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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

There's a gameplay preview stream going on, it looks fairly sick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JldMvQMO_5U

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Fungah! posted:

*calmly figuring out where i can hit my head with a ballpeen hammer to get an exactly four month long coma*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w_cm26Mbes

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Kongming posted:

One thing I liked about Sekiro over the other From games is no Stamina, so I'm wondering if that's back in Elden Ring. They didn't show any UI.

Yeah I'm curious about this as well

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

mysterious loyall X posted:

Pathetic j-series don't have the cajones to allow horse balls, let alone depict a complex character like arthur Morgan who over the coursr of 150 hours collecting beaver pelts with random stats learns that slavery may be bad, but phrenology still has a lot to teach us, the gamers, in 2021

*Nods*

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Been calling it Jenkem Ring and saying “Assy one, bring me more turds” to keep the hype levels down.

Actually I've been doing the same thing, but to keep the hype levels up.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

extremebuff posted:

there's going to be a closed network test on the 12th, so a ton of raw gameplay is gonna come out. absolutely torn between keeping as much of this game a surprise as possible and devouring every second of Content

I will devour the content and then hypnotize myself into suppressing the memories so everything is new when I play it.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Fungah! posted:

beta invites went out, i didnt get one


HolePisser1982 posted:

this. checked my email like 20 times to make sure…

No need for a beta invite when you already are one :troll:

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

That Little Demon posted:

I got in...

I didn't realize this game would have fully fleshed out cities though? I know this is breaking NDA but here is a screen



The Lies of G(RRM)

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Shart Holes Poo.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Harrow posted:

DS2 is fun

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Dongicus posted:

Sheldens bazing

E: wow this blew up

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

That Little Demon posted:

yeah, also, for some reason, living like that attracted the most girls to date me in my entire life lmao

They come running just as fast as they can, cuz every girl crazy bout an unemployed gamer man

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

EmmyOk posted:

Is 100% APR on a loan good, dad?

Yeah means it’s perfect, good luck

Lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Copy-pasting the GameFAQs walkthrough for Tecmo Secret of the Stars as my Harvard admission essay and calling it a day

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I got the tude now posted:

I’ve thought about quitting my job at least once a week for months and then I go and get a promotion. Nice one, retard.

Wagecucked again!

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Covid, for all its faults, was a huge boon to working gamers everywhere

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Thank You Covid

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

extremebuff posted:

the beach webcam background flickers off for just a moment and everyone sees this but theyll never say anything



Lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002





Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I’ll be getting it and just pushing my backlog off even further lol.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Completely forgetting what the topic of the thread is for several pages. IZ ftw

What do you mean, this is the… Elden Ring thread??? What the hell.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

you're also gonna play the skin flute when it comes out you little pervert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2uFaE4Gzgk

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Arrhythmia posted:

1 nothing wrong with you
2 nothing wrong with you
3 somethings wrong with you

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I'm seein double here. Eight male-presenting nipples!

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Elden Ring flexed its bicep and cured cancer.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Harrow posted:

You have to get to the last boss without using any ashes of war to get the good ending

Asses of war.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

You have to probate people for saying retard even though you're 35 years old.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Wormskull posted:

Lmfao get profiled and murked young bitch.

Lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Larry Parrish posted:

I have to open the actual website on my phone to see that stuff.



Lol.

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Fungah! posted:

dayfrog (aaaaaa)
fighter of the nightfrog (aaaaaa)

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Dongicus posted:

last time i saw that frog was for mgsv

F has come to.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

lollontee posted:

dunno why but im getting some weirdly murderous pre-cognatic visions lately. still, cant wait to see the new victims for whatever profane sex rituals rretard martin has written in. hehe, totally ironically tho

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

gently caress you

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

lollontee posted:

alrighttt, but i pourred weissbeer on my sick rrazor mechaniccal keyboarrd for the thirdd time, andd now im think its not going to recover in time to pplay elden ring with

gently caress you

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Thank you Fungah

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

mysterious loyall X posted:

Dnit quote me.with these terrible word walls.hombre.

Lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

HolePisser1982 posted:

6:01pm thursday: instantly gaining 50 lbs, engulfed in bedsores, massive pile of beer cans and delivery containers, doing the fat guy whistley breathing sound

I got the tude now posted:

going super saiyan but the hair on my scalp shoots off and rest elongates and forms a natural ponytail

Lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I’m going to buy this loving game.

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