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We have the automated forklifts buzzing around at work all over the place Skynet is real
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 17:18 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 12:51 |
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These days alot of people fork to lift but me I like to lift to fork. I try to hire operators with the same philosophy and generally I'd say we do a lot better job than your regular forklift crew. *Loud smashing noises from nearby warehouse*
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 17:27 |
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*beeps “shave and a haircut” at every intersection*
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:05 |
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gonna print this out and put it on our three forklifts
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:37 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:*beeps “shave and a haircut” at every intersection* *Has hilarious signature "joke" where I lay on the horn nonstop while driving around until one of the dock supervisors tells me to shut the gently caress up*
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 19:02 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:NARRATOR: Frank is a veteran forklift driver, but considered a "bad boy" of the industry. Lol well done
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 19:23 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 12:51 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:NARRATOR: Jimmy was planning to move this pallet from one side of the warehouse to the other. But there's a problem. Next episode: Camera flashes back to Jimmy carefully navigating the wet spot on the floor, and making it to the other side NARRATOR: After Jimmy's staggering feat of heroism on last week's episode, he was given an award from management, and allowed to take his certification exam 2 weeks early. JIMMY: Yeah, I get to take that exam in a month now, instead of 6 weeks. I'm pretty excited I gotta tell you. Gonna study up on those lifting tables, fork theory, driving techniques, fork penetration rates through steel and what to do in case of fork penetration through steel. I know I'mma ACE that test, and then I'll be CERTIFIED! NARRATOR: Jimmy is looking forward to the final certification exam that'll give him that ten cent an hour raise promised him by management if he can pass and get certified Jimmy: I know that once that happens, I'll be able to buy the good stuff. Better cigarettes, Coors instead of Bud. Not to mention, my family. My momma, my wife and my kids'll be so proud of me *wipes a single tear away as he realizes that he'll be an even better provider for his family.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 22:00 |