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drat imagine being so chill that you just let someone loving fist your rear end WITH THEIR NOSE 
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Image dump time!   Andrewsarchus: Believed to be the biggest mammalian carnivore to ever exist. Found the skull in Mongolia.   Fist bumping the Harpy Eagle. Worlds largest bird of prey.  Awwww.  
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verbal enema posted:drat imagine being so chill that you just let someone loving fist your rear end WITH THEIR NOSE Love to sniff the poo poo right from the source
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Love to sniff the poo poo right from the source Get it where it's good!!
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Valko posted:Andrewsarchus: Believed to be the biggest mammalian carnivore to ever exist. Found the skull in Mongolia. Imagine being the strongest, scariest dog to ever walk the planet but then some nerd named Andrew finds you and names you after himself
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gently caress elephants that fight hippos! gently caress any animal that fights hippos I love hippos!!!!!
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Oct 18, 2021 01:14
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Elephants mourn their dead and will often return to the spot where a family member died even years later. So you're telling me they hold ancestral grudges
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Devils Affricate posted:Penguins are dumb as hell for living in such a cold place gently caress you penguins are perfect
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Oct 18, 2021 01:19
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I keep seeing these beasts when I'm out hiking. Can someone help me identify them? I think they might be called 'sheep'.
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Oct 18, 2021 01:35
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Valko posted:
Looks smaller than a whale to me
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Valko posted:I keep seeing these beasts when I'm out hiking. Can someone help me identify them? I think they might be called 'sheep'. Those are Moo Dogs
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Valko posted:I keep seeing these beasts when I'm out hiking. Can someone help me identify them? I think they might be called 'sheep'. The Simpsons aren't joking a cow would absolutely eat you and your entire family if they had a chance
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Oct 18, 2021 01:42
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nice new av op
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Oct 18, 2021 01:49
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Valko posted:Andrewsarchus: Believed to be the biggest mammalian carnivore to ever exist. Found the skull in Mongolia. That's a loving dire wolf.
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Yaldabaoth posted:That's a loving dire scrat
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Who What Now posted:So you're telling me they hold ancestral grudges Yes and I told them you kill elephants and eat their balls
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Oct 18, 2021 02:07
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Instead of an acorn it carries around a human skull
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Yes and I told them you kill elephants and eat their balls I bet they hold a TON of pee
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Yaldabaoth posted:That's a loving dire wolf. Really?  https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/dire-wolf-dna-study-reveals-surprises https://wolf-stuff.com/blogs/wolf-facts/what-is-a-direwolf
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Oct 18, 2021 02:13
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Big animals loving RULE!
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Valko posted:Really? I expect my dire wolves to be at least big enough for an average size human to ride them like a horse.
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Valko posted:Really? *pushes glasses up nose as my smile widens Got em
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Highland Longhorns aren’t really cattle, they’re the immortal oxen of the fair folk. Or something Who cares
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Yaldabaoth posted:I expect my dire wolves to be at least big enough for an average size human to ride them like a horse. Dire wolves are mounts for goblins, which I think are supposed to be miniature evil chimpanzees. Much smaller than the average man.
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Gaybitch anal high tech
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Sorry my phone autocorrected animal to anal
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I'm killing everyone in the thread that says something mean about an animal like the doll statue in duck duck goose or whatever except I never turn around
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Yaldabaoth posted:I expect my dire wolves to be at least big enough for an average size human to ride them like a horse. I too think it would rule to be a Wolfrider irl but we have a long way to go as a species before that’s happening. we’re not even the spacefaring hippie espers that eventually become the Wolfriders, and honestly op I’m starting to wonder if maybe ElfQuest wasn’t a documentary after all
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Valko posted:Really? Interesting article but 150lbs seems pretty light for an animal that’s 8 feet long.
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Don't murder me I beg of you don't murder me
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Don't murder me I beg of you don't murder me Your avatar is an exotic animal I think
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Valko posted:Dire wolves are mounts for goblins, which I think are supposed to be miniature evil chimpanzees. Much smaller than the average man. Would be awesome if fantasy goblins looked like this but hairless: 
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The Bloop posted:Your avatar is an exotic animal I think I think I already identified that as a sheep.
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johnny quest's pet dog "bandit" is immortal
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Yaldabaoth posted:Would be awesome if fantasy goblins looked like this but hairless: Fantasy goblins look however you choose to describe them. This makes them different from many other exotic animals.
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monkeys are worthless
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Bismuth posted:monkeys are worthless Actually they own and are the best animal
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I saw a monkey pull the poo poo outof another monkey's rear end and eat it
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Bismuth posted:I saw a monkey pull the poo poo outof another monkey's rear end and eat it loving rad lmao
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Bismuth posted:I saw a monkey pull the poo poo outof another monkey's rear end and eat it So like us…
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