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HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


Fungah! posted:

*calmly figuring out where i can hit my head with a ballpeen hammer to get an exactly four month long coma*

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HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


looks motherfucking epic

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


beyond stoked to explore some fromsoftian caves, catacombs, and mines

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


def had a lil lowkey freakout when i saw Arcane was one of the stats

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


Fungah! posted:

beta invites went out, i didnt get one

this. checked my email like 20 times to make sure…

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


Oh, the network test? Yeah guess I didn’t get in this time. *putting on my soft padded helmet* Maybe they’ll open it up to everyone on the last day or something tho. *velcro strapping up my bigass self-harm mittens* Hey gimme a minute real quick.

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


doing stretches and check swings with my keyboard like a batter warming up

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


found a preview that isnt spoilery. sounds godly, as youd expect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3XOK41nejw

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


Dongicus posted:

Sheldens bazing

E: wow this blew up

lmao

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


That Little Demon posted:

move the mouse every 30 minutes, say Hello in the morning. 2+ years going

lol sick

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


being asked to do the bare minimum and being like “hmm. well i’ll definitely consider it.” ftw

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002



lmfao

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


looking forward to becoming obsessed with every motif in the game, and not shutting the gently caress up about it, ever

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


vaati got legit choked up talking about the cursewithered maiden in the new vid. fair to say it’ll be an all-timer on release

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


a.p. dent posted:

Goal: play Elden Ring for 2000 hours this year

first 2000 hours just in the character creator. not even touching the questline til ive got a bart simpson, a cookie monster, a scrooge mcduck, etc ready to go

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002



gettin there

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


just remembered xbox gamers get this sucker 12 hours early due to new zealand region trick. 6 days left :pwn:

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


microsoft rewards app gives u six bucks back just for buying the hypest game of the year

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


mysterious loyall X posted:

Dnit quote me.with these terrible word walls.hombre.

lol

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002



jesus christ, hes practically on top of the fuckin thing

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002



lol

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


Everyone is under extreme psychic strain due to elden ring’s impending release. but we will make it through this. Just five more days.

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


6:01pm thursday: instantly gaining 50 lbs, engulfed in bedsores, massive pile of beer cans and delivery containers, doing the fat guy whistley breathing sound

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


I got the tude now posted:

going super saiyan but the hair on my scalp shoots off and rest elongates and forms a natural ponytail

lol

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


Metallia posted:

It's Elden Ring week.

seriously thinking about buying a bottle of champagne

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


Knuc U Kinte posted:

I’m thinking about paying ¥9240 for this instead of buy it on sale in 4 years.

Thoughts like that are reserved for the rarest Einsteinian levels of genius.. don’t waste it

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


Knuc U Kinte posted:

My pc can’t run elden ring and now I’m buying an xbox.

What are you, the smartest man who ever lived?

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002



thats the exact same as ds3

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


Larry Parrish posted:

I'm so hoipe. And this is mildly embarrassing but I'm hoipe because I watched the gameplay overview trailer and the then launch trailer bandai namco just posted on yt and most of my hoipe was derived from seeing probably more outfits and weapons than are in all of DS3 in that combined ~8 minutes of footage. Lol. I love to dress up.

I’ve been invited to the Fashion Souls steam group by people i’m invading like a dozen times because I so visibly love playing dressup

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


when they bring out the binoculars.. nothing more flattering in the entire fuckin world

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


Daikatana Ritsu posted:

In my massive VR rig so all you can see is my big lips moving with no game audio: Oh my God.

Oh my God, dude.

..Gwyndolyn's Knave Purse! Of course.

lmfao

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


Hizke posted:

[to the tune of spooky scary skeletons]

shriveled raisin diaper man is a vase with greatbow drawn
he travels through the lands between to become the Elden One


lmao

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


i keep getting this animal video in my youtube recommends and i keep lolling thinking about the prisoner class

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HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


xbox gamers be advised that you get $6 back for buying the game. go into the xbox rewards app on the console and scroll down to the elden ring tile

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


this is going to be an arduous 30 hours til it unlocks

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002



lmfao

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


I’m going to memorize every inch of the game world, just as I’ve done for every other souls game

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


Pablo Nergigante posted:

Anor Londo... Cathedral Ward... Lothric Castle...


HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002


asked my buddy for a bubbly suggestion and he recommended veuve cliquot, and i instinctively whispered “the elden ring of champagne…” to myself and lolled for a bit

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HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002



lmao

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