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Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
don't worry everyone, rudy has revealed the benefit of buying the 1000 dollar card with his face on it

quote:

Rudy The Magic Guy

LSS001-P Updates

All purchasers of the $1k Gemkeeper card will recieve the "OPTION" of a discount on future Flesh and Blood Promotional kits.

The discount is = $69.00 on each FaB promotional kit.

Essentially, you own a piece of the games history and the card will be giving you a "rebate/discount" on future Promo kits.

- If you purchased 1 or 2 Gemkeeper cards, the $69.00 discount is the same and can only be used once per promotional kit, it does not "stack" the discount.

- Yes you can recieve the $69.00 discount on every single Promotional kit for flesh and blood until futher notice.

- The discount ONLY applies to FaB promotional kits.

- The discount does NOT apply to normal box purchasing or normal case purchasing.

- No, if you choose to not purchase a kit, the discount does not accure for extra value or future use.

- No, if you sell the card to someone else, they do NOT get the benefit if they are a patron.

- The benefit is NOT transferable.


The theory is, as long as you stay a patron and love to buy Flesh and blood, you will continue to get future discounts on promo kits for FaB.

This will essentially rebate most of the money you paid for the gemkeeper card as time goes on, if you choose to continue to be a FaB Fan.


Sometimes the biggest risk in life, is not taking a risk.

lol 69 lol nice nice niiiiiiiice

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Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
he's still on his poo poo, this time with metazoo

quote:


Hot off the press

Preview exclusive card for the halloween bundle of metazoo nightfall.

Featuring the cardboard castle in the background

Holding a bag of money stolen from the metazoo community

Taco hanging out of the pocket


+other hidden easter eggs


1 card per metazoo promo kit coming at the end of the month.

he's got his carny huckster persona down pat, that's for sure. at least this card's an extra alongside an actual product rather than just the card lol

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
he still sold out of it all in about an hour, I guess.

I think the cards are a hideous mess so I was never interested to begin with, but does it even play well? is it balanced at all?

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
look at all that [[ADDITIONAL VALUE]]

rudy posted posted:

Metazoo Bonus items + shipping update
60% of Metazoo Kits have now Shipped
Standard MTG orders from 10/31/2021 are shipping



If you purchased more than 1 metazoo kit in a single payment
you will notice additional bonus items in your kit
Below is a breakdown of the extra items



~ BONUS ITEMS in METAZOO BUNDLES ~

1 x Metazoo Kit = All items originally disclosed at time of sale.

Normal Contents

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2 x Metazoo Kits = Normal Contents

+1 = 1st ed Release Event Deck from Cryptid Nation (+$135.00)

Total additional value = $135.00

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3 x Metazoo Kits = Normal Contents

+1 = 1st ed Release Event Deck from Cryptid Nation (+$135.00)

+1 = 1st ed Cryptid Nation Booser Box (+$900.00)

Total additional value = $1,035.00

------------------------------

4 x Metazoo Kits = Normal Contents

+1 = 1st ed Release Event Deck from Cryptid Nation (+$135.00)

+1 = 1st ed Cryptid Nation Booser Box (+$900.00)

+1 = Original Rudy Investment Sasquash (+$800.00)

Total additional value = $1,835.00

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5 x Metazoo Kits = Normal Contents

+1 = 1st ed Release Event Deck from Cryptid Nation (+$135.00)

+1 = 1st ed Cryptid Nation Booser Box (+$900.00)

+1 = Original Rudy Investment Sasquash Promo (+$800.00)

+1 = KICKSTARTER Booster box (+$9,000.00)

Total additional value = $10,835.00

just look at all the bonus content you missed out on by not buying 8200 dollars worth of metazoo bundles!!!

I wonder if the next metazoo offering will be even more outlandishly priced to specifically trap people who see this and go "well I missed out on the insane extras last time, better buy the maximum amount this time so I don't potentially miss out!"

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