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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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“People don’t talk enough about Tom Brady”
—Troy Aikman, 2021

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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shyduck posted:

Let's play a game called "count the handoffs to running backs"

This would make the worst drinking game of all time

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Stop running the read option, everyone knows Hurts is allergic to handoffs

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Terrible throw, shoulda been a pick. But goddamn Quez can catch!

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Wowza, ourQB sucks but our wideouts can play

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Tampa should get most of the credit for that TD since over half of the yardage was penalties and the assist tip to Watkins

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Crescent Wrench posted:

One drive down and the game hasn't started yet.

Staring longingly at this bottle of whiskey

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Remember when they made it a penalty for the offensive player to lower his helmet? Me neither lol

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Joe Buck acknowledges the obvious…I like him so much better post-hair loss

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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People who are not football fans enjoy hearing Tom get sucked off live on air. This is the sad reality of this world

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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euphronius posted:

This isn’t fair

Look on the bright side. We can probably get Jon Gruden to be our head coach next year. At a discount!

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Are they seriously punting here…? Really?

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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I know it was their own territory and 3 yards to go, but drat. How are you gonna force a stop?

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Maybe if they keep running stupid reverse screen plays, we have a shot of winning

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Whaaaaat. That is as close as you can possibly get

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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The “gently caress Tom Brady” clause means it’s a catch

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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They’re waiting for the customers of Buffalo Wild Wings to decide what outcome they want

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Wtf is wrong with Hurts

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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shyduck posted:

He's not the best passer so the coach forces him to pass all the time

Much like forcing a kid you caught smoking to smoke the entire pack of cigarettes

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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We have a guy named Daveon Taylor?

Man, there was a time when I could name every player on the depth chart. And the practice squad.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Don't forget selling crypto

Does he huck Bitcoin or does he have his own BradyCoin?

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Never relegate Rubmaps Robert

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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euphronius posted:

Good night goons

Don’t forget: you’re here forever

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Please stop calling passes

I understand giving Hurts reps, but these are not effective ones.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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I do like that Hurts’ final read is always “unleash the dragon”. Lot more fun than eating a sack or throwing it away

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Wow, the Eagles are pretty bad, eh?

I would argue that the truth is more nuanced than that:

They are very bad

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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shyduck posted:

JUST DRAW UP PASS EVERY loving TIME SIRIANNI

I got bored waiting for the second handoff so I just started drinking. You’re on your own

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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are you sure that wasn’t pass interference

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Try running the loving ball occasionally npbehind your mauler right tackle

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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I laughed at Tae Kwon Doers but I’m also drunk

I found the target audience for Joe Buck

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Codependent Poster posted:

This is one of the worst performances I've seen a team have

This isn't even in the top 10 worst Eagles games

The last Cowboys-Eagles game under Chip Kelly, the Raiders game where Jamarcus Russell won the game with the slowest spin move in recorded history, the tie against the Browns on opening day during the "dream team" season, Donovan McNabb's last playoff game against the Cowboys, the tie against the Bengals where McNabb didn't know ties were a thing, and like a half-dozen Andy Reid games where the team just decided not to show up for a week during an otherwise-successful year.

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