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Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Is anyone an avid Knotter? I'm an amateur knotter and I'm trying to advance my skills. So far my favorite every day knot is the square knot, so simplistic but such strong integrity. I've dappled in knoting fishing lines like the sknell knot!



Check out some of these amazing fishing knots!; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_72BbxuDKRM

https://www.animatedknots.com/ animated knots covers some really COOl knoting techniques.

Square knot is a little favorite of mine for knoting two ropes together too.

What are your knot stories, experiences and advice?

hmmm, is a tie a knot? or is that a different topic. wow, there are so many posibilities!

I knoted your mother but thats a different topic hehehe

What knoting do you do in your work and spare time and what interesting knoting facts can you share with us :)

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I don't know anything about tying but I can engorge the base of my penis with extra blood.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


thanks a lot OP, as if I didnt ALREADY have enough sites bookmarked

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Such a knotty idea for a thread! :grin:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
this is KNOT a good thread

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

kntfkr posted:

this is KNOT a good thread

Oh thats a good one, because thread is what you use to make a knot, nice :hmmyes:

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

kntfkr posted:

this is KNOT a good thread

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Yeah, this is a lot of heroin. If I'm too knotted off give me the narcan I guess.

Sent by iPhone via Cricket Wireless US.

Government Handjob
Nov 1, 2004

Gudbrandsglasnost
College Slice
Knotty goons in your area are tying to meet you.

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
I’m a big fan of the one handed bowline so I can maintain maximum efficiency at all times.

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a frayed knot op

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I take the extension cord at word, wrap it around my elbow and hand a few times, then wrap the remaining cord around itself. Bing bang bong A MASTER KNOTSMAN.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I can never get my surgeons knots to come out right, so my fishing line always looks a little hosed up, but still works

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
I shouldnt post in this thread because i'll probably get probed

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i beleive it would be knotting as it has a consonant at the end :)

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hedrigall posted:

I shouldnt post in this thread because i'll probably get probed

I lol'd

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
If you can't tie knots tie lots lmao

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Lascivious Sloth posted:

interesting knoting facts can you share with us :)

this is my favorite knot fact op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coK08GZNwtI

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
knot if I sea you first

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I'm such a girly girl (knot) that I had to watch YouTube videos on how to tie a bow to use around the boxes that I'm shipping my jewelry in.

Pretty sure that means all knots are way beyond my skill. The useful videos did use the term "bunny ears."

LOLbertsons
Apr 8, 2009

PALOMAR SUPREMACY!

LOLbertsons fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Oct 14, 2021

LordAdakos
Sep 1, 2009
The Palomar is fine for fishing but for an every day knot use you can't beat the figure eight. It can be a stopper or a bend and you can tie it in the bight.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Double Windsor


Anything more is pretentious
Anything less is just sad

BrassRoots
Jan 9, 2012

You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane

LOLbertsons posted:

PALOMAR SUPREMACY!



I used to blood knot but seriously. Palomar is king. The only knot I use now other than an FG.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Hedrigall posted:

I shouldnt post in this thread because i'll probably get probed

To be honest I thought you had created the thread when I first read the title.

LOLbertsons
Apr 8, 2009

For non-fishing applications- I like really like a half-hitch, or a sheet bend.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Zil posted:

To be honest I thought you had created the thread when I first read the title.

I may be a one note gimmick but I’m not that one note

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Hedrigall posted:

I may be a one note gimmick but I’m not that one note

One note, played by many different instruments.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I just use multiple granny knots

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You don't need a knot, just buy a longer rope for gently caress sake.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I don’t like knotting. That’s why all my shoes are velcro

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

knotting by nature

Sixfools
Aug 27, 2005

You be the Moon,
I'll be the Earth
And when we burst
Start over, oh, darling
Can't have a knot thread and knot mention Des Pawson, Lord of Knots. https://despawson.com/

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

knot on my watch!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

loving love you for this

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The thing that dogs do?

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The thing that dogs do?

Dogs don’t have thumbs

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.
avid knotter you say?

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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
just dang love to knot

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