to be really popular in my friend circle a few years ago. We were drinking that powdered poo poo mixed with a little bit of hot water so it wouldn't clump, and then topping the rest with orange or pineapple juice. It still clumped, and it still tasted awful. But we'd take it and go to movies, concerts, anything. I stopped because I really didn't like the feeling, especially combined with booze or weed. It would make my eyes go loopy like too much MDMA, and if I so much as had a single drag of a cigarette I'd get unbelievably nauseous. I went to see DFA1979 with a friend and we took some, and smoked, and I had to sit down through both of the opening sets, I was clammy and pale and very nauseous. Most of my friends stopped taking it when another friend OD'd and her heart briefly stopped. To be fair that could have been any one of the cocktail of drugs they were on that night though. RestingB1tchFace posted:It's fun to watch other people smoke it. I'll never forget my buddy sitting on the deck drooling into his hands like he just found treasure. Yeah I maintain that salvia is a drug you take so other people can have a good time. Both times I tried it when I was 19, I was not ready for the complete ego death and tearing open of the veil of the cosmos to reveal this monstrous and nefarious mechanical apparatus of gears running the universe. Both times I came out of it and people were laughing at me. Never again.
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Mister Speaker posted:Kratom used to be really popular in my friend circle a few years ago. We were drinking that powdered poo poo mixed with a little bit of hot water so it wouldn't clump, and then topping the rest with orange or pineapple juice. It still clumped, and it still tasted awful. But we'd take it and go to movies, concerts, anything. Man I drank a lot of beer and then drank some kratom and water and I was sick as hell for ~12 hours til I threw up at like 3pm the next day, -1/10 would not do again.
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Oct 13, 2021 04:37
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Something available at every seedy gas station I've ever been in.
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Oct 13, 2021 04:42
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I tried it a few times, but like it didn't actually do anything so I stopped and went back to coke.
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Oct 13, 2021 04:47
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Nooner posted:It makes you poo poo your pants according to tcc What doesnt tho
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Oct 13, 2021 05:28
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Pitdragon posted:its a good thing it only lasts like 10 minutes you only think that youre still on it now and havent come down yet im gay
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Oct 13, 2021 05:33
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roll a kratom blunt for max effect
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Oct 13, 2021 05:36
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I loving loved kratom when I first tried it because it completely killed my anxiety and then I developed a disgusting habit that I kept going for like 3 years until I realized I had constant mood swings and my anxiety was on average much worse. Now I'm off it and I'm not as nauseous all the time but my dick still doesn't work too good
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Oct 13, 2021 05:40
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who tf are all these people posting that kratom makes you poo poo yourself. the tcc thread title is what it is for a reason goddamn nothing will ever make you so constipated
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Oct 13, 2021 05:43
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Can you still buy poppy pods on ebay or did the feds shut that down?
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Oct 13, 2021 05:54
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Its crab lettuce
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Oct 13, 2021 06:22
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What the heck is kava kava
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:What the heck is kava kava Its like a giant potato
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:dude it's so physical. it feels like you're a jacket and you are being unzipped and splayed open like a deer for me it was like this grand revelation that what i could see in front of my eyeballs was just an elaborate film reel, and the salvia made it skip and shift to the side and i could see past the illusion and know what the universe was really like behind it. i understood at that moment what it is like to die. the next 6 months or so i couldn't shake the feeling like i had a glimpse of the afterlife and it hosed me up the fact that people do this poo poo recreationally is unfathomable to me
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Oct 13, 2021 07:11
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kRATOm is a barbarian god with the strength of a man that has the strength of two men and he rode a scorpion once. Not a big fantasy one just a scorpion.
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Oct 13, 2021 07:18
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I don't think a scorpion should be carrinyg that sort of weight
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Oct 13, 2021 08:23
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Boner M posted:Its like a giant potato Thanks
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Oct 13, 2021 09:17
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That's not just a scorpion, it's Scorpos, god of scorpions, with the strength of a scorpion with the strength of two men!
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Oct 13, 2021 09:20
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One time I enough kratom that the pants I had poo poo pre-kratom were clean when it wore off. I did so much kratom I unshitted my pants. 
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Oct 13, 2021 13:11
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drat near killed ‘om
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Kratom caused the worst constipation and abdominal pain. The energetic buzz or mild opioid effects (depending on dose) weren't worth it.
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Oct 13, 2021 13:16
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It's a very bad idea , OP!
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Oct 13, 2021 13:39
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Just collect beetles in your yard and crush them up with some orange juice and drink it. Same thing.
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Oct 13, 2021 13:47
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I managed to gently caress my poo poo up with basic bitch stuff like MD and LSD. Didn't need no fancy boutique craft drugs no way no sir. Realistically it was the alcohol tho, cause I stopped drinking but still dabble in drugs every so often and I'm doing much better. Also I learned that MD cut with meth is not that bad, and I hate that.
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Oct 13, 2021 14:25
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it's basically joose for cowards
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Oct 13, 2021 14:49
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syntaxfunction posted:I managed to gently caress my poo poo up with basic bitch stuff like MD and LSD. Didn't need no fancy boutique craft drugs no way no sir. what's MD?
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MD is short for MDMA, or ecstasy. I think MD is a pretty Australian term for it.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:it's basically joose for cowards That's all drugs and forms of escapism for me. I want nothing more from life than the magical oblivion of jooose posting but i'm too much of a bitch to commit.
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lol mdma fuckin rules snorted it though so it hit me like a freight train and peaked after only 3-ish hours
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Kratom n bate'um
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Oct 13, 2021 16:21
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Voted Cancel unless people start posting horror stories from the TCC thread or something
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Oct 13, 2021 16:33
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Drugs sound scary guys I'm glad I'm too much of a basic bitch pussy to do them anymore.
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No gay option. No goku. Did not vote.
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:salvia isn't fun but boy howdy is it some poo poo reminds of one of the best things a goon has done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVllL4tNZsI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnwS5sPOzb0
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i think only one or two goons actually died in the joose threads. in all this time, how many goon kratom deaths have there been? tye more deaths, tye better the high, i reckon.
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