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Link! Hey! Use the Z-target on the toilet or you're gonna splash on the floor!
That's it! Stir up the canned chili and put it back in the microwave for an additional minute!
Whoa! Look out, this is an enemy called a Tax Forms!
Hey! Listen! Put hot sauce in the condom after you nut or she'll spermjack you!
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Oct 18, 2021 02:01
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No! Link! Don't look at Saria's Facebook profile! You've been drinking!
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Oct 18, 2021 02:13
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Listen! I don't know what they mean by "deadass" either.
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Oct 18, 2021 02:24
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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Hello, Link. Wake up. The Great Deku Tree wants to talk to you! Link, get up! Hey, c'mon! Link, I think you have sleep apnea.
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Oct 18, 2021 13:19
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BUDKK: Big Ugly Dumb Kokiri Knives
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Oct 18, 2021 14:57
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Hey! Link! The high test carbon steel Giant's Knife is ideal for home defense AND makes a charming conversational piece if displayed on a mantle.
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Oct 18, 2021 14:57
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
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Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!
(Link’s hearing ability has dwindled over the years from being too close to exploding bombs, and he has forgotten his hearing aid on this particular day)
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Oct 18, 2021 15:15
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(at the urinal trying to pass a kidney stone)
HAAA HEEEAYYYYYAAAH
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Oct 18, 2021 16:19
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- Iron Chef Ramen
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HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
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Hey! Listen! You forgot to pay your pottery liability insurance!
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Oct 18, 2021 21:18
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Hey! Listen! You were about to plug in a heater into a power strip! You should be careful with those, because you were about to cause an electrical fire!
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Oct 18, 2021 21:21
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hey! you've fallen and you can't get up
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Oct 18, 2021 21:21
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hey! you've fallen and you can't get up
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Oct 18, 2021 21:21
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hey! you've fallen and you can't get up
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Oct 18, 2021 21:22
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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hey! you've fallen and you can't get up
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Oct 18, 2021 21:35
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An arctic wind is blowing from Zora's Domain!
Maybe 76 still isn't high enough for the thermostat.
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Oct 18, 2021 22:52
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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hey! listen! that fridge is too far away to walk to for your halftime beer run, use the hookshot instead
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Oct 19, 2021 00:22
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Trying to z-target his glass of scotch but Navi keeps interrupting asking for his car keys. HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN FRIENDS?!
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Oct 19, 2021 01:20
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Oct 19, 2021 04:49
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Hey! Listen! Epona has been a great companion. I feel this desire to buy a Harley Davidson is what the Hylians call a *mid-life crisis*.
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Oct 19, 2021 13:26
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HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
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Hey! Listen! I think that Nonag Ford fellow who keeps buying you drinks is up to something!
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Oct 19, 2021 22:32
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Hey! Listen! Child support is a myth
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Oct 20, 2021 01:05
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
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hey! you ever listen to Huey Lewis and The News?
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Oct 20, 2021 02:25
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i managed to z-target my own feelings with this thread
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Oct 20, 2021 03:01
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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Hey! Listen! Child support is a myth
lol
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Oct 20, 2021 03:07
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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You learned a new tune, Link! Try playing it on your ocarina. Nice dad-rock, lol.
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Oct 21, 2021 02:40
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- nut
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listen! you can just take the sauce packets if you want
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Oct 21, 2021 02:45
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